[WARNING: This is for once not a fictional story! Everything in this artigo is real, and DO NOT recommend actually trying this game! It is dangerous, and I don't want anyone getting hurt.]
This artigo is composed of everything I have heard about playing Hitori Kakurenbo, rolled up into one article. There are several different interpretations, so I've included all I could find so I don't leave anything out.
Some people believe this game is actually a ritual to call a malevolent presence into your home. What exactly you are calling changes depending on the source, I have heard some say you are calling a demon, some say you are calling an earthbound spirit, others say it is the spirit of someone who has a grudge against you, and finally, my favorite, that you are creating a mirror image of yourself. Whatever it is you have called into your home, you are binding it inside the body of a stuffed animal, like a possession. I have read both that the spirit will stay inside the animal and use its form to find you, and that the spirit will actually take form separate of the doll. I think a lot of what each person experiences depends mostly on what they consciously or subconsciously expect to happen.
The ways to play the game are also varied, but I would like to list every way I’ve found so far.
First, you gather the items needed for the game.
A stuffed animal with two arms and legs, some say that this cannot be a doll resembling a human because the spirit may not leave the doll, and cannot be a doll you cherish for the same reason.
arroz to fill the doll with.
Scissors
Nail clippers (the traditional way to play is to cut some of your own nails to put inside the doll, some people believe any part of your body; skin, blood, hair, anything will work, but others believe only nail clippings are safe.) Using any part of another person would curse them, so please don’t do so! If multiple people play use nail clippings from every person.
A needle and red Thread, enough to sew the doll shut after putting the arroz in and then wind around the doll several times, as if to bind it.
A sharp instrument to stab the doll with (Traditionally a faca is used, but many believe the safest way to go is to use a needle, or even a pencil because if the spirit would find you it would stab you with the same thing you used to stab it.)
A wash basin, sink, tub, or anything that will hold enough water to submerge the doll.
The most important part!! A glass full of alcohol or salt water. Be warned if you intend to use alcohol, traditionally Japanese Sake is thought to be the only thing that really works, because some believe it to be pure. It is probably safest to use salt water because every telling agrees that this can be used.
Now, before we go into how to play, I would like to explain what each part of the doll is meant to represent. The doll itself is a body for the entity you create/summon to inhabit. The arroz is both thought to be an offering for the spirit to make it strong, and to represent the innards of the body. The red thread represents blood vessels and binds the entity inside the doll. And the most interesting part, the fingernails are thought either to be a representation of you to focus the spirits anger, a representation of you to focus the curse your placing upon yourself, or a representation of you to help create your mirror self.
Alright, now on to how to play.
First, cut open your doll and take out all the stuffing, replace it with the rice.
Sew your doll shut with the red thread and use the rest to bind the bonecas arms and legs, embrulho, envoltório it around the doll as many times as you can and tie it off.
Name the doll anything but your own name. Some people think it will curse another person if you name the doll after them, so please refrain from doing so!
Wait until dark, some believe it has to be 3:00 AM while others believe its fine to do it at any time after dark. Make sure you are the only one in the house!
Any other people or possibly even pets could be found por the entity and killed. Some people say multiple people can play together in which case each person takes a turn being “it” and finding the doll, the doll goes last. But traditionally the game is played alone.
When your ready to start the game, take your sink/tub/basin and fill it with water.
Turn off all the lights in the house, you may leave a TV on. Some say you should leave one TV on near your hiding place and what happens to the TV tells you what the spirit is doing. Some say you can leave all your TVs on, but only set to static.
You should have a hiding place picked out before starting the ritual! The hiding place should be easily secured, like a closet, some say you should lock the door, others say this is a hazard and you should leave all doors including the outside door unlocked for a quick escape if necessary. Still others say you should never leave the house until the game is over, but they didn’t specify why. It may be wise to protect your hiding place por pouring a ring of salt around it, like inside all the walls of a closet, and you should include any religious symbols you believe in and feel are protective.
Some people say it is a good idea to keep some friends safely outside in case you need to call them for help, but because some other people say they have even found the doll outside the house this may not be safe. Keep a cellphone set to silent with you at all times.
Now, to start the ritual. Stand over your container of water holding your doll and say three times
“(your name) will be the first it. (your name) will be the first it. (your name) will be the first it.” Some have said you have to speak to the doll in a stern voice.
Now drop your stuffed animal into the water, walk into another room of the house and count to ten.
