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Create a Page"Just trying to diffuse the tension" - fred figglehorn figglehorn Weasley

posted by simpleplan

A bunch of jokes I found.

1. A Spanish guy enters a hospital to have a minor operation.

A nurse begins to take down his information: name, insurance company, etc.

"In case of emergency, whom should we notify?"

"You mean if I become very sick?"

"Well . . . yes."

"If that happens, call a doctor!"

2. Daughter : I am in amor with the neighbor, so I am running away with him.

Dad: Thanks , you have saved my money & time.

Daughter: Dad, I am leitura the letter left por Mom.

3. .-Knock, knock
-Who's there?
-Cornelius
-Cornelius who?
-Well, that's politics for you………

4. Why did the doninha cruz the road?
Somebody...

My mom is driving me crazy por running my college application decissions.

posted by hsmgirl14a

My mom didn't even bother to tell me about getting mail from universities. I had to go through our mail that was sitting on the mesa, tabela and find out what I got. She sayd that she already decided what college to go to. I want to see what other options I have out there first before I make a decission. My mom on the other hand says that's not what I should do. I really want to get my dad involved because I know how much of a help he will be to me but I'm scared of the fights that will happen between my parents if I do tell my dad about what my did and said. I just am so stressed about this that I don't know what to do. My mom has already controlled a lot of my life I don't want her controlling anymore of my life. She already has had control over what I can and can't do. I just want to make my decissions without her having to control them.

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The Crazy life of Lun-I Mean Loony Biggerstaff

posted by Lunalovely

It was almost impossible to sleep through the racket that was sweeping through the Biggerstaff Estate. Then again, it's Luna Biggerstaff we're talking about.

An explosion was heard from the kitchen,followed por the sound of a girl named Emily swearing and then a small popping sounding. The explosion had quieted everybody down, and was so loud it actually managed to wake up the dead.

"WILL YOU MIND?!Just cause I'm fucking DEAD doesn't mean I don't need SLEEP!!" bellowed the ghost. The funny thing was, this ghost is (or was) Luna's mother.

As you can tell, the Biggerstaffs aren't a normal family.They're...

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"I'm Doomed"-A short story por Kate, (Possible FGT entry, ALL FEEDBACK IS APPRECIATED!)

posted by KateKicksAss

My parents were waiting for me at the mesa, tabela the moment I got down the stairs. An ambush. I groaned inwardly as my dad gestured to a chair. I sat, knowing from the look on their faces that it was nothing good. “We checked your grades last night”, my dad began, his voice sounding ominous.
“And what did I see?,” he continued, angrily. “This is completely unacceptable! STRAIGHT A’s, HONORS classes, and an A PLUS in English!”
My mom put a hand on his arm. “Calm down honey. Things happen. It’s not all bad. Remember how we got that call last mês about her being late to math class?”...

The Not So Exciting Adventures Of Ari Biggerstaff Chapter 5

posted by Waterwhip

Ari gulped hard and scrambled back a bit on her bed. People crowded around her making her feel closed in and, strangly, mais open minded. "I cant imagine what it feels like to be surrounded por people 24/7" She thought to herself.
"MOVE OVER, ALEX!!!!!! LET ME THROUGH!!!" Malloy's irritated yell rang throught the room leaving dead silence. Malloy had finally made her way up to Ari.
"Tell me what happened" Malloy demanded. Ari normally would have refused to relive the moment for she thought she was going crazy. But this was Malloy and everyone in the large family knew NOT to mess with her. SO...

The Not So Exciting Adventures Of Ari Biggerstaff Chapter 2

posted by Waterwhip

Ari awoke that morning to the beautiful sunlight pouring in from the window in front of her bed. She yawned and noticed she still was in her MJ camisa and jeans. She had fallen asleep last night while she was thinking. She held the rose tightly in her hands still though. It was so pretty it gave her hope that maybe one dia she would fulfill her long lost dream of meeting Michael Jackson. Perhaps in heaven. She put on her shoes she had painted MJ onto and grabbed her wand. She got up and grabbed a green basket and headed back down the hallways and down the steep stairways. On her way out she...

