1. Q. Why did the chicken cruz the internet?
A. To get to the other site!

2. Q. What do you get when you cruz the Atlantic with the Titanic?
A. Half-way!

3. Q. When is a door not a door?
A. When it's ajar!

4. Q. What kind of rooms have no walls?
A. Mushrooms!

5. Q. What kind of shoes are made from banana skins?
A. Slippers!

6. Q. What do you get when you cruz a pinguim with a pig?
A. A polar boar!

7. I know a minister who was so religious, when he read the Bible, he wore stained glasses!

8. I know a guy who was so cheap, he keeps his wallet in an unlisted pocket! Also, when he goes fishing, he puts a picture of a worm on his hook, and catches a picture of a fish!

9. Q. What has a thousand legs but can't walk?
A. 500 pairs of pants!

10. (My favorite)
Q. What do you get when you cruz a urso with a chinese frying pan?
A. Wok-a Wok-a!