Walk back into the room where the stuffed animal is, pick it up and say “(Dolls name) I found you!” Stab the doll. Then say “Now (doll name) is it! Now (doll name) is it! Now (doll name) is it!”
Drop the doll back into the water with the item you stabbed it with and quickly but quietly go to your hiding place carrying your salt water or alcohol. Now, at this point some people say you have to put the water in your mouth right after stabbing the doll and proclaiming it “it” while others say you only need to keep the water with you to use as you leave your hiding place.
Stay perfectly quiet while hiding! This is very important because if you are found, even if you only used a pencil to stab the doll something bad will happen to you. Some people have said the spirit will be inside the hiding place with them, pulling on hair and breathing down their neck. If you suspect the spirit is inside your hiding place put the water in your mouth if you haven’t already! This will protect you from the spirit. Most say they hear the spirit moving around the house looking for them, calling out their name, even yelling and cussing at them to get them to come out. I would advise you not to. Others have said the TV changes channels, changes volume, or turns off and on.
Now here is another place the tellings change, some say you should only play this game for two hours or less or the spirit could become too powerful to dispel. Others say you should play until the sun rises. Whichever you choose to believe, when it is time to end the game, or you are too scared to continue the following is the proper way to end the game and dispel the entity. Please, if you play this game do not quit without ending the game! Please follow these instructions!
When you are ready to end the game fill your mouth as much as you can with the salt water. This is only my opinion but I would wait until it sounds like the spirit is not in the seguinte room, or if you hear it on the other side of the house – not between you and where you expect the doll to be. Carry the rest of the water with you and quietly make your way to the doll. Many have said the doll is not always where they left it, so be prepared to procurar the house for the doll, and the sharp tool still may not be with it. Some say you should only look progressivo, para a frente at this point, not behind you.
When you find the doll spit the salt water over it, some say you should also pour the rest of the water still in the glass over the doll as well. Close your eyes and say “I win! I win! I win!” The game is over.
Many say you should now go through the house and turn all the lights back on.
The seguinte part is extremely important! Dry the doll as soon as possible and burn it! Every telling I've read says that if you don’t burn the doll, the game is over but the spirit is not dispelled or banished and could still hurt you!
I have read separate from this legend that you should burn evil things with salt to purify them. Sense I haven’t heard this with the legend of Hitori Kakurenbo the choice is up to you. Some people also say you should call an exorcist or priest to be sure. My personal opinion is that stating out loud that the spirit is no longer allowed in your house or near you may also work. Some tellings say that you should now spray salt water in all the corners of your início to purify it.
And there you have it. As long as you followed the rules you may be OK. There is really no way to know. That’s why so many people would advise you not to play Hitori Kakurenbo.
I hope this was informative, if not interesting to read. And if you for some reckless reason decide to actually try this game, please do let me know what happened!
This artigo is composed of everything I have heard about playing Hitori Kakurenbo, rolled up into one article. There are several different interpretations, so I've included all I could find so I don't leave anything out.
Some people believe this game is actually a ritual to call a malevolent presence into your home. What exactly you are calling changes depending on the source, I have heard some say you are calling a demon, some say you are calling an earthbound spirit, others say it is the spirit of someone who has a grudge against you, and finally, my favorite, that you are creating a mirror image of yourself. Whatever it is you have called into your home, you are binding it inside the body of a stuffed animal, like a possession. I have read both that the spirit will stay inside the animal and use its form to find you, and that the spirit will actually take form separate of the doll. I think a lot of what each person experiences depends mostly on what they consciously or subconsciously expect to happen.
The ways to play the game are also varied, but I would like to list every way I’ve found so far.
First, you gather the items needed for the game.
A stuffed animal with two arms and legs, some say that this cannot be a doll resembling a human because the spirit may not leave the doll, and cannot be a doll you cherish for the same reason.
arroz to fill the doll with.
Scissors
Nail clippers (the traditional way to play is to cut some of your own nails to put inside the doll, some people believe any part of your body; skin, blood, hair, anything will work, but others believe only nail clippings are safe.) Using any part of another person would curse them, so please don’t do so! If multiple people play use nail clippings from every person.
A needle and red Thread, enough to sew the doll shut after putting the arroz in and then wind around the doll several times, as if to bind it.
A sharp instrument to stab the doll with (Traditionally a faca is used, but many believe the safest way to go is to use a needle, or even a pencil because if the spirit would find you it would stab you with the same thing you used to stab it.)
