If you could ask Stephenie Meyer a question/s what would it/they be?

1. Where'd the plot of the story go?
2. Were you on acid when you made vampiros sparkle?
3. How do you live with yourself knowing people compare your crappy piece of literature of something as truly amazing as Shakespeare?
4. Why do you refuse to take criticism?
5. Why didn't you give your characters any flaws unless they were blonde? And even then the flaw was only being a complete bitch.
6. Why does it seem like you ripped of Harry Potter and countless other books that are why ahead of your level.
7. Why do you think two people could fall "irrevocably" in amor with each other in, what was it?, about two weeks?
8. How many times did you refer to a thesaurus while composição literária Twilight?
9. Along with the fact that you so obviously had said thesaurus, did you also have a dictionary to look up meanings of some of your "big" words?
(ex: chagrin, masochist)
10. Do YOU like nechrophelism and bestiality? Because that's the very basics of what Twilights about.
11. Why do you want to send a message to teenage girls that if they're dumped, they should jump off a cliff to hear his voice again?
12. Why do you approve of Ikkle Sethie going through all your mail and your computer and basically EVERYTHING around you to make sure it doesn't offend Twilight?
13. Why do does it seem like Bella's physical descrição is just You-100lbs?
And Lastly
13. Why does Twilight just seem like an overlong, crappy fanfiction?

1: Why are all the male protagonists in your books abusive? (Edward, Jared etc) and why are your books so sexist?
2: Why are Bella and Edward so unnaturaly obssesed to each other? Do you know that healthy, normal ralationships are not like that?
3: Do you have an issue with blonde people???
4: If Bella is not pretty, why is everybody in amor with her?
5: Why does Bella amor Edward, apart from him being perfect looking?
6: Do you support pedophilia?
7: When a guy dumbs a girl, should she develop schizophrenia and/or commit suiside?
8: Do you think that a young person shoud dump college like it's nothing important?
9: Do you think that a girl should be a virgin before her marriage and if she's not it's wrong?
10: Do you think that if a teenage girl doesn't have any life besides her boyfriend, it should be considered normal?

1. Are you sure it was a dream you had when you first met Edward or was it just a hallucination due to the drug you obviously took?

2. Do you feel good when teenagers go saying "UMIGUD! Twilight iz zooo gud! Its better than that Shekaspare shet"?

3. Why did you destroy the hope that teenagers could read good literature? Now they basically compare everything to Twilight and sometimes refuse to read anything else because "It won-t be as good as Twilight." Which certainly is a lie.

4. Why on Earth make such terrific MONSTERS glowing ANGELS?

5. Did Stephen King crept you out so much when you were little that you decided to change the vampiros look/personality/menu?

6. Do you realize you could have saved THOUSANDS of trees if you would have just published Twilight/New Moon/Eclipse/Breaking Dawn as a short story?

1. You've made the boyfriends of thousands of your fãs seem inadequate because they don't sparkle. Are you happy?
2. You've made your fãs define the perfect man as "sparkly" and "dead" and "LAME!". Are you happy?
3. Do you compare your husband to Edward? Is it ok he doesn't sparkle?
4. How have you hooked so many fãs into books which have no plot?
5. Do you know what a vampire is?
6. Do you know that good vampiros don't sparkle?
7. Do you know that your vampiros suck because they sparkle?
8. If Bella is such a dull person, why do so many guys fall in amor with her?
9. Does this mean I have to have a low self esteem and a dependence on men to find true love?
10. What made you think Jacob falling in amor with a baby is a good idea?
11. Why didn't you just put Jacob and Leah together and leave Renesmee to be a baby?
12. What part of Bella being bruised and battered on the night of her honeymoon and loving it do you think is appropriate for 12 year-old girls to read?

I could go on and on. This is actually very easy for me and somehow I think therapeutic.

What (near fatal blow to the head) inspired you to write Twilight?

Well you already wrote the perguntas i would ask her so i'm only gonna add

What were you thinking when you invented Renesmee???

Why does every girl in Twilight NEEDS a boyfriend???

1. Sparkles? Really? What the crud?
2. What would really happen if Buffy and Edward met? How about Buffy and Alice?
3. Alice's story about being in an insane asylum... Did you write that from personal experience?
4. Did you ever have a boyfriend steal your body glitter (and therefor become the inspiration for the sparklies)?
5. Do you know what a Mary Sue is?
6. Was your editor drunk when she let Breaking Dawn through to be published?

