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One day, In 1979, soon or later, something happened. This is how I lost my tail. I performed trick at Coney Island, New York. Way before Dr blowhole performed the Ring of Fire. I had to perform a highly dangerous trick. I had to jump through 3 hoops of fire, In a pool of sharks.
Trainer: Come on, you retarded dolphin.
Me: Yeah right.
Other trainer: This golfinho is only 10. He shouldnt be jumping through these hoops at this time, he's young.
Trainer: What do you know about dolphins?
Me: *What do YOU!?*
Other trainer: FINE. I was just thinking that Jack (Me) is too young to perform this dangerous trick. How about riding on him?
Trainer: Only if we do this trick.
Other trainer: FINE!!!
Jack: NO! IM NOT JUMPING THROUGH THREE RINGS OF FIRE!

*Jack jumps through the 3 rings of fire*

Me: Phew. That was quick.
Sherman: Glad you survived, good friend.
Me: Thanks. I hope you survive the ring of fire.
Sherman: Trust me. I'll survive.
Me: I believe that. Okay. I have to let this jerk ride me.
Sherman: Have fun!
Me: Alright?

Trainer: I got to get on him, right?
Other trainer: You know! Hiop on him.
*Trainer hops on jack*
Trainer: Go stupid dolphin!
Me: IM NOT STUPID!
Trainer: GO!
*I refuse to go*
Trainer :You freakin-
*Trainer rips off my tail*
Me: OWWWWWWW!!!!!!! MY TAIL! THE PAIN!

My tail bleeds in the water while I throw the trainer to the wall.

Other trainer: Im gonna call a golfinho medic!

*15 minutos later, the golfinho medic gets here*

Me: OWCH! IT BURNS!
Sherman: JACK! NO! WHAT HAPPENED?!
Me: THE FREAKIN RETARDED TRAINER RIPPED MY TAIL OFF SINCE I DINT LET HER RIDE ME!
Sherman: Tell me about it. Once, he slapped me with a tv remote.
Me: How come my tail- I mean, how come I feel better now?
Sherman: What about that bandage on your tail's mark (where it used to be)?
Me: WOW! They are going to take care of me!
Sherman: Im gonna be worried about you, bud.
Me: I'm releived. they are taking me to the golfinho hospital!
Sherman: Sorry you have to go through all of this pain. Have a good time at the hospital. Bye.
*Jack gets put in the ambulância and goes away*
Sherman: Bye, best friend.. *cries*

*At the golfinho hospital*
Me: Im going to be fine.. Im going to be fine..
Doctor: We will have to replace his tail with a mechanical tail.
Me: ILL HAVE A TAIL AGAIN! YAY!
Other doctor: Okay. Leyts put him to sleep.
Me: WAIT? WHAT ARE YO- Im tired. *mumbles* *falls asleep*

*Doctors put on the mechanical tail*

Me: I had a great sleep. Ahh..... WHERE AM I?!- Oh wait, oh yeah. The lost of my tail. Wait, am I dreaming, or do I have a tail- but all mechanical? I HAVE A TAIL! YAY!
Doctor: Me seems fine. Take him to the pool with all of the other dolphins.
Me: Wait, where are you taking me?
*Nurse takes me to the pool*
*I arive at the pool*
Nurse: Here you go! *Drops me on the water*
Nurse: Have a peixe for being so good!
Me: YES! A fish! I havent had once since that other trick. I can only eat crabs. Ugh! *shivers*
*Jack eats fish*
*Other dolphins are talking and playing*
Me: This.. Is... A... MIRACLE!
*A golfinho named Ryan comes up to jack*
Ryan: Wanna be friends?
Me: Sure!
Ryan: So what happened to you?
Me: Oh, I was doing tricks at coney island, And the stupid trainer ripped my tail off.
Ryan: Uohhhh.. Okay. I got my dorsal fin cut off.
Me: Hmm.. Interesting. I had to jump through 3 rings of fire.
Ryan: THATS DANGEROUS! Im only 10, I couldn't do that.
Me: I'm 10, too!
Ryan: Awesome!