A wash basin, sink, tub, or anything that will hold enough water to submerge the doll.
The most important part!! A glass full of alcohol or salt water. Be warned if you intend to use alcohol, traditionally Japanese Sake is thought to be the only thing that really works, because some believe it to be pure. It is probably safest to use salt water because every telling agrees that this can be used.
Now, before we go into how to play, I would like to explain what each part of the doll is meant to represent. The doll itself is a body for the entity you create/summon to inhabit. The arroz is both thought to be an offering for the spirit to make it strong, and to represent the innards of the body. The red thread represents blood vessels and binds the entity inside the doll. And the most interesting part, the fingernails are thought either to be a representation of you to focus the spirits anger, a representation of you to focus the curse your placing upon yourself, or a representation of you to help create your mirror self.
Alright, now on to how to play.
First, cut open your doll and take out all the stuffing, replace it with the rice.
Sew your doll shut with the red thread and use the rest to bind the bonecas arms and legs, embrulho, envoltório it around the doll as many times as you can and tie it off.
Name the doll anything but your own name. Some people think it will curse another person if you name the doll after them, so please refrain from doing so!
Wait until dark, some believe it has to be 3:00 AM while others believe its fine to do it at any time after dark. Make sure you are the only one in the house!
Any other people or possibly even pets could be found por the entity and killed. Some people say multiple people can play together in which case each person takes a turn being “it” and finding the doll, the doll goes last. But traditionally the game is played alone.
When your ready to start the game, take your sink/tub/basin and fill it with water.
Turn off all the lights in the house, you may leave a TV on. Some say you should leave one TV on near your hiding place and what happens to the TV tells you what the spirit is doing. Some say you can leave all your TVs on, but only set to static.
You should have a hiding place picked out before starting the ritual! The hiding place should be easily secured, like a closet, some say you should lock the door, others say this is a hazard and you should leave all doors including the outside door unlocked for a quick escape if necessary. Still others say you should never leave the house until the game is over, but they didn’t specify why. It may be wise to protect your hiding place por pouring a ring of salt around it, like inside all the walls of a closet, and you should include any religious symbols you believe in and feel are protective.
Some people say it is a good idea to keep some friends safely outside in case you need to call them for help, but because some other people say they have even found the doll outside the house this may not be safe. Keep a cellphone set to silent with you at all times.
Now, to start the ritual. Stand over your container of water holding your doll and say three times
“(your name) will be the first it. (your name) will be the first it. (your name) will be the first it.” Some have said you have to speak to the doll in a stern voice.
Now drop your stuffed animal into the water, walk into another room of the house and count to ten.
Walk back into the room where the stuffed animal is, pick it up and say “(Dolls name) I found you!” Stab the doll. Then say “Now (doll name) is it! Now (doll name) is it! Now (doll name) is it!”
Drop the doll back into the water with the item you stabbed it with and quickly but quietly go to your hiding place carrying your salt water or alcohol. Now, at this point some people say you have to put the water in your mouth right after stabbing the doll and proclaiming it “it” while others say you only need to keep the water with you to use as you leave your hiding place.
Stay perfectly quiet while hiding! This is very important because if you are found, even if you only used a pencil to stab the doll something bad will happen to you. Some people have said the spirit will be inside the hiding place with them, pulling on hair and breathing down their neck. If you suspect the spirit is inside your hiding place put the water in your mouth if you haven’t already! This will protect you from the spirit. Most say they hear the spirit moving around the house looking for them, calling out their name, even yelling and cussing at them to get them to come out. I would advise you not to. Others have said the TV changes channels, changes volume, or turns off and on.
Now here is another place the tellings change, some say you should only play this game for two hours or less or the spirit could become too powerful to dispel. Others say you should play until the sun rises. Whichever you choose to believe, when it is time to end the game, or you are too scared to continue the following is the proper way to end the game and dispel the entity. Please, if you play this game do not quit without ending the game! Please follow these instructions!
When you are ready to end the game fill your mouth as much as you can with the salt water. This is only my opinion but I would wait until it sounds like the spirit is not in the seguinte room, or if you hear it on the other side of the house – not between you and where you expect the doll to be. Carry the rest of the water with you and quietly make your way to the doll. Many have said the doll is not always where they left it, so be prepared to procurar the house for the doll, and the sharp tool still may not be with it. Some say you should only look progressivo, para a frente at this point, not behind you.