What were you thinking when you were composição literária Breaking Dawn?

How much medication were you on while composição literária Breaking Dawn?

You have actually already mentioned a few that I would have asked. Anyway..

1. Why do her vampiros sparkle? Well, obviously SMeyer wanted her vampiros to be different from the traditional ones but why 'sparkles'?

2. Why did Bella fall in amor with Edward? And why did it happen so fast?

3. Do you support pedophilia?

4. How is it possible for Bella to be pregnant with a vampire? *I know SMeyer already gave her 'explanation' but I really see no sense to it (even though it's fiction)*

5. Why ruin such a great character? (Jacob in New Moon)

6. Why Renesmee? WHY???

These are the few I can think about right now. I'm pretty sure that I have mais perguntas that that. =P

Stephenie, WHY????????

short and easy to remember :)

1. Where in the WORLD you got the name "Reneesmee" ?!?!?!?
2. WHY vampiros SPARKLE ?!?!??!
3.Since when pedophilia and stalking were 'hot' ?
4. What in the world made you publicar some crap that you wrote based on a dream of yours ? O__o

"May I soco you in the nose and tell you to get a grip and realise your books are total crap?!!!"

*punch*

Sorry...tourettes.

"What the hell were you smoking when you can up with vampiros that sparkle?"

1. Y is this book so boring
2. Wat on earth possed u to make vamps sparkle
3. Y is there no plot till the last 50 pages
4. Y is Bella so deppressed
5. Y do u suck at writing
6. Were u trying to curropt the minds of teens
7. Y r u composição literária the book from Edwards pov couse that's like saying I can't think of anything to rite so I'll tight the same thing again
8. Y is Edward so emotinaless
9. Y r ur caracters so dull
10.ur books r a descrass to litature

How on earth did you pass your college course on feminism?

okay hem hem
1. Do you have problems
2. Do you think its alright with the idea of phedophelia
3. Do you also agree with stalking
4. Have you ever been to a pe class?
5. if so how the bloody hell can edward produce sperm?
6. Why do you make it seem as though everyone besides the cullens that approach bella are somehwhat annoying cause they act like normal teenagers.
7. Why is the movie so bad?
8. Why didn't you even read a vampire book BEFORE you wrote a vampire book
9. Why did you give everbody happy endings and make breaking dawns ending unrealistic
10. Oh and also what drug did you use to get your publisher to actually publicar this?
..thats what i would ask lol

Why did you ruin my life?

1. why in the world did you think twilight was a good idea

2. are you porposly trying to torcher people

What the hell do the book covers have to do with anything? An apple, a flower, a ribbon, and chess wtf?

1. Why did you turn vampiros in to fairy princesses?

2. Why did you make Edward and Jacob pedophilles? Don't you know that's against the law?

3. Why did you HAVE to make the story sound so emo?

4. Why do you think that every girl needs to mary young and to someone older?

5. Why are you so stupid?

6. Why didn't you use the thesaurus?

7. Couldn't you just have ignored your "inspiring" dream and moved on?

8. Why is Bella a Mary-Sue?

9. Why did you base Bella off of yourself?

What leaves were you smoking when you decided to write a book about a wet dream you had?

everyone has asked mine but:

Why don't you accept critism for your books and realise that some people DON'T like them?

My Questions:

>Why Jacob and Renesmee?

>Is it hard to write like The Twilight Saga?

>When doing the Twilight Saga movies, is it easy to choose the stars or the real celebs to play the characters?


That's all, I think.

:)

Stephenie Meyer, why did you made those books?

All of them, and sooooooo much more.

Ask her if she have thought about Ian Somerhalder as Ian in The Host.

1. What was with Bella's horrific pregnancy and child birth experience? What that the only way you believe you could have made those experiences meaningful?
2. Why couldn't she have given birth to Renesmee the normal, natural way. Do you think that a vampire c-section can be construed as a cop-out against depicting women's real experiences of giving birth?
3. Why was Bella's experience of raising a child completely free of difficulty?
4. Does the fact that Bella gets everything reflect a sense of unfulfilment in your own life? Do you think it is realistic to expect that women can have everything?

