This has been a CokeTheUmbreon production.
(Please note: I asked him.)
Sean: Hey, everybody!
Sonic: He's on TV!
CokeTheUmbreon: What are you doin' for the holidays?
Sean: Stopping Robotnik and his army of Nazis.
Coke: How bout you watch this Pokémon: Aura Warriors special before you do that?
Sean: Sure.
Just for kicks.
Manuel: I'm back and... WHAT THE FUCK?! *tries to beat Sean with giant doces cane*
STOP! This is the guest I was telling you about!
*everything slows down*
Manuel: Hey, Sean. Nice to meet ya!
Sean: Hey. *teeth falls out*
Oh, yeah. Sean's in it.
Let's get started. (Sorry bout the long intro.)
Aura: natal is best time of the year!
Manuel: Too many villains! I didn't even get to comprar for my presents.
Sergio: At the grocery store? LOL
Manuel: Piss off.
Selene: Our job as Aura Warriors is NEVER done.
Tell me about it.
Ash: But it has been...
*a rolling hedgehog crashes down*
What the fuck?
*Sean wakes up*
Manuel: Look! A new Pokémon!
Sean: W-W-Where am I? AHH! Who are you people?! Stand back!
We're the Aura Warriors, sworn to protect the humans and pokémon on this world. I'm Tyler furgão, van Berg and this is Umbreon.
Umbra: Umbreon! ^.^
Aura: I'm Aura.
Kobi: I'm Kobi.
Angel: I'm angel Lyricalise.
Kiki: I'm Kiki.
Blake: Hello! I'm Blake Asuka.
Manuel: I'm Manuel! Wanna see my secret freckle?
Sergio: Ignore him, he's annoying. I'm Sergio.
Selene: I'm Selene, Sergio's brother.
Shadow: And I'm Shadow Bellatrix.
Ash: I'm Ash Ketchum, the leader. This is my partner Pikachu.
Pikachu: Pika!
Serena: I'm Serena, Ash's wife.
And you must be...
Sean: I'm Sean the hedgehog. I crashlanded down here to chase after Robotnik and his crew. They teleported to this region.
All the Aura Warriors: WHAT?!
*meanwhile, at Christmastime Village*
Santa Claus: You let me go-ho-ho, Robotnik... or my team of pokémon will give you a licking you won't soon forget!
Robotnik: Go ahead and try.
Santa: Sawsbuck, use Horn Leech! *Sawsbuck's horns glow a faint red*
*Robotnik blasts him with sleep ray*
Robotnik: You must've been drunk on gemada last night to think that's gonna work. As for you, Team Rocket, release the giant nutcracker army!
*Meowth pulls lever*
Meowth: Ha ha ha!
*nutcracker army awakes, eye glow red*
Robotnik: *laughs evilly*
(Oh holy fucking shit...)
Meanwhile... at base....
Shadow: Let's kick his tin can ass!
Ash: We need a plan. But first we need to know where they are.
Sergio: On it. Noivern, go!
Noivern: Bleh!
Sergio: Find out where Robotnik is and come back.
I'm going with Noivern. Go! Charizard!
Noivern: Bleh. *flies off*
Ash: Kay. We have them looking.
Kobi: *whispers* Be careful, Ty.
Manuel: Oooh expensive peppermint bark.
Shadow: That's for Sergio. 😠
Sergio: Who?
Shadow: Nothing.
Blake: I think you like him.
Shadow: He's just a friend! *blushes in the process*
Manuel: *makes smooching noises*
Shadow: If you don't shut the fuck up, I'm gonna stick a natal árvore up your ASS!
Aura: You should leave her alone. She's already still pissed about the time you ate the last turkey leg.
Kobi: Yep.
Manuel: What is she gonna...
Zo (her Zoroark): What are YOU gonna do? *gets in Manuel's face*
Manuel: *meekly* Nothing.
(At Christmastime Village)
Noivern: *sees a Xurkitree* That's a Pokémon... being used as an energy source. *looks more* I see Robotnik and Team Rocket. I'd better tell the others.
