Now. THIS is mais like it :)

This episode was fuckin awesome.

As I originally expected. Jan Valentine is truely a enjoyment to watch.
He's friggin nuts.
But that's what I amor about him.

I would amor to go on and on about Jan Valentine.
But. Most of you probably don't care..

Though, I'm not saying I'm in anyway depressed about his death, he still deserved it.
Though I 'am' a bit disappointed about him being killed off after just one appearance. That much, I admit to.
But hey, it seems to happen quite often in hellsing, so, whatever.. Dude.

Anyway.
As for Luke.
He was serprisingly enjoyable too.
But. Am...

1: (Pilot)
FAther: Son have you been leitura Heresy?! (pumps shotgun) Unacceptable!
Son: (High Pitched Scream)


2:
Father: What did you do?!
Son: I made us eggs.
Father: ... WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!?!
Son: Wha-
Father: WE ONLY EAT pão FOR FUCK SAKES!!


3:
Father: Son I'm getting milk
Son: Will you be back?!
Father: (opens front door) ... No
(Later that Evening, Father is still gone):
Son: I can't believe he's actually gone! (phone rings) Father?!
Voice: No this is your old coach
Son: Oh.. Uh hello
Voice: So, your back on the NBA
Son: Really? How-
Father: (literary teleports out of nowhere) YOUR BACK IN THE...

#1: FOR THE BLOOD OF THE SOUTH:
First things first.
It feels weird, giving such a review for a story written por one of my closest fã fiction friends, BRAVOBRAVO.
He, ChocolateBrownPegasis and Villain84 were to first to ever make me feel welcome on there.

Uhh, anyway.

I won't 'only' focus on the neggatives.
I'll give the positives as well.

The story is set as full out war between the Western/Eastern group, vs the mennecing Southern pack.

The worst of the Southerners, is the one who started the war.
HUNTER.
An omega hating sociopath, who in his first appeance, violently turtures Humphrey, and clearly...

#1:
WEAZEL NEWS: The police are asking citizens to be alert and mistrustful of anyone who doesn't look like them.


#2:
WEAZEL NEWS: We looked around for some intelligent witnesses. But all we could find was "this" man..


#3: SCOOTER:
Narrator: And too answer the question.. Are you fat because your on a scooter.. Or.. Are you on a scooter because your fat.. Who cares. Your on a scooter, and their not.


#4: MUMMIFIED:
Narrator: Listen to this pleased costomer.. I SWEAR I didn't pay him.


#5: REPUBLICAN o espaço RANGERS:
ALIEN: The gods are right. You came.. Greetings.
COMMANDER: God damn it! This asshole don't...

Our disguises faded away, and we turned back to normal

Shortly after arco iris, arco-íris Dash's arrival, we turned back to normal.

Sean: Our disguises are gone. Cadence, do you know any spells to make us look like one of them?
Cadence: No I don't.
Sean: Alright. *gets map of castle* We've got a lot of ammo, explosives, and we need to create a lot of confusion if we're getting out of here alive.
Rainbow Dash: What should we do?
Sean: Dash, I want you to place some explosives in this room, most of them should go por the door, for when the enemy tries to open them, they'll die.
Shredder: There's also an armory...

Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy/CrazyWriterLady

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Season 4 Highlights

Stylo: *Sitting on bench at station* From dealing with snow to the mafia, this season has had a lot of memorable moments. Unfortunately, a good friend of ours named Red Rose got killed, and we're trying to find a replacement for her. In the meantime,...

#1:

"Your too late to save her!" The unnamed demon cried arrogantly.

'Neat" Alucard said, unphased.

"But first.. I'm gonna kill YOU!" The demon cried.

"Ohh? See that WOULD be intimidating, if you were.. Well, intimidating" Alucard chuckled.

"Grr, are you mocking me!?" The demon cried angrily.

"Oh no, no, no no no no... Pffft, yeah." Alucard laughed, and with that he shoots the demon though the head. The demon's head explodes aparn impact. And is dead.

