At the crack of dawn, the seguinte morning, Cartman drove to the gynecology office to apply for a job. He illegally parked in the “handiquacks” parking space, which happened to be closest to the front glass doors, and slammed the door on his rusty red 1974 bmw. He fumbled with the faux-gold doorknob, for a minute, cursed under his breath, and then when he finally got the slender door open, he noisily let himself in. The first thing he noticed: IT WAS CHICK FUCKING CENTRAL, UP IN THERE! Like, he was SURROUNDED por tits! Oh, man, if he were two years older, and WASN’T on a “mission,” he...