*8 days later, I get released to the ocean*

Sherman: I miss you Jack. Please, come back.
Other dolphin: Ive heard he's escaped to the baía of the ocean.
Sherman: OCEAN? HES NEVER COMING BACK! IVE GOT TO BREAK INTO THE OCEAN!
Other dolphin: I can believe you can. You are VERY strong. Hey, I would like to escape, I'll help. Okay?
Sherman: Okay. Lets do it. 1,2,3, GO!
*Sherman and the other golfinho breaks out to the ocean*
People: WOAH!!!

*4 days later, Sherman finds jack laying por the beach, watching the clouds.
Sherman: JACK! I FOUND YOU!
Me: Sherman! I missed you!
Sherman: Is your tail okay?
Me: Yeah! It is replaced with a robotic tail. It works!
Sherman: Cool!
Me: I am so humiliated. I want revenge on the humans. Now.
*Ten years later, 2010, I had a lair with bombs and lots of weapons. Sherman joined me.*
Me: How is the radar, Sherman?
Sherman: There are 4 small dots on the radar.
Me: WHAT?!
Sherman: Yeah.
Me: Great. The pen-goo-ins are coming to fight us.
Sherman: Peng-u-ins? WHAT?
Me: I know a golfinho who got defeated por them.
Sherman: Who?
Me: Doctor Blowhole. And i'm on his side.
Sherman: Okay. Ill go get the bombs.
Me: Nice. Ill set up the lasers, and get my cyborg army, and my golfinho army.

*1 hora later*

*Skipper and all of the penguins come in*

*I come in*

Me: Well, hello, pen-goo-ins.
Skipper: I don't think i will greet you, jack.
Me: Im with blowhole now, You cannot get me.
Skipper: Uh huh. We will see about that.
Me: Meet Dr blowhole, My army, and bombs.
*Rico pukes up weapons*
Me: Thank you for your donation. Sherman?
*Rico's weapons get magnetted to Sherman's big magnet*
Skipper: You fool!
Me: Oh really, skipper. You are the fool.
*Dr blowhole comes in, He laughs, and I do too*
Skipper: *shivers* Thats.. Nothing....
Me: BRING OUT THE ARMY!
*The cyborgs come out of the door, and zillions of dolphins come out with laser guns.
Skipper: Oh man... No... NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And that is the story.
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posted by birath
I was about 10 years old in golfinho years, however I was like; 4.. In real human years. This was in 1981. I remember ALOT. Even though i'm 33 years old, getting older, I have to tell you alot. I have never really met Dr. Blowhole. I would like to, but I don't think I could. I can't stand the north. Otherwise, here's my story.

It has happened in 1981, November 21. I remember it, as if it were yesterday. Well, here goes my story.

Shamrock: Hey, Jack. The trainer wants you; for something.. I don't know of anything she needs you for, however.

Me: Well, alright. I guess I will go.

Trainer: There you...
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24th February 2007

"Wake up men! Today we are expecting a call from Manfredi and Johnson! They saw a crime happen last night to an animal trainer! But first lets eat!" After skipper said that they went up to wait for Alice to bring the fish. Then Rico said "FISH" Kowalski came up with a frown. "Kowalski, don't tell me your still sad about Doris! Just get over here! She is just not in to you! Now be happy, that's an order!" " Skipper I just need some time to be alone, I need to think what I must do to get Doris to like me! I shall go and talk to her again today! " Said Kowalski in a happy voice....
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posted by Ninjaorca
It all started when I was nine when I lost my mother.I was with my pal Teresa just before this happend,suddenly the water was rising finally I heard the yealping of my Mom I couldn't urso to just watch this moment I cisne up to the surface.The baleia hunters were after me all I heard was"Sweatie go on w-''just before she finished the last sentince one of the sailor screamed"Get that little Ninja!''
From that dia on I was named Ninja.
I also got adopted por stupid humans who put me with this very annoying Walrus named Walra now you humans prepare to be meet a Walra invasion.
MWHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHA!






Signed,Ninja
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This song is to say that I had the time of my life with my favorito dolphin! Thanks Dr Blowhole. For Everything. :*)
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