1. Poke him with his own cane.
2. Spill your drink on his lap "by accident", say that you're drunk.
3. Run towards him, hug him and say "I amor you, David Bowie!"
4. Grab the closest cane-like object near you and dance like him on the club dance-floor.
5. Occasionally ask him if he and Quorra were mais than friends.
6. Spank him with his own cane.
7. Ask him every hora if he likes Gem.
8. Yell "OMG, Ziggy Stardust!!" whenever you see him.
9. Whenever he gives you a drink, ask him what he put in it.
10. Tell him you're looking for Zuse, when he tells you he "is" Zuse, say "YOU LIE!!!"
11. Tell all the...
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