Everyone else seems to be composição literária fanfic so I thought I'd give it ago. This is total crack!fic and inspired por late night a conversation with Kayleigh and Sophie, much as that that picture, I'm sure por now you have all seen of Pregnant!Eleven, was. So on with the show! Part 1 of ?


The doctor was pretty sure that he’d never seen as many pill bottles in his life. Goodness knows why Amy had so many stacked up in her bathroom in the TARDIS. He briefly wondered if she was secretly some mastermind drug lord using his time/space machine to deal out her drugs all over the galaxy, but he quickly discarded that idea. Amy was rubbish at lying, he would know por now if she were secretly a drug lord. He shook his head before riffling though the cabinet that housed the bottle upon bottle of pills. Why was he snooping though Amy’s pills you ask? Well he’d been feel abnormally sick every time Rory and Amy walked past holding hands and playing the happy couple. He figured he must be coming down with something and Amy, the pill fanatic that she was would properly have something he could take that would ease the sickness. As he was searching he had the misfortune to knock most of the tablet bottles over so that they fell from the cabinet and in to the sink.
“Opps,” He muttered looking around quickly to make sure no one saw before he started chucking the bottles back in to the cabinet. One dark blue bottle caught his eye however, the original label was obscured por a hand made one. He peered at it curiously and saw that it read: Hormone tablets, in Amy’s scrawled writing. “Hmm, these feelings of sickness I’ve been getting could be classed as hormones... Maybe these pills stop such things!” He said to himself before fiddling with the child proof top, managing to get it off eventually and pour three white circular pills in to his palm. “I’d say three should do the job!” He muttered before plopping them in to his mouth and swallowing them, no water required. He sighed and frowned slightly as he didn’t feel any different. Maybe it took a while to kick in? Yeah that was properly it. He thought to himself. He scooped up the remaining pill bottles and quickly stuffed them back in to the cabinet, quickly closing the door before they could all spill out again. He then existed the bathroom and began to make his way to the console room. As he reached it he felt a stabbing pain in his stomach which caused him to double over, but the pain was gone in a instant leaving him slightly confused. “That’s never happened before,” He muttered as he straightened up.
“What’s never happened before?” Amy asked as she came up from behind him, he turned to face her, giving her a small smile.
“Oh nothing. So where do you and Mr Pond want to go next?” He lied quickly and moved the topic on to other things in hopes to distract her.
“Ya know, you’ve really gotta stop calling him that. You know it dosn’t work that way.” She said smirking slightly as she followed him in to the control room where he began flicking switches on the console.
“Well if I didn’t call him that then I’d have to stop calling you Pond and Williams just dosn’t have the same ring to it now does it?” He said grinning. She rolled her eyes and came over to stand beside him.
“I suppose not,” She sighed. There was silence apart from the hum of the TARDIS then as the doctor fiddled around, setting a course destination as Amy watched him. He paused his hand hovering over a leaver and the stabbing pain returned which made him actually cry out this time in pain.
“Doctor!” Amy called as she worriedly ran over to him and helped him set down. “Okay don’t you dare tell me that was nothing!” She said firmly as she sat seguinte to him, looking at him with worry in her hazel eyes.
“I don’t know what’s wrong Amy!” He replied in an oddly hysterical voice which surprised Amy to say the least. “I just keep getting these stabbing pain in my tummy!” He exclaimed before he started to lift his camisa up. Amy gasped at the sight before her, she could faintly make out a bump or maybe it was swelling? Or maybe he was just getting fatter, yeah that was properly it, she told herself.
“What the heck!?” She exclaimed. “When did you put weight on!?” She regretted her words soon after she said them however as the doctor started to tear up. Amy’s eyes widened as tears started to stream down his face.
“I’m not fat!” He sobbed. Amy panicked, having not had much experience with crying timelords. She didn’t know what to do.
“Er... there, there. I didn’t mean to call you fat.” She said as she awkwardly put her arms around him and stroked his back in a calming notion. Soon his sobs subsided to sniffles and she drew back slightly. “Are you okay?” She asked softly. He nodded his head as an answer and sighed. She smiled sightly and got to her feet dragging him up in the process. She gasped again as she looked down at his stomach though which was now three times it’s original size. He too looked down at his stomach a frown etched on to his face.
“Amy what’s happening to me!?” He shrieked. Amy wasn’t sure what was mais frightening at that moment. The doctor’s swelling belly or the fact he was atuação like a pregnant woman- Her eyes widened and her mouth made an ‘O’ shape.
“Doctor? Do er, male, timelords get pregnant instead of the female ones? Like seahorses or something?” She asked tentatively. He snapped his head up from staring at his very noticeable bump and stared at her.
“No, it was always the females that got pregnant. Wait, you think I might be pregnant?!” He asked in wonder and Amy grimaced.
“Well you’re showing the sign’s. The bump, the mood. Tell have you been experiencing like morning sickness lately?” She asked.
“I- er- No! I don’t think so but- I have been feeling sick lately so I took some of your tablets and-” He explained only to be cut off por Amy.
“Which tablets did you take exactly?” She asked slowly.
“The hormone ones.” He informed her cheerily.
“Why!?” She asked in confusion. Why had the doctor taken woman’s hormone tablets was beyond her.
“The bottle was shiny and all blue.” He said quietly as he poked his stomach which Amy was astonished to see was swelling por the second.
“Oh god. Come on we’ll take you to the infirmary and we’ll get Rory to take a look at you, he’s a nurse so maybe he’ll have a clue what the hell is going on!?” She spoke hopefully as she dragged the doctor, who was still prodding his expanding stomach, out of the control room.

To be continued...
So there it is xD seguinte time Rory examines the doctor, they discover what caused this swelling of the stomach (which I'm sure you all know) and The doctor becomes convinced Rory is a woman and his wife... Oh dear... xD