When you find the doll spit the salt water over it, some say you should also pour the rest of the water still in the glass over the doll as well. Close your eyes and say “I win! I win! I win!” The game is over.
Many say you should now go through the house and turn all the lights back on.
The seguinte part is extremely important! Dry the doll as soon as possible and burn it! Every telling I've read says that if you don’t burn the doll, the game is over but the spirit is not dispelled or banished and could still hurt you!
I have read separate from this legend that you should burn evil things with salt to purify them. Sense I haven’t heard this with the legend of Hitori Kakurenbo the choice is up to you. Some people also say you should call an exorcist or priest to be sure. My personal opinion is that stating out loud that the spirit is no longer allowed in your house or near you may also work. Some tellings say that you should now spray salt water in all the corners of your início to purify it.
And there you have it. As long as you followed the rules you may be OK. There is really no way to know. That’s why so many people would advise you not to play Hitori Kakurenbo.
I hope this was informative, if not interesting to read. And if you for some reckless reason decide to actually try this game, please do let me know what happened!
Porter: oi guys *hanging from foot on tree*
Slender: what the heck is going on? who is this guy?
Lucius: he is a rouge SCP apparently, oi HOW DID YOU NOT SEE THAT ROPE TRAP!
Porter: well you were to busy chasing sonic you didn't listen to me when I said I was blind
Slender: good, he doesn't know I don't have a face
Porter: you don't have a face?
Slender: shi*
ToTheArk: where are we going to live?
Jeff: well...
Slender: no!
Jeff: he owes us!
Slender: no we are not living with Laughing Jack!
Jeff: do we have any other options?
Slender: fine...
Lucius: who is this "Laughing Jack"?
Slender: I will tell you later *unties rope*
Porter: *flop* ow...
Slender: what the heck is going on? who is this guy?
Lucius: he is a rouge SCP apparently, oi HOW DID YOU NOT SEE THAT ROPE TRAP!
Porter: well you were to busy chasing sonic you didn't listen to me when I said I was blind
Slender: good, he doesn't know I don't have a face
Porter: you don't have a face?
Slender: shi*
ToTheArk: where are we going to live?
Jeff: well...
Slender: no!
Jeff: he owes us!
Slender: no we are not living with Laughing Jack!
Jeff: do we have any other options?
Slender: fine...
Lucius: who is this "Laughing Jack"?
Slender: I will tell you later *unties rope*
Porter: *flop* ow...
cRYPT: Boots! Trevor! Caller!
Trevor: yes?
Caller: yes?
Boots: ... (yes?)
cRYPT: I have a task for you...
Trevor and Caller: what is it?
Boots: ... (like you can't do it)
cRYPT: I want you to take down the other Proxys
Trevor: but Zalgo says-
cRYPT: i d0NT cAR3 wHAT zALLG0 sAYS? i wANT sL3ND3R t0 sUFF3R?
Boots: ... (dam*it, he is going cryptic again)
Caller: we are on it sir!
All: *all leave*
cRYPT: Jane!
Jane: yes?
cRYPT: take down RED... we are having war on both sides...
Jane: bu-
cRYPT: g0?
Jane: yes sir! *teleports*
cRYPT: *sigh*
Trevor: yes?
Caller: yes?
Boots: ... (yes?)
cRYPT: I have a task for you...
Trevor and Caller: what is it?
Boots: ... (like you can't do it)
cRYPT: I want you to take down the other Proxys
Trevor: but Zalgo says-
cRYPT: i d0NT cAR3 wHAT zALLG0 sAYS? i wANT sL3ND3R t0 sUFF3R?
Boots: ... (dam*it, he is going cryptic again)
Caller: we are on it sir!
All: *all leave*
cRYPT: Jane!
Jane: yes?
cRYPT: take down RED... we are having war on both sides...
Jane: bu-
cRYPT: g0?
Jane: yes sir! *teleports*
cRYPT: *sigh*
Porter: all this is just because you could not get along with Zalgo!
Slender: its not that!
Porter: then tell us what was the reason?
Slender: *sigh* as you most all of you know before the treaty broke, me and Skully went to silent colina for a meeting. during are stay Zalgos army came... they killed everyone...
Jeff: including Skully?
Slender: yes, I did not tell you due to you guys having some friends there...
LJ: shi* just got real!
Slender: we have to save them!
Masky: its to dangerous!
