Cramps in her stomach and something wet and sticky on the sheets made Elena wake up groaning. She got out of bed, her hands on her stomach. She turned around and screamed. Both of the Salvatore brothers came rushing to her room, but as soon as they saw the blood, Damon pushed Stefan aside and locked himself in, the moment Stefan’s face turned. “Oh, come on, dick!” Stefan ciclomotor as his face changed back.
Damon walked to Elena. “Are you alright?” he asked feeling awkward. Elena heavily shook her head. “No, I’m sick. My stomach hurts and I’m bleeding” she looked up. “I’m dying, Damon”
Damon averted his head to hide his grin, but Elena noticed anyway. “You’re making fun of me!” she exclaimed upset. “I’m bleeding to death here and you’re laughing at me?”
“Elena!” Damon said in the middle of his mirth. “You’re not dying! This is completely normal, trust me”
“This is normal?” she waved at the dirty sheets and raising her eyebrows.
“Yes” Damon said. “It’s… natural. It’s a sign you can get babies”
Wrong thing to say. Elena had calmed down a bit, but now she was back at the panicking stage. “I’m having bebês now?”
“No! That’s not what I meant” Damon groaned. God, did he suck at this. “I have an idea. I am going to call Caroline and I’ll let her explain you everything about the birds and the bees, alrighty?”
“Why do you think she can help me?” Elena asked suspicious.
“Because she’s a girl and this happens only to girls” Damon explained.
“Oh” Elena blinked. “Hey, if this happens to girls, then what happens to boys?” she asked when Damon dialed Carolines number.
“We have nice dreams and we get excited, but in time we learn to control the excitement” Damon answered uneasy.
“What do you dream of?” Elena asked, her head diagonally, not at all curious. Damon’s cheeks turned rosa, -de-rosa and he swallowed. “Eh… seguinte question, please”
Damon walked to Elena. “Are you alright?” he asked feeling awkward. Elena heavily shook her head. “No, I’m sick. My stomach hurts and I’m bleeding” she looked up. “I’m dying, Damon”
Damon averted his head to hide his grin, but Elena noticed anyway. “You’re making fun of me!” she exclaimed upset. “I’m bleeding to death here and you’re laughing at me?”
“Elena!” Damon said in the middle of his mirth. “You’re not dying! This is completely normal, trust me”
“This is normal?” she waved at the dirty sheets and raising her eyebrows.
“Yes” Damon said. “It’s… natural. It’s a sign you can get babies”
Wrong thing to say. Elena had calmed down a bit, but now she was back at the panicking stage. “I’m having bebês now?”
“No! That’s not what I meant” Damon groaned. God, did he suck at this. “I have an idea. I am going to call Caroline and I’ll let her explain you everything about the birds and the bees, alrighty?”
“Why do you think she can help me?” Elena asked suspicious.
“Because she’s a girl and this happens only to girls” Damon explained.
“Oh” Elena blinked. “Hey, if this happens to girls, then what happens to boys?” she asked when Damon dialed Carolines number.
“We have nice dreams and we get excited, but in time we learn to control the excitement” Damon answered uneasy.
“What do you dream of?” Elena asked, her head diagonally, not at all curious. Damon’s cheeks turned rosa, -de-rosa and he swallowed. “Eh… seguinte question, please”
The seguinte morning
Cas opened the door of the house and helped Daphne inside. He guided her to the sitting room and put her gently down on the couch.
“You know, I’ve been thinking” Daphne said. “With you around I don’t need a car. Makes things a lot cheaper”
“Can I get you something?” Cas asked.
Daphne shook her head. “You’re here. That’s enough for now”
Cas wasn’t used to that much gratitude and he’d have to adjust to it.
“Actually” Daphne started. “Could you give me the phone? I need to call the locksmith to tell him I won’t be needing his services after all. I gave Zoey her key back”
Cas smiled weak. “I’m glad you made it up with each other”
Cas opened the door of the house and helped Daphne inside. He guided her to the sitting room and put her gently down on the couch.
“You know, I’ve been thinking” Daphne said. “With you around I don’t need a car. Makes things a lot cheaper”
“Can I get you something?” Cas asked.
Daphne shook her head. “You’re here. That’s enough for now”
Cas wasn’t used to that much gratitude and he’d have to adjust to it.
“Actually” Daphne started. “Could you give me the phone? I need to call the locksmith to tell him I won’t be needing his services after all. I gave Zoey her key back”
Cas smiled weak. “I’m glad you made it up with each other”
Cas kicked the door of their bedroom open. Daphne was sitting on topo, início of Mitch.
“Daphne” Mitch said, looking at Cas.
“Don’t worry” Daphne said with a heavy voice. “That’s my husband. He knows I have my needs. It’s not my fault he’s incompetent”
Mitch pushed her off of him and searched for his clothes. Cas turned around and ran downstairs.
“What are you doing?” Daphne asked grumpy. “Come back in bed”
“Are you completely out of your mind?” Mitch exclaimed.
