Celene was a girl who often found herself lost in thought. She Imagined herself flying away from her início where her dad would get drunk and beat her. She had long blonde hair and brown eyes just like her mother who passed away five years atrás when she was ten. Her mother had also been a victim of her dads abuse. As Celene was walking to school one dia she was so lost in her mind that she didn't see the speeding car coming towards her as she crossed the street. All she heard was a loud screech and every thing went black. When a dim light lit up she saw a man with red skin and deep black eyes that would drown you soul if you looked to deeply in them. " Hello Celene " "Who who are you? ". " I am Lucifer and i am calling upon you to do my bidding, in return i will grant you powers and eternal life" " no this is wrong i can't i just can't" "Even if you get a chance to kill your father?" Celene was instantly filled with hatred for the man she feels is responsible for her mother's death. " i accept" " good very good, you must kill for me and with every kill you make you will gain a new ability your first ability will be wings as black as your fathers soul" " wha-" Celene's back instantly sprouted two black bird like wings. "Now i will send you back to the human world, after you kill your father you will meet your new teacher and my friend Slender man........
Slender: oi can you tell me the plan again?
Lucius: aren't you the one that created it?
Slender: so is that a yes?
Lucius: why do you want a run through anyway?
Slender: I forgot?
Lucius: ...
Slender: Jeff bonked me on the head?
Lucius: ...
Slender: Zalgo wiped my memory?
Lucius: ...
Slender: I have amnesia?
Bro: he doesn't *walks away*
Lucius: you are fooling no one Targeter
???: no
Lucius: what?
Dolan: is actually Dolan
Lucius: da faq?
Dolan: bit*h pls
Lucius: aren't you the one that created it?
Slender: so is that a yes?
Lucius: why do you want a run through anyway?
Slender: I forgot?
Lucius: ...
Slender: Jeff bonked me on the head?
Lucius: ...
Slender: Zalgo wiped my memory?
Lucius: ...
Slender: I have amnesia?
Bro: he doesn't *walks away*
Lucius: you are fooling no one Targeter
???: no
Lucius: what?
Dolan: is actually Dolan
Lucius: da faq?
Dolan: bit*h pls
*ding dong*
EJ: ugh... I'll be right back *poof*
*opens door*
EJ: hello good sir! how may I help you?
Henry: hi, my name is Henry... im here to talk abou-
EJ: no *slams door*
Slender: what was that about?
EJ: Laughing Jack went out side and someone saw him
Slender: wow
EJ: yep
Lucius: that idiot
EJ: well... I'll go get jack
Lucius: and don't come back!
All: ...
Me: sorry, my creative composição literária kinda ran out today...
Lucius: you better be!
Jeff: I thought it was funny...
Lucius: oh hey! I forgot you were here...
EJ: ugh... I'll be right back *poof*
*opens door*
EJ: hello good sir! how may I help you?
Henry: hi, my name is Henry... im here to talk abou-
EJ: no *slams door*
Slender: what was that about?
EJ: Laughing Jack went out side and someone saw him
Slender: wow
EJ: yep
Lucius: that idiot
EJ: well... I'll go get jack
Lucius: and don't come back!
All: ...
Me: sorry, my creative composição literária kinda ran out today...
Lucius: you better be!
Jeff: I thought it was funny...
Lucius: oh hey! I forgot you were here...
Lucius: so... you live here alone with the other Jack?
EJ: no... I convinced Laughing Jack to house other pastas that got raided por SCP corp.
Lucius: cool
EJ: hey, where is masky?
Slender: he had a coração attack
EJ: well... where is he?
Slender: I sent him to 49 with ToTheArk
*meanwhile*
49: I will cure you
ToTheArk: you know he is passed out and he can't hear you right?
49: oh... pass me the the medkit
173: ...
49: PASS ME THE MEDKIT!
173: ...
49: its like i'm talking to a statue...
EJ: no... I convinced Laughing Jack to house other pastas that got raided por SCP corp.
Lucius: cool
EJ: hey, where is masky?
Slender: he had a coração attack
EJ: well... where is he?
Slender: I sent him to 49 with ToTheArk
*meanwhile*
49: I will cure you
ToTheArk: you know he is passed out and he can't hear you right?
49: oh... pass me the the medkit
173: ...
49: PASS ME THE MEDKIT!
173: ...
49: its like i'm talking to a statue...
Zalgo: so... what happened?
Observer: He went kamikaze on my as*
SL: like a true wimp
Observer: says the guy that hides in the shadows for a living
SL: oh shut-up!
All: ...
Observer: so... whats up with the whole "when the world ends he lets out sigh" thing?
SL: I bet
Zalgo: its just a thing I created to scare slender
Observer: oh
Zalgo: honestly, if the world ended I would be dancing
SL: oi it's your turn!
