Biggerstaff Family Article: My funnest Omegle Convo.

posted by DracoLuver

You're now chatting with a aleatório stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey
You: Yo
Stranger: howdy
You: Bonjour
Stranger: sup
You: Hola :p
You: DO YOU LIKE POPCORN
Stranger: YES
You: WITH OR WITHOUT BUTTER?
Stranger: so whats up?
You: D: Nothing, watching basetball
You: Basketball*
Stranger: fun.
You: YES, IT IS
You: Have you watched Harry Potter?
Stranger: which one?
You: Any of them
Stranger: yes.
You: Do you know any of the spells?
You: Did you know, Voldemort doesn't have a nose because of plastic surgery :O
Stranger: no, its been a while since ive watched any of them.
You: D:
Stranger: sorry.
You: TEAM JACOBBBBBB
Stranger: eww
You: GO TWITLIGHT
You: :P :P
Stranger: yes. Twit describes it all.
You: Or Tiolet! I amor making fun of it
Stranger: same here.
You: Reaaaly? :o
You: you're like my soul-mate
You: GO SPAKLE-PYRESS
Stranger: im a guy.
You: I'm a girl?
You: lol
You: WAIT
Stranger: oh cool.
You: YOU THOUGHT I WAS A GUY
You: :O
Stranger: i wasnt sure?
You: Oh, okay! We'll just assume I'm Bigfoot
Stranger: so bigfoot is a chick?
You: I'm not sure - I think he/she/it is undecided
Stranger: ah.
You: There should be a show trying to figure out it's gender
You: :D :D
Stranger: lol.
You: I'm weird, I know
Stranger: I am too.
You: Okay, so .. did you know, the world was suppose to end like two weeks ago
You: REALLY? :O AWESOME
Stranger: yes, and yes. :)
You: Well, so basically, we're all alive. crazzzy, so now we're gonna die on Oct. 27
Stranger: ikr.
You: Oh yus! Can't wait! :P :P
You: EW, okay, so do you like Jersey Shore?
Stranger: same here.
You: :P
Stranger: nope.
You: GOOD
You: it sucks
Stranger: lol. Where ya from?
You: I like Spongebob <3
You: Narnia
Stranger: cool, and spongebob is alright.
Stranger: how old are ya?
You: I'm a vampire, so .. I don't know. maybe 105
Stranger: haha. so your 10?
You: what?
You: NO! 1-0-5
You: not 10
Stranger: 10.5? haha.
You: lol! no, I'm a teeny-bopper thing
Stranger: wha?
You: TEEN
Stranger: same.
Stranger: haha jeez.
You: I like the caps button
Stranger: i don't/
You: IT'S SO COOL CAUSE THE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD IS YELLING
You: oh, did I scare you with it D:
Stranger: no.
You: okay, good
You: have you listened to "My Jeans"
Stranger: nope.
You: The lyric is like: "ABC 123, that girl wears her jeans like me!"
You: cool huh
You: xD
You: Am I boring you? ):
Stranger: wow, and no, I just wish I could get to know mais about you.
You: Oh, I'm being an idiot
You: ask awayy stranger
You: Can I call you Bob?
Stranger: I'm Jack.
You: I'M JILL
You: no, I'm joking
Stranger: well, let's start with your name.
You: A-s-h-l-e-y
Stranger: nice.
You: :D :D
You: but still, I like the name Bob or Jim-Bob
Stranger: but that's not my name. :(
You: D: D:
You: JAAACK
You: Jack and Jill went up the hill
Stranger: wat.
You: idk
You: you said Jack
You: goosssh
Stranger: so how old are you really?
Stranger: :(
You: a young teen, 13
Stranger: if only u were a little older.
Stranger: im 16.
You: :o
You: you are oooolddd
You: just kidding
Stranger: ikr.
Stranger: i ammmmmm.
You: okay, what kind of biscoitos, cookies do you liek
Stranger: chocolate chip?
You: ME TOO
You: :O
Stranger: kinda hyper.
Stranger: for almost 12AM.
You: : DDD
You: I'm always hyper!
Stranger: I might go in a bit.
You: oh, I have to go too
Stranger: I got exams tomorrow.
You: :O
Stranger: last dia of skool.
You: good luck with them
Stranger: damnke.
Stranger: *damnke
Stranger: *danke
You: Anywaaaay, I have to go
You: Funnest convo on Omegle! you're awesome dude
You: byee
Stranger: thanks. Bye.