“Oh, please, you knew I was married” Daphne said.
“That was really low” Mitch said. “Get dressed. I’m done here. You go find someone else to consider your needs”
“Come on, don’t be like that” Daphne said.
They heard an enormous crack and they jumped.
“What the hell was that?” Mitch asked.
“Daphne” Mitch said, looking at Cas.
“Don’t worry” Daphne said with a heavy voice. “That’s my husband. He knows I have my needs. It’s not my fault he’s incompetent”
Mitch pushed her off of him and searched for his clothes. Cas turned around and ran downstairs.
“What are you doing?” Daphne asked grumpy. “Come back in bed”
“Are you completely out of your mind?” Mitch exclaimed.
“Oh, please, you knew I was married” Daphne said.
“That was really low” Mitch said. “Get dressed. I’m done here. You go find someone else to consider your needs”
“Come on, don’t be like that” Daphne said.
They heard an enormous crack and they jumped.
“What the hell was that?” Mitch asked.
this is sparx part of story before ember dies
sparx was flying near a cliff when he saw ember standing near the edge sparx then hid behind a arbusto, bush to watch sparx says ' wat is ember doing here she should be at the dragon temple chasing spyro' then he sees ember jump of the cliff and ran back to tell ignitus ' oi big guy' 'yes young one?' 'i just saw ember jump off a cliff she said it was beacause spyro doesnt amor her' 'couldn't u stop her?' ' no i was actuly evesdropping' ' spyro?' 'yes cynder' 'this has somthing to do with me doesnt it?' no its not ur fault its mine cause i said i amor u and i do amor u' 'spyro cynder u have to get ember's dead remains and bring it back here' 'why?' 'beacause i can resurect her to make her alive again but i need her remains' 'ok we'll get her remains'
thus ends chapter 3
sparx was flying near a cliff when he saw ember standing near the edge sparx then hid behind a arbusto, bush to watch sparx says ' wat is ember doing here she should be at the dragon temple chasing spyro' then he sees ember jump of the cliff and ran back to tell ignitus ' oi big guy' 'yes young one?' 'i just saw ember jump off a cliff she said it was beacause spyro doesnt amor her' 'couldn't u stop her?' ' no i was actuly evesdropping' ' spyro?' 'yes cynder' 'this has somthing to do with me doesnt it?' no its not ur fault its mine cause i said i amor u and i do amor u' 'spyro cynder u have to get ember's dead remains and bring it back here' 'why?' 'beacause i can resurect her to make her alive again but i need her remains' 'ok we'll get her remains'
thus ends chapter 3
okay down to buisness someone commented last chap and wanted ember to die so bye ember
'EEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBEEEER!!!!'spyro called 'yes my boyfriend?' 'listen ur not my girlfriend im in amor with cynder so stop followin me forever and also for the final time im telling u FLAME LOVES UUUUUUUUUU!!!!' 'SO BYE'
'CYNDDDEEEEEERRRRRR!!!!!' ' spyro?' ' cynder there u r i neeed to talk to u' 'yeah?' 'i...i... i amor u!' 'i amor u too spyro!' (yay hug!!)
meanwhile... 'im gonna jump' 'spyro dont amor me im gonna jump goodbye spyro and see you in hell cynder!' (jumps) 'ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh'
(ember died)
'EEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBEEEER!!!!'spyro called 'yes my boyfriend?' 'listen ur not my girlfriend im in amor with cynder so stop followin me forever and also for the final time im telling u FLAME LOVES UUUUUUUUUU!!!!' 'SO BYE'
'CYNDDDEEEEEERRRRRR!!!!!' ' spyro?' ' cynder there u r i neeed to talk to u' 'yeah?' 'i...i... i amor u!' 'i amor u too spyro!' (yay hug!!)
meanwhile... 'im gonna jump' 'spyro dont amor me im gonna jump goodbye spyro and see you in hell cynder!' (jumps) 'ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh'
(ember died)
spyro is composição literária in his journal:my name is spyro and i think im in amor cause ive seen this dragoness shes black with esmeralda eyes and shes the most beautiful ive ever seen it would be a miracle if she would amor me too , i try to talk to her but theres another dragoness named ember now shes rosa, -de-rosa but i dont amor her but shes crazy about me , when i see cynder i try to go over to her but ember is watching and pops out from where shes hiding and pulls me away and cynder doesnt seem to notice me but today's going to be a new dia cause im goin to march up to ember and say i dont amor her, tell her to stop following me and if she crys ill ignore her then ill go over to cynder and tell her how i feel and hopefully she'll take a liking to me and grow a bond between us. (stops writing) i just gotta do it spyro says
well thats the end of part one ill start part two immediatly
well thats the end of part one ill start part two immediatly
Nyan cat is a cat born on earth, his race species come from the ancient Nyan Nyan plent that was destroyed by the devil arms. When the creation that was sealed away for more than 50 years is finally set free, he agrees to work with DisNyan to destroy the
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