Lucius: i'm sorry, but i'm still trying to figure out how I got here
Slender: ZALGO!
Zalgo: hello old friend! how are the kids?
Slender: What the hell Zalgo!
Zalgo: what? I wanted to know who he was!
Slender: no you did not!
Zalgo: ok you caught me, I wanted him for my army...
Slender: this is the shi* that makes m-
Zalgo: on my defense I did tell Shadow to tell You after he got the info
Slender: thats it... THE TREATY IS BROKEN!
Zalgo: WHAT?
Slender: you back-stab and spy all the time!
Zalgo: do you realize what you are saying?
Slender: yes
Zalgo: *sigh* well then... shall we meet again?
Slender: not likely
*both teleport*
Zalgo: Observer, the treaty is broken... you know what to do
Observer: finally...
Zalgo: hello old friend! how are the kids?
Slender: What the hell Zalgo!
Zalgo: what? I wanted to know who he was!
Slender: no you did not!
Zalgo: ok you caught me, I wanted him for my army...
Slender: this is the shi* that makes m-
Zalgo: on my defense I did tell Shadow to tell You after he got the info
Slender: thats it... THE TREATY IS BROKEN!
Zalgo: WHAT?
Slender: you back-stab and spy all the time!
Zalgo: do you realize what you are saying?
Slender: yes
Zalgo: *sigh* well then... shall we meet again?
Slender: not likely
*both teleport*
Zalgo: Observer, the treaty is broken... you know what to do
Observer: finally...
Lucius: A proxy? no thanks guys... I kept my mouth closed and like I said, I kill for the true law and i'm not a psycho like you Mr. hockey mask, and killer clown guy... I respect you... you couldn't help yourself. but now you are a sadistic freak with no frien-
Masky: Jeff, just put him to sleep with the shovel
*Bong*
???: wake up my child.
Lucius: what the hell happened to your face?
Slender: well he's a charmer...
Masky: sorry boss, he is just like that.
Slender: do you know why you are here?
Lucius: yep and im 47 years old...
Slender: oh... are you ready for proxy training?
Lucius: do i have a choice?
Slender: no.
Lucius: OK but one question... who was phone?
Slender and masky: ...
Masky: Jeff, just put him to sleep with the shovel
*Bong*
???: wake up my child.
Lucius: what the hell happened to your face?
Slender: well he's a charmer...
Masky: sorry boss, he is just like that.
Slender: do you know why you are here?
Lucius: yep and im 47 years old...
Slender: oh... are you ready for proxy training?
Lucius: do i have a choice?
Slender: no.
Lucius: OK but one question... who was phone?
Slender and masky: ...
Jack [singing]: help me bob, I'm bully in the alley!
All [singing]: way hey, bully alley!
Kage and Jack [singing]: help me bob, I'm bully in the alley
All [singing]: bully down in shinbone al!
Henry: what should we do? Slender and his friends are separated, and Zalgo and cRYPT are at war.
Vendetta: well... Johnny is working on bringing the proxys on the run to us... Once they are brought we will think of something...
Henry: until then?
Vendetta: we gather mais members
Henry: yes sir
Vendetta: we get the pirate next
Henry: I can't go por myself sir... He is unstable
Vendetta: I will send Alex with you
Alex: what?
Vendetta: you two leave tomorrow
Henry: yes sir
Alex: what!?
All [singing]: way hey, bully alley!
Kage and Jack [singing]: help me bob, I'm bully in the alley
All [singing]: bully down in shinbone al!
Henry: what should we do? Slender and his friends are separated, and Zalgo and cRYPT are at war.
Vendetta: well... Johnny is working on bringing the proxys on the run to us... Once they are brought we will think of something...
Henry: until then?
Vendetta: we gather mais members
Henry: yes sir
Vendetta: we get the pirate next
Henry: I can't go por myself sir... He is unstable
Vendetta: I will send Alex with you
Alex: what?
Vendetta: you two leave tomorrow
Henry: yes sir
Alex: what!?
I am Kozmotis, bringer of news, ones that have been long awaited for this fandom.
I publicar this before I too disappear from the face of the earth. I know everything now. Please urso with me. They exist, and have a contract with- not zalgo- but the government. They take care of the people surrounding a certain forest, and the government lets them be and observes what they are from afar.
So dear children play nice, because they will come and watch you if they think you know all about them. Please pray for me as I go to their forest on a suicide mission.
I publicar this before I too disappear from the face of the earth. I know everything now. Please urso with me. They exist, and have a contract with- not zalgo- but the government. They take care of the people surrounding a certain forest, and the government lets them be and observes what they are from afar.
So dear children play nice, because they will come and watch you if they think you know all about them. Please pray for me as I go to their forest on a suicide mission.