"But how.. How did you kill a demon with a gun!?"

"It's no NORMAL bullets.. It's silver cruz melted exploding shells with blessed powder.. Demon or...

2 days later.

Disguised as Privateer requites, Carly and Packie arrive at Hoyt's side of the island, gathered with a bunch of REAL requites. As Hoyt Volker appears on a stage that had a large furnace in the middle of it. A man was trapped inside it, it was actually one of Hoyt's own Privateers, who refused to follow Hoyt's orders.

Hoyt began speaking to the requites gathered around the stage, two armed guards standing behind him.

"Ahhh.. My rosy cheek new employees... I'm not gonna lie. Were all here to make a buck.. But it's the happiness of my people that gets me up, each morning.. My father.....

#1: PATRICK STAR:
Patrick use to be CUTE stupidity. Like Derpy Hooves or something.
He DID care about his friends, and he had good intentions, but unwittingly leads Spongebob into danger, or gives him TERRIBLE advice.
But now, all hope of having GOOD INTENTIONS are lower and lower in each season.
If you wanna see Spongebob himself go though the SQUIDWARD TORTURE PORN theme, just watch pretty much ANY modern Patrick episode.
And according to THE CARD, Patrick implies that he might only be PRETENDING to be stupid.
But that means the "nice things" he dose to Spongebob, are all done intentionally....

#1: DEEP INSIDE:

I'm!
Not doing great!
I feel like I'm dead!
Not thinking straight!
Inside my body!
Troubled!
Full of hate!
I had to let it out, before it's too late!

Deep Inside!

IT CAN'T HIDE!

Feeling so lost, and betrayed!
why does this happen, to me everytime!?
Stuck in this place, where I can't escape!
Screaming and clawing from deep inside!

Why!
Won't it fade!
Outside I had to lie; "I'm ok"!
I hope someday, I'll stop getting pain!
I guess this is a lie, I have made!

Deep Inside!

IT CAN'T HIDE!

Feeling so lost, and betrayed!
why does this happen, to me everytime!?
Stuck in this place, where I can't escape!
Screaming...

I think it started about 4 years ago, when my friends introduced me to the film 8 MIle. Where Marshal is nominated for best actor, in a serious drama film, about the hardships loosely based on Marshal's real life experiences, so he understands what the character is going though, that's why he did such a good performance..

Anyway, at the time, this was the first I heard of him, so decided to listen to him.
Obviously I liked it, otherwise I wouldn't be here, composição literária this very message xD.

Like most rappers, eminem struggles with a very troubled life. I once used him for a school project where...

I'm feeling mean today!
Not lost, not blown away!
Just irritated, and quite hated, self control breaks down!
Why's everything so tame!?
I Like my life insane!
I'm fabricating, and debating, who I'm gonna kick around!

RIGHT NOOOOWW!!
Can't find a way, to get across the hate, when I see you!
RIGHT NOOOOWW!!
I feel it scratch inside!
I want to slash, and beat you!
RIGHT NOOOOWW!!
I rip apart the things inside, that excite you!
RIGHT NOOOOWW!!
I can't control myself, I fucking hate you!

I'm feeling cold today!
Not hurt just fucked away!
I'm devastated, and frustrated, God I feel so bound!
So why'd I feel the need!?...

(cause really I'm a psy-cho)

(laghter)
You know I am a psycho
I told you I'm a psycho, psycho, psycho, psycho, psycho, psycho

You know I'm a psycho
I told you I'm a psycho
Really... I'm a psycho
hawhawhawhaw!

(I told ya'... I told ya')

Really I'm a psycho
You know I am a psycho (why why why why)
I told you I'm a psycho
Really I'm a psycho

YOU KNEW THAT I'M A PSYCHO!
I TOLD YOU I'M A PSYCHO!
CAUSE REALLY I'M A PSYCHO!
I TOLD YOU I'M A PSYCHO! PSYCHO! PYSCHO!