GemonkDruid You do know that for all you know, he could be a pedophile? :D A very amusing one.

DracoLuver I wasn't going to tell him anything personal

GemonkDruid And yet you still did ;]

DracoLuver I told my age and name, but it's a bit hard to track down since many people share my name and an age can't pin-point anything.

5 Reasons Why I Suck at composição literária

posted by VampiresRevenge

I realize that this looks like a link article, which is sort of intentional, but not really. mais like, I came up with the idea and realized that Cracked may or may not have inspired me.

Anyway, I thought of composição literária this last night before I fell asleep, so now I feel like I need to write it. It's mainly me rambling about... you guessed it! How I suck at writing. Though, it's not really sucking, it's just mais the fact that I hate composição literária anything from artigos like this to papers for school to even the smallest comments. It's even weird for me how much I cringe when I write something and then...

30 dia Biggerstaff Challenge-Bad Idea-Please Read Now!

posted by AnonyStaff

Okay. I'm a Biggerstaff. And I made an Anon account because I just needed to say some thigns that can't be said as myself. And this account is open for any Biggerstaff to use-the password is the same as the one for the original Anon account.

Okay, I'd just like to say something about the "30-Day Biggerstaff Challenge" that someone came up with.

I honestly think that's a bad idea. I mean, that's basically like playing favoritos among the Biggerstaffs.

For instance, people who aren't picked for some challenge item might get upset/be wondering, "I'm friends with that person..why didn't they pick...

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"In the Arena", a Hunger Games poem

posted by AllyAM

I wrote this for class :D hope you like it!

In the Arena,
Two rules,
Stay alive
No cannibalism.

In the Arena,
24 tributes,
To the death,
One survivor.

In the Arena,
They called for her,
I volunteered,
To save Prim's life.

In the Arena,
She took my arrows,
Arrows are life,
My arrows.

In the Arena,
He said he'd kill me,
Would Peeta do that
To me?

In the Arena,
A cannon,
mais kills,
My kills?

In the Arena,
I find him,
Dying,
seguinte to me.

In the Arena,
I saved him,
Together,
We'll survive.

I the Arena,
He told me,
I amor you,
I lied.

In the Arena,
No one really
Comes out
Alive.

In the Arena,
They came
to tear us
to pieces.

In the Arena,
The berries
Saved us,
In the end.

In the Arena,
We lived,
But what
was the cost?

Reviews, please?

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"Just trying to diffuse the tension" - fred figglehorn figglehorn Weasley Part two

posted by simpleplan

Funny frases :3

1. Last night I lay in cama looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

2. The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

3. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

4. "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

5. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

6. After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo...

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My BS English story for this novel we were leitura and I got full marks

posted by GemonkDruid

This is for alface aka Fen aka my so-called lover -__-

Story:

Eulogy for Istar:

Dere many tings I ken sab ‘bout Istar. Istar was good sista, an good amigo. She na bad performer as well, but die working on los altos, on da platform. Heahs how dess passed: she skeerd por los altos, she dizzy an fell in de arena, an die, as Istar’s sista Mariam sab. Na I feel all lone coz of she dess. I hope ya all feel triste an all lone too.

Istar dead coz Hyd an Peter sab she perform borin on de flar. I don tink she boring. I tink she interesting. I tink she wicked performer. She spik saft an she dress an...

