"Madame X" paced the floor of the rotting old mansion. Things HAVE NOT gone as planned.
1. Plant a flyer.
2. Have KND find it.
3. They come.
4. Capture them, make them tell all codes, passwords, locations, and secrets of all the tree-houses.
5. Buy milk.

Only numbers 1+2 had worked out. Note to self: pick a kid-napping place where the kids DON'T GET LOST!!!!!!!! The homing beacon "she" had planted on the flyer started to flicker strangely. It seemed somthing near it was...... running in circles?

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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Val...

Wally and Kiki walked into the wait room. Kiki had about 6 arco iris, arco-íris Monkeys in hand. She handed one to Wally as a "Thanks-for-helping" gift. He gagged. She smacked him upside his head, causing her arco iris, arco-íris Monkeys to fall to the floor. She sighed and bent over to pick them all up.
"There you are!" Kacey called from down the hall. She was wearing a purple KND wrestling jersey and a pair of blue shorts. "Where were you?"
"At that arco iris, arco-íris Monkey place down the hill."
"AND YOU DIDN'T INVITE ME?!" Kuki roared, all upset. She crossed her arms and pouted. Kiki handed her a "Super Sugar High" monkey. She...

"were you listening? i mean common man! dude you suck for this!!!" kuki was still REALLY mad at numbuh 2 for not wanting to prank people just because she was there "just shut up already! you yelled at me through the whole night I'm not even exaggerating!!! it's now 7 o' clock time for school!!!" numbuh 2 had been never to patient but he really try's when it came to numbuh 3 just so he wouldn't get his but kicked por his buddy he knew that he would do any thing for her even if it meant killing him "guys it's time to go grab your back packs and início work and lets leave!!!!!" numbuh 5 had heard...

Up in the control room, Kacey was fixing the cameras that were set up in Kuki’s room. That’s where Mushi and Tommy were.
“By the way,” Kuki said. “Why are there cameras set up in my room?”
“Oh, Wally had me install them a few years ago.” Kacey said. Kuki shot Wally a look. Then, smacked him across the face. Then, she hugged him.
Abby stomped into the room.
“Numbuh 5 can’t get any sleep with all this crying!” Abby yelled.
“SHH!” Everyone in the room said. Then, Kuki was on the phone.
“Kiki! Call Megan and get over here!” Then, Kuki shut the phone before Kiki could...

"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwww!!!!!!" Kiki cried from the bathroom, still clutching her stomach. She had been winded pretty bad. Val came running in.
"What happened?" she asked.
"M-M-Mushi.....knee...to the gut...." she gasped.
The little Spank-u-lot gasped. Then clenched her fists and smiled evilly.
"Don't.....y-y-you..... dare!" Kiki gasped.
Val whined, "But Daddy gets to do it all the time! He barely lets me go after anybody!"
"I d-d-don't c-c-care! I'm in charge and I s-s-said-"
Val threw her cape over her head and disappered in a nuvem of purple smoke....

Wally walked down the hall. gaio, jay walked down the hall at the same time. They bumped into each other.
"Watch it, Beetles!" gaio, jay said. gaio, jay had a remote in his hand. Then, an RC Car came running through the house. It tripped Wally. "Ha! That'll teach ya to mess with gaio, jay Smith!" Wally was fed up. He tackled Jay.
"Don't you test ME!" Wally shouted. He got gaio, jay in a head lock. Kacey was heading to the cozinha but ended up in the middle of gaio, jay and Wally's fight. They each had a bloody nose.
"Hey! Break it up!" Kacey yelled. Neither boy stopped. Kacey had no other choice than to tackle them both and get...

There was nothing worse than being stuck in the middle row of a furgão, van with your cousin. And that's exactly how 11-year-old Kacey Dodson felt. Sitting seguinte to Wally Beetles was not the treat. She looked over at the little notebook he was scribbling on. It was a picture of Wally with muscles and Kuki feeling them. The título said: Kuki Loves Wally. Kacey giggled. Wally noticed that Kacey was looking. He hid the drawing. In the row behind them were Lucas, 9, and Nikolas Dodson, 6, who were playing their nintendo DS's. In between them was Joey Beetles, 1, who was sleeping. Kacey pulled out her phone....