Whatcha see? *looks in and gasps* Team fucking Rocket! And an energy source?
*Xurkitree moves*
That's a Pokémon!
I'd better tell the...
Meowth (in giant nutcracker mecha): Where are you GOING?
Jessie: Prepare for...
Shut up, we get your useless bunda mottos.
James: DON'T BE RUDE!
Why? Because she's your bitch?
James: That's it! Crack them like nuts! *pulls lever*
*nutcracker tries to bite but misses*
You shitbag! Charizard, Flamethrower!
*nutcracker mecha blocks it and uses Thunderbolt*
Dodge it! *Charizard escapes the thunderbolt and uses Flamethrower again*
*Noivern uses Boomburst, knocking the mecha down*
Good work, guys! Now let's get the...
*more nutcracker mechas appear*
Alright, you nut enthusiasts. *activates Key Stone*
Charizard, beyond evolution! Mega Evolve!
*Charizard mega evolves into Mega Charizard X*
Alright, use Flamethrower!
*Noivern uses Water Pulse*
*the mechas use Hydro Pump, Dragonbreath, and Thunderbolt*
*gets off Charizard* Dragon Claw!
*Charizard tears one mecha apart*
Jessie: Get them to use Lock-on!
Meowth: *presses Lock-on button* Target sited. Good night, you cheep knock off of Blue Dragon. Thunderbolt!
*Charizard uses Dragon Claw to block it*
Taste Aura Shuriken! *uses Aura Shuriken* (in case you didn't know, the Aura Warriors can materialize aura into weapons)
Noivern: Dragon Pulse! *fires a dragonlike aura at the mechas, tearing holes through dem*
Blast Burn! *Charizard synchronizes with my garnet aura*
*Charizard punches the ground, causing blue and garnet flames to erupt*
*Noivern uses Boomburst*
*both moves combine, destroying the remaining nutcracker army*
Meowth: Nice job, you assholes but look...
*some of the nutcracker mechas regenerate* (some of dem)
Robotnik (appears from nowhere): I borrowed pokémon moves and abilities to make these nutcrakers who they are today. Some of them have Regenerator.
Holy shit, dude...
James: Then they get stronger.
*giant mecha uses Flash canhão on me, Charizard and Noivern*
*lays unconscious*
Robotnik: Good job, Team Rocket.
James: Glad to help! 😁
Robotnik: Nothing will get in our way! *evil laugh*
(CoketheUmbreon: Okay. Will you SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THAT EVIL LAUGH?!)
(Sean: Are you guys dead?)
(Coke: Prolly. If I [Tyler furgão, van Berg, character] wasn't super unconscious, I'd use my Silvally and Sceptile. mais peppermint bark?)
(Sean: Sure.)
Santa: Oh no. I have failed you, Xurkitree. *sniffles*... I ruined Christmas.
Xurkitree: *nearly dying* No ... you haven't.
Santa: Wait a minute. I'm Santa Claus! Snorlax, come on out! *throws a Poké Ball*
Snorlax: Lax.
Santa: Use Strength!
*tries but gets shocked por the force field*
Santa: GOD DAMMIT!
(back at base)
Aura: Tyler and Noivern haven't come back yet.
Sergio: I sent a drone.
*drone comes back*
Ash: *looking at camera*
Manuel: *eating popcorn* They're getting their asses BEAT! Do a replay.
Kobi: How about my Ninetales use Dark Pulse on YOU!
*Manuel gets quiet*
Angel: He can be pretty annoying at times.
Blake: I think I see that.
Aura: We gotta stop them.
Sergio: They're also aided por Team Rocket.
Sean: Then my powers are drained.
*mainframe cuts on*
Jessie: Hello, aura twerps!
Manuel: You guys?!
Kobi: Where's Tyler?!
Jessie: He's in our care.
James: Yes he is. *smirks*
Shadow: I'm gonna wipe that grin off your faces if you don't stop this shit!
Meowth: We're helping Robotnik ruin Christmas.
Manuel: You and what army? :/
Meowth: Our nutcracker army!
