ed edd n eddy confessions

Edd Was In His Backyard,Adding Some Finishing Touches.He Just Got An In-Ground Pool,And An In-Ground Hot Tub.The Pool Had A Diving Board,And A Water Slide.The Hot Tub Had Bubbles,And Jets.Plus A Special Whirlpool Technique That Edd Put In.(Tested,Of Course)He Invited Everybody In The Cul-De-Sac,Even Kevin And The Kankers!

Edd:So I'm Polite! What?

Okay...Let's Go On.Edd Was Wearing His Yellow Trunks,And Michelle Was First To Arrive.She Wore A Purple one piece Swimsuit.

Michelle:Hi,Double-D! Am I The First One Here?

Edd:Hello,Michelle! And Yes,You Are The First One Here.Come On Out.

Michelle:Thanks....

Sayuri Was In Bed,Sleeping Soundly,Wearing Her Winter White Nightgown.Her Twinkling Green Eyes Then Opened,And A Smile Crossed Her Face.She Got Up,And Got Dressed In Her Blue Silk Dress,White Shoes,And She Let Her Hair Down And Brushed It.She Then Put It In The Heart-Shaped Odangoes She Loved,And Slipped On Her Gold Locket With Eddy's Picture In It.She Looked At Herself In A Full-Lenth Mirror,And Walked Outside.She Walked Over To The Cul-De-Sac,And Saw Eddy Standing On His Front Lawn.

Sayuri:Good Morning,Eddy!

Eddy Turned To See His Girlfriend,And Smiled At Her.

Eddy:Good Morning,Sayuri!

Sayuri:Is...

Edd Was Dressed In A White Robe,His Eyes Closed,Beautiful angel Wings Fluttering In The Wind.He Was In The Land Of The Dead.

Voice:Hello,Edd.Nice To See You Again.

Edd Opened His Eyes.Sayuri Stood Before Him.

Edd:Sayuri...But You're Dead...

Sayuri:I Know,But You Are Too.You're In The Land Of The Dead.

Edd:What?! But I Can't Be Dead! I'm Just A Kid! I Haven't Lead The Life I've Dreamed Of,And Eddy And Ed Need Me! And I Need Them...

Sayuri:I Know How You Feel...This Is What I Experienced When I First Got Here.

Edd:But I Promised Eddy I Wouldn't Leave Again! And Now...I Won't See Eddy Or Ed Ever Again......

"And, cut!" Eddy yelled, waving a hand in the air to signal for Dry Rain to stop. The band members quit playing, and looked up at him expectantly.

"Thats all," he winked, and Edd sighed with relief.

"What an exhausting day!" he chuckled. "I didnt realize staring in a música video would be so much work!"

It was a bright and beautiful Sunday afternoon in the cul-de-sac, which had been carefully reserved for the filming of Edds alternative band, Dry Rain, in their first música video. It had been a great idea por Eddy to sell copies of the video at the long-awaited Homecoming Dance this coming Friday....

Jerry Springer: Hi,I'm Jerry Springer And Our Topic Tonight Is, My Friend's Scams Are Terrible And I'm Not Gonna Put Up With It Anymore! Okay, Let's Bring Out Double-D!
(Audience Cheers)
Edd: Thank You!
Jerry Springer: Now Let's Bring Out Eddy!
(Audience Cheers)
Eddy: Thank You,Thank You! I Know I Deserve More, But Thanks Anyway!
Jerry Springer: Now, Let's Bring Out Ed!
(Audience Cheers)
Ed:Buttered Toast!
Jerry Springer: Now,Double-D, It Seems That You Are Really Ticked Off At Eddy's Scams. Will You Tell Us Why?
Edd: Absolutley.Well,Jerry, It Seems That Eddy's "Foolproof" Scams Are Backfiring Every...