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My topo, início 10 favorito Punk Bands.

posted by Fenrir

So I thought I should post this artigo here because no one ever visits the Punk spot :P I hope that's okay with the rest of you? I'm sure it is. Most of you seem to like punk so...here I go!

This artigo is just MY opinion. Don't take it so literal. And don't be hurt if you see one of your bands in a low position...or just not on here :P

10. A dia To Remember

In recent years punk seems to have shifted from skater to hardcore. (I'm mais of a fã of patim, skate punk myself) But out of all of the modern metalcore bands I have to say A dia To Remember is the best. So here they are at number 10.

9. Weezer...

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The Official and Complete Biggerstaff Playlist

posted by lucius_malloy

So this is the Biggerstaff playlist I made. It's titled 'BIGGERSTAFF<3 :) x' and the ':) x' part is specifically shoved in there for Accio's sake, since she's always shoving it in everywhere. It only has artists, because I CBA write down all the albums and stuffs. It's basically the list Gemmy gave me with various people's other awesome others added in (comment and I'll add yours)... enjoy!

30 segundos to Mars
The Academy Is...
All-American Rejects
Amber Pacific
Avril Lavigne
Bowling For Soup
Boys Like Girls
Cobra Starship
Cute Is What We Aim For
Darren Freaking Criss
Escape The Fate
Evanescence
Fall...

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Look! I made a rant!

posted by emilyroxx

This was a rant I wrote in response to some homphobes on a very long comment thread. Their arguments went on for awhile, and I was too lazy to read them all, so I just decided to pwn them all at once. Enjoy! :)

2,000 years ago, the population was low, infant and child mortality rates were high, and death rates were high. The average lifespan was 30. For a man. For a woman, it was even lower due to deaths in childbirth. In order to keep the population up for the species to survive everyone had to have as many bebês as possible, therefore, being gay (in the specific part of the world that the...

What the coração wants sequel to Justice and Revelations Chapter 1

posted by hsmgirl14a

It was the dia of the big and grand party for the natal holidays almost a mês early. Caitlin Black had been able to convince Albus Dumbledore to let her and her friends go início early for the holidays. Their schoolwork and all were going to be sent por the owls and Caitlin had her uncle to help her if she did not get something. It had been a few years since her and George had gotten together. She was still happily in amor with him. They played pranks and had so much fun together at school. They had fights like regular couples did. One of their fights caused Caitlin to have to go to the...

Why Fate Hates Me

posted by emilyroxx

Okay, so no geral, global I had a pretty okay-ish dia today. Nothing too good, and nothing too terrible. Except for my stupid-ass friend who, in his attempt to play a practical joke on me, accidentally deleted my entire English essay that I’d been working on for two weeks and is due tomorrow.
But that isn’t the worst of it, oh no.
The weather forecast predicted there’d be a slight chance of light rain, so I figured that it would be okay to ride my bike. So an hora ago, a bit before school let out, I looked out the window and saw that it was indeed lightly raining. Okay, a little setback in my two...

2

a really shitty and spur-of-the-moment short story ^^

posted by lucius_malloy

It's not so bad when I'm alone, the constant buzzing. The voices dim to a faint hum in the background. If I'm alone in the building, I can almost taste the silence that resides just out of my grasp.
Sweet, blessed silence. I haven't heard it for years now, not since Dad died, and I'm pretty sure I'd give anything just to hear it again. Anything, anyone -- just tell where to deposit them, God, and they're all yours. Just give me silence again.

It all starterpd four years ago, when my dad died in that freak accident. I was 13 then, and didn't quite get it. One dia Dad was there and my head was...

Justice and revelations Chapter 2

posted by hsmgirl14a

The sun came through the window of the Gryffindor girl’s dorm room forcing the occupants of the room to either wake up or pull a travesseiro over their head and fall back asleep.The only other person in the room besides Caitlin and Hermione was Ron's sister Ginny. She woke up her eyes were fixed on her friend Hermione as the events of the anterior night came rushing back to her at full speed. When she came back from the Azkaban prison she had told her friends about what had happened last night. They were surprised at the story that she had told them but none the less they still supported her in...