Aura Warriors: *ROTFLMMFAO* (rolling on the floor laughing my motherfucking bunda off)
Sergio: What? You went knickknack shopping for your army? *still laughing*
Robotnik: Take a look, you idiots. *shows dem the army*
Sergio: 😮
Robotnik: That's right. We're gonna use these guys to rip Sean the hedgehog limb from LIMB! While we're doing that, we're gonna ruin the holidays. *all di villains laugh evilly*
Jessie: Ta ta. *mainframe cuts off*
Ash: Dammit. Tyler's been captured in action. We gotta go save him.
*mainframe cuts back on*
Reporter: We interrupt your disappointment with some breaking news. Team Rocket and the new villain, Robotnik, have stolen Santa's army of elves and nutcracker mechas. They are crowding the streets of Canyon City as we speak.
Ash: Oh, fuck me.
Manuel: I can do that. *unzips pants*
Ash: Not literally. I HAVE A WIFE!
*Manuel zips pants back up*
*mecha uses Flash canhão on the base*
*explosion*
*grabs Sean*
Robotnik: We meet again, Sean. 😈
Sean: Piss off, you asshole.
Robotnik: Let's go, Team.
Ash: They took Sean! No no no no NO! *kicks table* Greninja, use Water Shuriken. Pikachu, use Thunderbolt!
Pikachu: PIIIIKAAAAAAAACHUUUUUUUUUU!!!!! *nutcracker blocks it and uses Garnet Blood Fuma Shuriken*
Aura: That's Tyler's move!
*shuriken hits Greninja*
Jessie: I think we made our point. Let's get outta here.
Robotnik: biscoitos, cookies at the village on me!
*nutcrackers fly off*
And so, Team Rocket has finally captured Tyler furgão, van Berg and Sean the hedgehog. It's up to the Aura Warriors to save them before it's too late.
Sean: What?
Coke: Yeah you get kidnapped. Don't worry, you'll break free. You'll find put how in the seguinte part.
That's it for part one! Like and comment!
This has been a CokeTheUmbreon production. This is only for enjoyment. Any unauthorized rewriting will NOT be TOLERATED!
No SRSLY. DON'T!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Please select a fã fiction.
The Racer: link
Two ponies are fed up with being poor, and set out to win a series of races. If they win, all of their troubles will be over.
Applejack's Double Life: link
When bad ponies lead por Flim, and Flam threaten to take over Braeburn's farm in Appleloosa por force, there's only one pónei, pônei to count on. From St. Foalis, to Ponyville, then back to Appleloosa, Applejack, and Braeburn team up to fight for what's rightfully theirs. Enjoy this classic western from 2013.
SeanTheHedgehog's...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Song: link
Up in the sky, a círculo appears with an Umbreon inside. Then the name, CokeTheUmbreon appears.
Henry: *Laying down on a bed, composição literária a note*
Dad: *Turns on the TV*
Song (Start at 2:07): link
Henry: *Listens to the TV upstairs, but continues to write his letter*
Stockton, south of Henry's location.
Dale: *Wakes up* It's that time again.
* * *
Henry: *In the bathroom, brushing his teeth. He begins to have a flashback*
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Tammy: You cannot talk to people like that.
Henry: All I said...
This is not a double feature. It's better. It's a triple feature of fã fictions written as requests, about the Powerpuff Girls, and The Animaniacs.
Song: link
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
The Powerpuff Girls Meet The Looney Tunes
Requested por Aldrine2016
Narrator: The City of Townsville. Is watching the Powerpuff Girls go on vacation. The three girls fly off at high speed, leaving trails of red, green, and blue, in procurar of a good place to enjoy vacation.
The song fades away
Blossom: Where do we want...
continue reading...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Song: link
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
The Powerpuff Girls Meet The Looney Tunes
Requested por Aldrine2016
Narrator: The City of Townsville. Is watching the Powerpuff Girls go on vacation. The three girls fly off at high speed, leaving trails of red, green, and blue, in procurar of a good place to enjoy vacation.
The song fades away
Blossom: Where do we want...
TURN IT OFF!