YOU KNEW THAT I'M A PSYCHO!
I TOLD YOU I'M A PSYCHO!
CAUSE REALLY I'M A PSYCHO!
I TOLD YOU I'M A PSYCHO! PSYCHO! PYSCHO!
YEAAH!!

A violent schizophrenia, you...

#1: AngryVideoGameNerd:
In his tests, the Nerd usually gets involved in other insane hijinks related to the game's subject matter, such as encountering characters like Jason Voorhees, Freddy Krueger and Bugs Bunny, which usually end violently, not only including but shockingly most of all with Bugs Bunny.
Although the "hero" of his show, the Nerd is unquestionably an anti-social, cruel and sometimes even psychotic individual - at least in the context of his own universe. This is especially prominent in his behavior towards enemies or people who displease him, as he is prone to humiliate them...

There's most certainly way mais but these are the only ones I can think of,.

#5: Ted Bundy:
I don't remember to much about this guy, but trust me. He's was horrible, I mean literary cheered when he was put to death..

#4: Ed Gein:
The REAL Texas chainsaw massacre (though it probably wasn't Texas)..

#3: Jeffery Dehmer:
Another cannibal, a gay cannibal.
He reminds of Pinkamena, he kills his victims, and eats them so he could keep them "inside him forever".
And that's not even the WORST of it..

#2: H.H.Homes:
I'm telling you, this guy was NUTS.
He killed hundreds of people, maybe even more.
And the worst...

#6: cordeiro OF GOD - OMERTÀ:
Obviously the intrumental version is the only way this song can be tolerated.
But there is one part of the lyrics I 'kinda' like..
If you lesson to the first versus, and then skip though the god awful chorus, and lesson to the segundo versus.
It's the only parts of the WHOLE song that's actually kinda catchy..

#5: BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE - WAKING THE DEMON:
It's not real screamo, the only screamo parts are the first and segundo versus. But still counts..

#4: AVENGED SEVENFOLD - GOD HATES US:

#3: DROWNING POOL - BODIES:
Drowning pool isn't REAL screamo. And that's why I like...

#5: SINISTER (2012):
There's a lot of spooky things about this film.
For one thing, th types the protagonist watches, each involves the grousome deaths of innocent family's, and too make things worse, the end reveals the were murdered por their on youngest child, who became possessed por Bagul.
Oh Bagul.. Let's talk about Bagul.
First off. Have you see his face!?
If not, look it up on google.
The thing about the real Bagul.
Is once you see his face in the 'movie', you never STOP seeing his face.
He's kinda like Slenderman, your "fucked" once you see his face.
Bagul himself, is the true definition of...

WALKING DEAD:

Glenn: Remember, noise attracts them, s-
Daryl: (bangs his head and starts swearing at the topo, início of his lungs, along with making every noise possible)

Rick: So.. Your telling me. I awoke from a coma, only to end up in the middle of zombie apolocpise!?
Morgan: That's about the size of it.
Rick: WELL FUCK MY LIFE!
Morgan: Hey! No swearing in front of my boy!
Rick: Fuck that! He's just gonna end up dead anyway. And you gone crazy.
Morgan: Still.. Don't fuckin swear!
Rick: Fiiiiiine.

Shane: (in Rick's coma) por the way. I'm gonna start a aleatório relationship with your, not even hot, wife.. And...

So..
I finally found it in English.

It's not as good as I hoped.
But.
Nor was it as bad as I expected.

It's.. In between.

I haven't forgot it's Japennesse.
And. Not trying to be racist.
But Japen has all the weird shit.
Ever seen there commericals?
All you have to do is go onto Windwakers club.
He has these fucked up TV commericals.
And I wouldn't be serprised if most of them were Japennesse.

Anyway.

Didn't really have a favorito character.
Though kinda looking foward to Jan Valentine's episode.
Ever seen his clips.
He's actually pretty funny in the real one.
Too bad the actor, Josh Phillips, was convicted of...