My topo, início 5 favorito HP Characters!

posted by DracoLuver

link

Ugh! I wrote a giant answer and then copied it just in case it was too long. Anyway, I found out that it was so I decided I'd link an article. I decided to link the pergunta in the article, and then i realized my stupid mistake - I hadn't copied my answer on something else, so it was deleted. Here I go again!

5.) My fifth favorito character is Luna. I like how she has individuality. She's not afraid to be herself, no matter what everyone else says. People make fun of her, yet she doesn't have a big problem with it. That teaches us all that it's okay to be different rather then blending...

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Hogwarts House Test

posted by emilyroxx

Found this in the Harry Potter spot. :D
Credit: alisonfaith297

Gryffindor:
[] You are loud.
[] You like(d) going to school to see your friends.
[] You’ve had mais than a couple detentions.
[] You always have something to do on the weekends.
[] You like to be the center of attention.
[] You get above average grades in school.
[] You’ve been called bossy before.
[] You’re a bit of a daredevil/you like an adrenaline rush.
[] You are athletic.
[] You are one of the best players on your team.
[] You would do anything for your loved ones.
[] You like the colour red.
[] Your favorito class is Transfiguration...

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The BiggerBlog Project, List, Rules, and Details.

posted by MrsPadfoot

The BiggerBlog Project- I've recently watched a lot of vlogbrothers and 5AG videos, which inspired me a bit. We have a family blog, but it hasn't been used all that much. Why not change that?

The idea is that every day, a different Biggerstaff will post on the blog, about anything they want. This is a whole new way to grow closer as a family and it offers a place other than fanpop for us. Several people have signed up, and i have organized a list of who is going to post when for a two week trial period.

Wednesday, May 11th- Tonks

Thursday, May 12th- Emmy/Malloy

Friday, May 13th- GD

Saturday, May...

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For the Harry Potter Generation

posted by emilyroxx

Dear Mr. Potter,
You have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry..."
One sentence to change millions of lives, to begin a decade...

"Harry Potter...the boy who lived...come to die..."
One sentence to end
-an era
-a lifetime
...everything.

"The stories we amor best do live in us forever; whether you come back por page, or por the big screen, Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home."
...One sentence, to bring it all back.

Re-post if you will stick with Harry, until the very end. Until the spines of your books are weakened and the pages are falling out, until you're 80 years...

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The Biggerstaffs Chapter 2 Angelica Oher

posted by Waterwhip

Angelica bounded through the trees, fighting to stay calm. It was so weird to not be in such a controlled enviornment and be so free out there. She was from a formal british family. The kind of family that kept you behind invisible bars por controlling your world but in the end nobody can control your feelings. Angelica had ran away from the constant horror of her old life. She was tired of being her parent's slave. She was tired of being a doll. They dressed her up in tight dresses that could choke you since she could remember. Now, she wasnt in a tight dress. Instead she wore a MJ t-shirt...

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My family's issues about homosexual people.

posted by _naiza

I think you all know I am a Christian. I've been raised that way, that's my religion.
The Holy Bible says that sexual intercourse without being married or with the same sex is forbidden. We all know what that means.

Most of the people I know use the Holy Bible argument to diss homosexual people. My family does that. And I feel disgusted everytime I hear them talk about it. I heard one of my relatives say: "I'm proud of being homophobic". thousands of times. Where is the "love thy neighbor" thing? Huh?

Of the people I admire, three of them are homosesuals (link, link, and link); and for liking...

A Remus/Hermione fanfic

posted by IzzyOzera

I woke up and looked around realising where I was. Oh God! How on earth did I get here? “Hermione?” I heard a voice in the cama seguinte to me, I turned around and saw Professor Lupin! “What are you doing here?” he whispered.
“I was about to ask you the same thing!” I replied
“This is my room I’m supposed to be here, you on the other hand are not”
“Well I’m not sure how I got here” I then realised I was naked and my clothes where lying on the floor. I tried to grab them but fell out of bed. I jumped up, grabbed my clothes and ran into the bathroom. I tried to get dressed...