9:45 was what the clock said.
Man, school started EARLY. 8:45 is VERY early. No kid should suffer that kind of abuse. But every kid at Sierra Verde School did. Kacey slumped in her assento seguinte to Kristin, Ian, and Sam. Nothing was worse than being surrounded por morons. Except Kristin, she was nice. Sam was weird. He made strange noises with his throat. And then there was Ian. Nothing could describe his weirdness. He was just, weird. Then, the phone rang. Mr. Yorke picked it up. Kacey knew something was up, so she tried her best to listen. Mr. Yorke sighed.
"Class!" He shouted. Everyone shut up....

Even though it was after 10:30, everyone was still wide awake (Well, technically, Kiki was drifting in and out, but still.) Maddy, Kuki, Val, Megan, Minerva, Abby, and Kiki ran up the stairs towards Kacey's room. Wally and Hoagie started to go with them. Kacey grabbed their collars.
"What the heck, man?! You never let us come to your slumber parties!" Wally whined.
Kacey smirked. "Well, you guys are BOYS! Slumber parties are usually a GIRL thing. You guys can have your OWN little slumber party!"
"True." Hoagie added.
"KACEY! COME ON!" Kuki called from upstairs.
She let go of both of their collars,...

October. One of Kiki's favorito months. October meant Dia das bruxas and Dia das bruxas meant vampires, goblins, witches, ghosts, and things of that nature. Kiki por nature was sweet, mildly naive, and kind of girly, but she could never turn down a creepy monster movie....unlike Kuki, who shrieked at the mere mention of a spook.

She impatiently paced in the mission prep room, dressed in her purple cat nightgown.
"Guys, come ON!! The 'Month Of Monsters' show is TONIGHT! I wanna get to the theater before it gets crowded!"
Tonight, at the old theater downtown, they were showing a whole bunch of old monster...

"You're kidding." Kacey sounded shocked.
Kiki shook her head. "I'm not kidding."
Kuki raised her hand.
"Don't you have to have a teaching degree to be a substitute?"
"Yeah, but from what I heard, the principal just grabbed him of the rua because his last name sounded scary enough to force us to behave."
Everyone gave her a strange look.
"Yeah, I don't get it either. ANYWAYS! Back to the story":



"We all froze....except Madison. She fainted. While You-know-who called the nurse, we all huddled.
Laura whispered, 'We must of done something REALLY bad, there's no way HE'D be here as a sub.' We all winced...

''NO!!! You cant make me!!!!!'' Kacey shouted.
''Its too horrible to even try!!'' hoagie joined in.
it had been 3 days since the first incident, and so far numbahs 3,4, and 5 had disappeared without a trace! Now, it all lay on what they had found in Mushi's cell. It waas evidence, but it was unspeakable. It was horrifyingly dangerous. It was ...................................................Rainbow Monkey Super Happy Fun Time Party Palace.
Numbuh 7 shuddered.
''Come on! Don't you want to save your cousin?'' Pleaded Kiki.
''Well.............''Kacey sighed uncertainly. ''OK, but I you tell anyone...

"What on Earth were you guys doing in a closet?" Numbuh 5 asked after being tackled.
"Dumb fangirls trapped us." Wally said. Everyone nodded. Abby sighed.
"Alright, this ship is causing too much trouble. We're getting off." Numbuh 5 said. Everyone was puzzled.
"See that life barco over there?" Abby asked. Everyone let out "OH!!"s. oi ran down to their cabine and packed all of their stuff. They quickly hopped in life barco #7. Kiki lowered it down to the water, then cut the ropes. They were free from the cruise boat.
"Hooray! Stupid fangirls are stuck on that ship!" Kuki said pointing upward....

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Operation E.I.G.H.T.
Everyone
Is
Good-and
Happy
Till....
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As Kuki struggled, as Mai had turned the laser on. She screamed but everyone around her was laughing. The laser was getting closer to her every time. She turned her head, and then back again and noticed the laser getting mais closer to her body. It inched a bit closer, and mais closer, until it almost touched her left foot. She thought, this is it, I'm going to turn evil, and I'll never amor him again. She closed her eyes as she thought, until she heard groans.
"Huh, you come at the wrong...

Even though Kacey had called "Battle Stations", nobody moved.
"YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHI-!"
Kacey quickly covered Kiki's mouth.
"You're NOT screwing this up again!," she angrily whispered, "Lemme see if I can talk this out."
She cleared her throat, and (as much as she hated it) smiled and sweetly asked: "Hi, Count! How are you on this beautifully Rainbow-Monkey-tastic day?"
He smiled, folded his hands, batted his eyelashes (LOL) and responded: "I'm just absolutely fantastically awesome!". He then frowned, glared at Wally and Kiki (who had nervous smiles on their faces, one hand behind their back, and...