just a few ; i'll add mais some other time.
No chick flick moments.
Do I look like Paris Hilton?
If you messed up my car .. i'll kill you.
Well sweetheart, I don't do shorts.
Ohh bring it on baldy!
Dude, you fugly!
I hope your freakin' maçã, apple pie is worth it!
That fabric softner teddy urso .. ohh I wanna hunt that little cadela, puta down!
Ohh college boy thinks he's so smart!
There really is magic in the magic fingers.
Neal? It's your grief counselors, we've come to hug!
I full on Swayzed that mother!
I feel like a friggin' futebol mom!
Dude, could you be mais gay?
You wanna kill me? Get in line bitch.
Sammy, wherever...
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