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posted by Mingsunchao1824

Lately Brian has been hated on for a while now that people want him dead again. If the writers want Brian dead again they should go for it again because his storylines are the weakest out of all the main and recurring characters in the show. Personally I feel like the writers need to replace Brian with another dog like they did 4 years ago. Brian either needs a season long plot of reconstructing his personality or slowly die in a hilarious way. I really don't mind if he dies again. Peter and Stewie make Family Guy better with or without Brian anyway. Brian is just trash now. I don't find him interesting anymore. His characteristics aren't exciting at all. It's time to bury the dog alive. What do you guys think?

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Mr.Booze lyrics

posted by Robssesed

Peter: Mr Booze
Audience: Mr Booze

Peter: Mr Booze

Mr B Double O Z E

Brian & Bruce: That sure spells booze

Peter: You will wind up wearing tattered shoes, if you mess with Mr. Booze

Brian & Bruce: Don't mess with Mr. Booze

Audience: Don't mess with Mr. Booze

Peter: Don't mess with Mr. B-Double O-Z-E

If you been so stiff they thought you died

You'll feel better once you've testified

Audience: Testify

Bruce: Oh yeah!

Audience: Testify

Audience: Testify

Bruce: I wanna testify, I wanna testify!

Peter: Well then cleanse yourself my son, cleanse yourself!

Bruce: One time I took a biblioteca book out and I fells...

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Family Guy Part One

posted by Courtney370

The dia All Began With Chris Waking Up In The Morning With His Alarm Clock Beeping. Beep! Beep! Beep! Chris Get Up Out Of Your cama and Turn That Alarm Clock Off!! Said Peter As He Was In The cama With Lois. Ok Dad! Said Chris. Chris Got Out Of His cama and Went To The Living Room To Play vídeos Games All Day. *In Meg's Room. Oh Meg Wake Up. Said Peter As He Put His Butt In Meg's Face Getting Ready To Let Out A Big Fart. What Dad? Today Is Saturday and We Don't Have To Go To School Today For Five Weeks. Said Meg. Yeah But Do You Know What Today Is? Said Peter. What? Said Meg. Fart Day!! Said Peter...

topo, início 20 reasons why Family Guy needs to reinvent itself

posted by Mingsunchao1824

The fanbase: Like any long running tv show Family Guy's fãs are very unpleasable because the older fãs over praise the first 3 seasons while the newer fãs praise the later seasons while both sides bash each of Family Guy's season eras.

The characters: I amor all the characters despite their drastic over the topo, início character flaws and dynamic changes, but most of the fãs have a hard time accepting those changes because they feel that all the characters should've remained the same since the late 90s based on overrated nostalgia.

The plots and cutaways: Alot of people always say that the cutaway...

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FCC Lyrics

posted by Robssesed

Peter: They will clean up all your talking in a menace such as this
Brian: They will make you take a tinkle when you want to take a p*ss
Stewie: And they'll make you call fellatio a trouser-friendly kiss
Peter, Brian, & Stewie: It's the plain situation!
There's no negiotiation!
Peter: With the fellows at the freakin FCC!

Brian: They're as stuffy as the stuffiest of the special interest groups...
Peter: Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troops
Stewie: Any baby with a brain could tell them everybody poops!
Peter, Brian, & Stewie: Take a tip, take a lesson!
You'll never win by...

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Family Guy - Good Mornin'

posted by Courtneyfan6

Goodmorning

[Joe is at the Griffins' house, making his friends dance with hip. Cleveland is on the piano]
Joe: All right, we're gonna do it once more! [everyone moans in agony] And this time, NO MISTAKES! ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR!
[Cleveland begins playing, while Peter, Joe and Quagmire dance]
Peter, Joe, and Quagmire: Good mornin', good mornin'!
Cleveland: It's great to stay up late!
Peter, Joe, and Quagmire: Good mornin', good mornin', to you!
[Joe sits on Quagmires lap as Peter continues dancing]
Peter: When the band, begins to play, The stars were shinin' bright!
Quagmire: But now the milkman's on his way,...

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uma familia da pesada

posted by lilylove89

Family Guy is an American animated televisão series created por Seth MacFarlane for the raposa Broadcasting Company. The series centers on the Griffins, a dysfunctional family consisting of parents Peter and Lois; their children Meg, Chris, and Stewie; and their anthropomorphic pet dog Brian. The show is set in the fictional city of Quahog, Rhode Island, and exhibits much of its humor in the form of cutaway gags that often lampoon American culture.

The family was conceived por MacFarlane after developing two animated films, The Life of Larry and Larry & Steve. MacFarlane redesigned the films'...

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My family guy script

posted by Hades332

Family Guy Script
Episode: ###
Stewie Quagmire
Summary: When Stewie gets a cold, Lois is forced to take him to the doctor, where his birth certificate shows up, revealing that he’s Quagmire’s son.

Key: ( ) = location
{ } = info
[ ] = Action
/ = commercial break
(Griffin house)
(Living Room)

[Family sitting on sofá watching TV]

Dianne Simpsons: In local news the, a cold academic has swept through Quahog.
Tom Tucker: Well, Dianne I’m not sure if it’s an academic. It’s just a cold.
Dianne: Do you really have to contradict everything I say?
Tom: I’m just saying, it happens once a year, it’s...

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Bag of weed

posted by Robssesed

Stewie: Now everybody gather 'round and listen if you
would
When I tell you every person needs a way of feeling
good
Every kitty needs a ball of string and every dog a
stick
Stewie & Brian: But all you need is a bag of weed to
really get a kick
All: One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight
A Bag of Weed, A Bag of Weed
Oh, Everything is better with A Bag of Weed
It's the only hope that you'll ever need
Cuz' Everything is better with A Bag of Weed
Stewie: There you go, you're all getting it now
Ensemble: When Texas people want to feel good,
Stewie: They go assault a queer.
Ensemble: When stupid...

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Family Guy's Three Main Characters Reviewed Giggity Giggity.

posted by pauloc

What is the deal with the character from Family guy Stewie? Obviously he is a baby. A very intelligent and diabolical baby. This televisão program has raised mais than a few questions, and supplied limited respostas not to mention, quite a bit of controversy.

OK, we all saw the episode where Stewie turns a ano old, so it is not a huge surprise that he speaks (even though he sounds mais like a thirty ano old), but why does he have a British accent, when the family lives in Rhode Island, in the United states? Anyone who has heard a Rhode Island accent, or for that matter any New England accent...

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SCOOP! on upcoming Family Guy MOVIE!

posted by dyannnn

oi Guys!

Can not wait for the Family Guy movie!
There is an awesome interview with their writer Ricky Blitt on MakingOf.com Check it out!!!

link

Blitt talks about how Seth Macfarlene asked him to write the movie. He's not new to Family Guy, already wrote 23 episodes for them - including the highly controversial and long awaited "When You Wish Upon a Weinstein."

The site, founded por the amazing Natalie Portman and Christine Aylward, gives a behind the scenes pass for all us movie apaixonados with exclusive interviews from industry insiders, clips and trailers from upcoming flicks, and a community section for us to connect with all the people in the biz!

Spread the word y'all! It's DEFINITELY worth checking out!