You're TICKING me off!
Do you get it? Was it funny? No? Too bad, this article's going to be FULL of it. XD
Welcome to Operation: Cringefest, a new yearly series for April Fools dia where I procurar for the most cringe-worthy puns ever. Are you ready? I was fucking BORN ready.
IT'S TIME TO GET-
"Now class, I'd like you all to welcome our guest speaker.....
And his friend, Mike"
This microphone pun made me fall out of my chair. It's so bad... But it's clever at the same time.
Now all we need is a stereo pun and we can get this cringefest REALLY going. :D
"Hey, bug on my back, are you a mite?"
"I might be"
This is one of those puns your friend makes up in the chuveiro and you slap him in the face for doing so.
But as Billy Mays always says, BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE.
"Stupidest pun I've ever heard"
"What do you expect? I just made it up on the fly."
HAROLD GET THE BUG-SPRAY.
"Renewable energy? I'm a big FAN!"
Quoth the dead man, nevermore.
"Becoming a vegetarian is a HUGE MIS-STEAK"
This pun in of itself was a huge mistake. Go back to your mother's basement, dude.
"Need an ark? I NOAH guy"
Teaching history por puns. This NEEDS to be a thing. XD
"Whale baleia whale, what have we got here?"
Somewhere, somehow somebody must've kicked you around some.
#SongReferences
Seriously though, that was terrible. You must've been born with a nail through your head.
"Ah, looks like another REIGNY day!
-The King Of Puns"
WELL PLAYED YOU SNEAKY SON OF A BI-
"I built this with my urso hands"
This is the kind of joke that you made in the segundo grade when you thought you were SO smart. Don't lie, we've all been there.
"What do you call a peixe with no eyes? A fsh"
♫Sometimes I feel I've got to... run away, I've got to... get away♫
#SongReferences
All jokes aside, that was well played. In a cringy way, albeit, but still not too bad.
"Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: Does this taste funny to you?"
The only thing that's funny here is the fact that two cannibals are eating a fucking clown. Like, when would that EVER happen?
The world may never know.
"I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me"
In the words of Windwakerguy430, I wish God would recreate the flood JUST for this one.
"I'm leitura a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down"
Seriously, teaching kids with puns HAS to be a thing. I'll be hoping, I swear. XD
"I used to be a banker but I lost interest"
And I just lost interest in life.
And now... Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of ALL ages! Aliens, Insects, Trolls and Moles alike, I present to you... The CRINGIEST pun in the WORLD!
IT'S TIME TO GET OFF THE INTERNET. O____O