Lucius: screw dangerous! we're already on death row!
Slender: I'm going to save them! I don't care if its dangerous!
Lucius: me and LJ are going with him!
LJ: wai-
Lucius: you owe me! You have no Idea how many times I have answered the door!
LJ: ok... let me get my vodka!
Slender: its not that!
Porter: then tell us what was the reason?
Slender: *sigh* as you most all of you know before the treaty broke, me and Skully went to silent colina for a meeting. during are stay Zalgos army came... they killed everyone...
Jeff: including Skully?
Slender: yes, I did not tell you due to you guys having some friends there...
LJ: shi* just got real!
Slender: we have to save them!
Masky: its to dangerous!
Lucius: screw dangerous! we're already on death row!
Slender: I'm going to save them! I don't care if its dangerous!
Lucius: me and LJ are going with him!
LJ: wai-
Lucius: you owe me! You have no Idea how many times I have answered the door!
LJ: ok... let me get my vodka!
Lucius: you know buddy, since your on death row I should tell you something... you better be grateful I'M killing you... you could have been killed por a tall faceless guy with a VERY bad temper. now that I've told you that, TO HEAVEN OR HELL FUC*ER!
*Bang*
Lucius: heh heh... he got blood on my suit...
*on the way home*
Lucius: to heaven or hell... its cheesy but it is better than "you shouldn't have done that"
*Crash*
Lucius: who's there? if it's the cops I done
nuthin!
???: hello there...
Lucius: who are you?
???: the pergunta is... who are you?
Lucius: says the girl that has a clock for an eye
Clockwork: says the guy that just murdered someone
Lucius: says the girl that somehow knows about it
Clockwork: says the guy that... umm
Lucius: my point exactly
*Bang*
Lucius: heh heh... he got blood on my suit...
*on the way home*
Lucius: to heaven or hell... its cheesy but it is better than "you shouldn't have done that"
*Crash*
Lucius: who's there? if it's the cops I done
nuthin!
???: hello there...
Lucius: who are you?
???: the pergunta is... who are you?
Lucius: says the girl that has a clock for an eye
Clockwork: says the guy that just murdered someone
Lucius: says the girl that somehow knows about it
Clockwork: says the guy that... umm
Lucius: my point exactly
Slender: LUCIUS! JEFFRY!
Both: *run in* yes?
Slender: we ran out of milk
Both: ._.
*intermission*
Lucius: ok... we got Slenderman the leite and you a toy
Jeff: yay!
Lucius: but due to me being broke we can't afford to even get on a bus
Jeff: aww
*crash*
Lucius: huh? who's there?!
Johnny: HAIL LUMAR! *charges at lucius*
Lucius: *steps to the right*
*flop*
Johnny: *stands up* oww... I shall kill you Zalgo demons!
Lucius: we don't work for Zalgo buddy
Johnny: LIES! *charges at Lucius*
Lucius: *steps to the left*
*flop*
Johnny: dam*it!
Both: *run in* yes?
Slender: we ran out of milk
Both: ._.
*intermission*
Lucius: ok... we got Slenderman the leite and you a toy
Jeff: yay!
Lucius: but due to me being broke we can't afford to even get on a bus
Jeff: aww
*crash*
Lucius: huh? who's there?!
Johnny: HAIL LUMAR! *charges at lucius*
Lucius: *steps to the right*
*flop*
Johnny: *stands up* oww... I shall kill you Zalgo demons!
Lucius: we don't work for Zalgo buddy
Johnny: LIES! *charges at Lucius*
Lucius: *steps to the left*
*flop*
Johnny: dam*it!
Slender: oi can you tell me the plan again?
Lucius: aren't you the one that created it?
Slender: so is that a yes?
Lucius: why do you want a run through anyway?
Slender: I forgot?
Lucius: ...
Slender: Jeff bonked me on the head?
Lucius: ...
Slender: Zalgo wiped my memory?
Lucius: ...
Slender: I have amnesia?
Bro: he doesn't *walks away*
Lucius: you are fooling no one Targeter
???: no
Lucius: what?
Dolan: is actually Dolan
Lucius: da faq?
Dolan: bit*h pls
Lucius: aren't you the one that created it?
Slender: so is that a yes?
Lucius: why do you want a run through anyway?
Slender: I forgot?
Lucius: ...
Slender: Jeff bonked me on the head?
Lucius: ...
