Mary had a little cordeiro that soon became someone's chops
That's a lie, a rato never runs up a clock, only in the Boondocks
Little Miss Muffett sat on the Spider
Jack and Jill went up a hill, Jack killed Jill and tried to hide her
Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard, there was no bone for the dog
Little Boy Blue got lost in the Londres Fog
Remember Little Jack Horner
He was put in a Roundhouse and told to sit in the corner
The Three Little Pigs were smoked and placed on the table
Goldi Locks visits The Three Bears mais often now that they have Cable
Four and twenty Blackbirds were baked in a pie
The lobo was an assassin from the Government, Grandma was a suspected
foreign spy
Green Eggs and Ham
According to the FDA are now just as dangerous as Spam
According to the Police, there was no Giant and Jack never had a Beanstalk
He was just stoned from his maconha crop
Georgie Porgie later became better known as Boy George
The Old Woman Who Lived In A Shoe, still trying to hunt the fathers down for child
support
Most of these celebrities wish to stay out of the spotlight
Twinkle Twinkle the Little estrela dropped out of school and today is not so bright