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Best Urban Dictionary Definitions Part 1

posted by simpleplan

I am bored yet again. So I desided to make this artical thingy. If you guys want mais just let me know. X3

Pokemon: A disease that started in Tokyo. It first infected Gameboys in Japão in 1995. Then in 1998 the disease infected Gameboys in America. Soon channel WB11 was infected too, and now Cartoon Network. The ever-so-popular "Gameboy Advance" systems got infected in 2002, and still is. In 1999 the disease started spreading via cardboard aka "Pokemon Trading Card Game". "Nintendo 64" and "Nintendo Gamecube" are infected too. The disease is also spreading via plastic and metal in the toy isles...

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50 Things to Do During An Exam When Your Going To Fail Anyway

posted by emilyroxx

50 Things to Do During An Exam When Your Going To Fail Anyway

1.Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutos early.

2.Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!"

3.If it is a math / science exam, answer in essay Form. If it is long answer / essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol.

4.Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.

5.Talk the entire way through...

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The Biggerstaffs Chapter 1 The Beginning

posted by Waterwhip

There once was small village full of people. These people were suspicous and only wanted to be completely normal. The town was surrounded por forest but nobody went in. Why? Because stange things tended to happen there. Once there was a man who got curious about what was going on, he went in. He did not come out. This lead people to think of witchcraft and black magic. The town full of people very quickly became less and less untill there was hardly a soul there.

Meanwhile, 3 ladies named Matty, Cissy, and Emmy Biggerstaff were in the forest planning what they would do next. These ladies were...

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18 Fun ways to annoy or generally freak out public bathroom stallmates.

posted by KateKicksAss

Credit:link, who said she found it online, :P

1. Stick your open palm under the stall mural and ask your neighbor, “May I borrow a highlighter?”

2. Say, “Uh oh, I knew I shouldn’t have put my lips on that.”

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4. Say, "Damn, this water's cold!"

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh sh*t, my glass eye!!"

6. Say, "Hmm, I've never seen that color before,. . ."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 segundos and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.

8. Say, “Now,...

Justice and Revelations Chapter 10

posted by hsmgirl14a

Caitlin started to eat her strips of bacon, pancakes, eggs, and fruit. Halfway through the meal she was talking with George about a few pranks that she had been thinking of playing on McGonagall and Snape at the beginning of the school ano when she felt a cold piece of egg fly at the side of her face. She turned her head to see fred figglehorn grinning at her and in his hand was what he used to fling the eggs at her. She smirked and secretly threw a piece of frutas at him. She sighed as a comida fight was started and a bunch of comida was thrown across the room hitting fred figglehorn and the Weasley kids as well as...

Lottie's Destiny -- (c) 12-year-old Malloy ;)

posted by lucius_malloy

I looked at the piece of paper in my hand. I had found it on my escrivaninha, mesa this morning. It wasn’t my handwriting, or mum’s, or even Immie’s. All it said was: Lottie--to find your destiny, go to 13 Loophole Way. Secretly, I thought it was my father’s handwriting. He passed away last year, when I was 13. At breakfast, I casually mentioned this to mum. This was the reaction I got:
“Charlotte Irene Endale! Your father is- your father is- is dead. He would not-could not leave you a note in the middle of the night!” I could see the tears in her eyes so I said “Bye, mum! Have a nice day!”...

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The haunted toilet in the girls bathroom

posted by zanhar1

A story I wrote when I was five, copied here word for word, spelling mistakes nag grammar errors kept lol. I found it while cleaning my room...

Cataya ran out of the stall, "the tolit is hunted." everyone laugfed "Its true", "run for your lives." The janitor ran in "was it the ghost or the tolit" "Both." Cataya exclaimed. "The ghost was gree with sharp teeth." "The tolit was laranja wuth razor sharp teeth and it always yelled I'm the toilinator!"

Cataya was angry her classmates didn't belive her her teachers, even her parents didn't belive her. Only Jakin sino Joans the janitor did belive. The...