LOL!!

i haven't made these in a long time so they might not be that good and im not trying to make fun of bleach.

one dia ichigo and renji were having a fight and byakuya was watching them

renji:byakuya can you at least help me
byakuya: no i can't help you i'll just stand and watch from distance
renji:some captian you are

ichigo: who are you? why are you here? what's your name?
renji:stop asking stupied questions
ichigo:okay

renji and ichigo countinued fighting but ichigo was to weak

renji:do you even know the name of your zanpouktoe (sorry if i spelled it wrong)
ichigo:no.... is it bob
renji:hahahaha no......

As the last sino rings, I try to walk casually down the hall knowing that every step I took feels like 100 pounds where added. I look around the hall trying to find something, something in my coração that’s yearning for something for so long... I find Uryu seguinte to the lockers putting his stuff in. I ignore the pain in my coração to keep searching and run up to Uryu.
"Uryu, Uryu!!!" I yelled. Uryu jolted up dropping his school books. "Jeez, Orihime don’t scare me like that."
"Sorry Uryu, I was just wondering..." I took my eyes away from his face and took a deep breath, " w-why is Ulquiorra...

It was very sunny that day. I'd just gotten back from the real world and I was heading to go home. There was a slight breeze and birds were happily chirping in trees. Walking along that dirt path made me feel at peace, made me feel... happy.
Suddenly, I heard a commotion up ahead. I walked slowly, kicking small stones along the way. A young boy came into view, running along the dirt path about twenty feet ahead of me. He was clutching a small brown sack and some coins. Anger and sadness clouded his face. One clear tear ran along his cheek. His spiked silver hair bounced on his head as he ran....