CANADA RAP
(i did not write this)
Eh…h-hello there guys, my name is Matthew…
I…hey come on guys! It’s like I’m talking AT you
I’ve been neutral all these years, keeping my poise
BUT I THINK IT’S TIME I STARTED MAKING SOME NOISE
THE OTHER COUNTRIES CALL ME CANADA YO
AND MY BROTHER IS THAT IDIOT DOWN BELOW
SOMETIMES THEY CALL ME HIS HAT,
IF YOU ASK ME, I THINK HE’S FAT
THAT LAZY bunda PUNK BASTARD CAN’T KEEP PEACE TO SAVE HIS LIFE
SOMETIMES THEY CALL ME HIS WIFE,
THEM HATERS BE BEGGIN TO STRIFE
THIS MOTHER FUCKING AWESOME NATION DON’T WANNA BE STIRRING NO TROUBLE
IF YOU ASK FOR MY HELP...
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