1. What were you thinking?
2. Don't you realize that there are plenty of haters out there?
3. What's with you poisoning innocent teenage girls' minds?
4. Do you honestly believe that amor at first sight even exist? I know it's fiction we're talking about, but seriously?
5. Were you on any drugs or any special medications when composição literária out your stories?
6. How does it feel to know that real passionate readers hate you for your stupid stories?
7. Do you support feminism?
8. What's with the pedophilia and the stalking?
9. Why sparkles? WHY?
10. How did your books even get published?
11. Why were you stealing off some originality from other amazing books, such as the names of the characters?
12. Do you know that your rabid Twilight fãs don't even know how to spell online? Is it some annoying fad or some sort of secret code?
13. Do you know how many boyfriends are you hurting? They can't stand Twilight, and they would simply get dumped por their girlfriends because they're not Edward.
14. What were your fãs thinking that it's better than any other piece of literature ever created? How is it better than the Bible?
15. Why do you think that your fãs say that Bella is a great role model?
16. Do you how highly addictive your books are? I'm an ex-fan and I had experience.
17. Why does Bella have to be you?
18. Did you ever noticed that your books tend to make women highly perverted? You don't want to know what these women do when they're lonely at night.
19. Are those one of the symptoms for obsessive Twilightitis?
20. Why are your books so badly written and so cliche?
21. Why does Bella have to repeat herself when describing Edward, especially when she does that in every other sentence?
22. Why does Bella have to be a Mary-sue and Edward a Gary-stu?
23. Did you know I wrote a declaration against your books? You should read about. I highly recommend it.
24. Why did you have to rape your thesaurus?
25. Do you think you'll still be popular in the seguinte 400 years or so?
26. Do you plan on taking composição literária classes in the future?
27. Wouldn't it be better for you if you put your stories on fanfiction. net?
28. Do you know when this fad will end?
29. I've noticed that the names Isabella and Jacob are the most popular baby names now. Do you see them becoming the most hated names in the future?
30. What was the purpose for composição literária out a saga full of lusty romance with tons of plot holes had to do with a pathetic dream of yours???

I can go on all dia if I want to.

1 Does Bella have any other interests (Edward doesn't count) apart from leitura Wuthering Heights?
2 You do realise that there are mais classes then gym and biology, right?
3 There is mais to feminism then "having a choice" right? (thats her definition: so choosing to let a man abuse you is a form of feminism)
4 You know that sunshine goes threw clouds, right?
5 How can you get a papercut from wrapping paper, and even then, how do you get it to bleed without squeezing so a vampire sniffs it?
6 Have you ever had a health class?
7 Have you ever had an AIDS class? (if so, you should know that since vampire venom replaces most body liquids, Bella would've became a vampire before the honeymoon)

When is Rosalie Hale's birthday?


I always wonder what her sign is....

First, a few simple ones:

1. I read your review of The Hunger Games. Do you admit that it's better than all your Twilight books combined? Beacuse it is.
2. I've written some crazy crap fanfictions based on dreams before, but why couldn't you just forget about 99% of that dream like normal people?

And now for the funnier ones:

3. What were you on when you made vampiros sparkle?
4. Why, just WHY?!?!
5. Why couldn't you have just made them all die at the end? Now that would make a good ending! I mean, didn't the last book of The Hunger Games (Mockingjay) end that way? Didn't you say you were "obsessed" with The Hunger Games? HM?!?!
6. Why does Bella think it's OK for Edward to watch her while she sleeps? I think it's creepy.
7. What were you thinking?!?!?!?!?

1) Have you ever read a book? Because I'm not sure how you managed to miss that the plot is scattered throughout the entire book, not just the last five chapters.
2) Were you religiously home-schooled? Because there were so many mistakes that wouldn't have been there had you taken a biology class and a decent English class.
3) Why didn't you fogo your editor for not doing her job? They are supposed to fix your mistakes, not leave them there.
4) Honestly, do you not realize the messages your sending out to young children? Or do you just not care?
5) Why didn't you just leave Jacob as a werewolf? You announcing randomly that he was a shape shifter did not contribute anything to the story.
6)What does your therapist think of your delusions about love?

1.What were you smoking when you wrote this?
2.Why is Edward such a douche?
3.Why is Jacob a Pedo-Wolf?
4.Why do you Wild animais count as vegetables?
5.Why didn't Charlie get a restraining order against Edward after the Voltara mess?
6.Why did she let it become a movie?
7.Why did she show pat of midnight sun to Robert Patterson? (What the fuck was his name?)
8.Why didn't Bella get creeped out when Edward said that he watched her sleep?
9.Why did she make a mangá of it?