Slender: Zalgo wiped my memory?
Lucius: ...
Slender: I have amnesia?
Bro: he doesn't *walks away*
Lucius: you are fooling no one Targeter
???: no
Lucius: what?
Dolan: is actually Dolan
Lucius: da faq?
Dolan: bit*h pls
*ding dong*
EJ: ugh... I'll be right back *poof*
*opens door*
EJ: hello good sir! how may I help you?
Henry: hi, my name is Henry... im here to talk abou-
EJ: no *slams door*
Slender: what was that about?
EJ: Laughing Jack went out side and someone saw him
Slender: wow
EJ: yep
Lucius: that idiot
EJ: well... I'll go get jack
Lucius: and don't come back!
All: ...
Me: sorry, my creative composição literária kinda ran out today...
Lucius: you better be!
Jeff: I thought it was funny...
Lucius: oh hey! I forgot you were here...
EJ: ugh... I'll be right back *poof*
*opens door*
EJ: hello good sir! how may I help you?
Henry: hi, my name is Henry... im here to talk abou-
EJ: no *slams door*
Slender: what was that about?
EJ: Laughing Jack went out side and someone saw him
Slender: wow
EJ: yep
Lucius: that idiot
EJ: well... I'll go get jack
Lucius: and don't come back!
All: ...
Me: sorry, my creative composição literária kinda ran out today...
Lucius: you better be!
Jeff: I thought it was funny...
Lucius: oh hey! I forgot you were here...
Lucius: so... you live here alone with the other Jack?
EJ: no... I convinced Laughing Jack to house other pastas that got raided por SCP corp.
Lucius: cool
EJ: hey, where is masky?
Slender: he had a coração attack
EJ: well... where is he?
Slender: I sent him to 49 with ToTheArk
*meanwhile*
49: I will cure you
ToTheArk: you know he is passed out and he can't hear you right?
49: oh... pass me the the medkit
173: ...
49: PASS ME THE MEDKIT!
173: ...
49: its like i'm talking to a statue...
EJ: no... I convinced Laughing Jack to house other pastas that got raided por SCP corp.
Lucius: cool
EJ: hey, where is masky?
Slender: he had a coração attack
EJ: well... where is he?
Slender: I sent him to 49 with ToTheArk
*meanwhile*
49: I will cure you
ToTheArk: you know he is passed out and he can't hear you right?
49: oh... pass me the the medkit
173: ...
49: PASS ME THE MEDKIT!
173: ...
49: its like i'm talking to a statue...
Zalgo: so... what happened?
Observer: He went kamikaze on my as*
SL: like a true wimp
Observer: says the guy that hides in the shadows for a living
SL: oh shut-up!
All: ...
Observer: so... whats up with the whole "when the world ends he lets out sigh" thing?
SL: I bet
Zalgo: its just a thing I created to scare slender
Observer: oh
Zalgo: honestly, if the world ended I would be dancing
SL: oi it's your turn!
Lucius: i'm sorry, but i'm still trying to figure out how I got here
Slender: ZALGO!
Zalgo: hello old friend! how are the kids?
Slender: What the hell Zalgo!
Zalgo: what? I wanted to know who he was!
Slender: no you did not!
Zalgo: ok you caught me, I wanted him for my army...
Slender: this is the shi* that makes m-
Zalgo: on my defense I did tell Shadow to tell You after he got the info
Slender: thats it... THE TREATY IS BROKEN!
Zalgo: WHAT?
Slender: you back-stab and spy all the time!
Zalgo: do you realize what you are saying?
Slender: yes
Zalgo: *sigh* well then... shall we meet again?
Slender: not likely
*both teleport*
Zalgo: Observer, the treaty is broken... you know what to do
Observer: finally...
Zalgo: hello old friend! how are the kids?
Slender: What the hell Zalgo!
Zalgo: what? I wanted to know who he was!
Slender: no you did not!
Zalgo: ok you caught me, I wanted him for my army...
Slender: this is the shi* that makes m-
Zalgo: on my defense I did tell Shadow to tell You after he got the info
Slender: thats it... THE TREATY IS BROKEN!
Zalgo: WHAT?
Slender: you back-stab and spy all the time!
Zalgo: do you realize what you are saying?
Slender: yes
Zalgo: *sigh* well then... shall we meet again?
Slender: not likely
*both teleport*
Zalgo: Observer, the treaty is broken... you know what to do
Observer: finally...