* That awkward moment went your mom's doing dishes, so you put one in slowly and walk away fast.
* Dear teacher, I talk where ever I am. So there's no point in moving me?
* Dear brain, please start to make up your mind about if I'm hungry or bored. Sincerely, I'm getting Fat.
* It doesn't madder what it is, it's automatically cool if it glows in the dark.
* That awkward moment when your playing with your pen in class and it goes flying across the room.
* The mini party you have when your teacher leaves the room.
* Hand sanitizer = The quickest way to find a cut.
* Dear Haters, I so much mais for you...
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