Josh Nichols: You know the closet in the hall.
Drake Parker: The hall closet.
Josh Nichols: Yah, I stuffed it full of underwear so when she opens it, she'll get burried up to her evil little head in dirty underwear.
Drake Parker: Eww, yours?
Josh Nichols: Dads...
Drake Parker: Ewer.
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Josh Nichols: Pinch me!
Drake Parker: I'm not pinching any part of you.
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Helen: You!
Josh Nichols: Me?
Helen: Thats your name, id'nit?
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Josh Nichols: Mom and Dad are gonna kill us!
Drake Parker: No they won't... they are gonna kill you.
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Josh Nichols:...