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Lord Voldemort Takes a facebook Survey

posted by KateKicksAss

Credit: link. I didn't write it myself.

"I like taking pointless facebook surveys as much as the seguinte person. But, since they’re mostly about kissing, I started to wonder how someone completely incapable of feeling amor might handle such things. So I just had to tag my good pal Lord Voldemort in my most recent survey. Here's what he had to say:

Was your last kiss standing up, sitting down, or lying down?
The only kiss I believe in is the Dementor's kiss, and as I have very little soul remaining in my withered husk of a body, one would have little effect on me.

Whose cama were you on last?
Nagini's,...

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Songs Travis Should Sing, but Prolly won't, coz he's chicken ;]

posted by GemonkDruid

;]]]]]] I was bored. And please, no Femonk/Travtina comments.

1. Helena por MCR

Because 2 people already covered it and it's full of win.

2. Girlfriend por Avril Lavigne

I always find it funny when guys sing it. xD Especially the "Hell yeah, I'm the motherfucking princess!"

3. 17 por Jet

Coz he is... 17, I mean. :p

4. NYAN CAT song

He knows all the lyrics. ;]]]

5. Waiting por Green dia (or any of the songs off Warning)

Because I am currently addicted to the song.

6. Destroya por MCR

I am a perv ;]

7. Baby por Justin Bieber

Coz he lied to us all about doing it.

8. Addicted por Simple Plan

Becauseeeee... I dunno. lol

9. I Wanna Be Sedated por The Ramones

Because... it rocks.

10. Sing por MCR

Appropriate, isn't it?

11. a redneck country song

lol I dunno any, but it'll be funneh if he does.

12. Time to Dance por Panic!

Because I said so.

Oh, Martina (For Gemonk's Belated Birthday)

posted by VampiresRevenge

My other gift was going to suck balls, so I decided to dick around and rewrite the lyrics of My Wena. :P (I hope the pun made sense lol)

Her name's Martina
Hey, have you seen her
Flirting with her crush named "Travis"
She gets so angry
But really flattered
When someone says she could be a Mrs.

She has many fanpop frieeeeends
She's a friend to the end

Martina is lonely tonight
She's cries when someone is offline
She's only happy when they say that they might
Stay onliiiiine
Just a little bit longer

GemonkDruid
That is her other name
And no one knows the meaning (*I do* :P)
She loves "U MAD BRO?"
And also "Y...

Three Cheers for Sweet VampiresRevenge

posted by VampiresRevenge

Again, as an original Biggerstaff, I decided to copy yet another artigo idea.

This is about me, myself, and I. Yes, there are three different people, hence the fact that only three people are cheering for me. That's kind of sad, actually.

And I have no clue how to start this article.

TROUBLE LOVES MEEEE
WALKS BESIDE MEEEE
TO CHIDE MEEEE
NOT TO GUIDE MEEEE
IT'S STIIIILL MUCH MORE
THAN YOU'LL DOOOO

(Morrissey, bitches.)

Now that that's out of the way...

Who I Am:
- I am female, but it the Biggerstaff family I'm a male.
- RL name: Mary
- Biggerstaff name: Marion (creepy uncle ftw)
- I live in the U.S. and that's...

My Depressed Story

posted by Waterwhip

I sat their in my room staring outside the window with wet eyes from the forever falling tears. The tears pour out of my eyes, one por one, and slipped down my cheek to land on my black skinny jeans. I remembered how 2 years atrás on that day, I had woken up carefree, happy, and, overall, free. This morning I had woken up depressed and frightened out of my wits. But yet, I woke up determined as I always had.

Years atrás I had always wearing bright as cores with my hair pulled back into a pony-tail. But lately things had been changing drastically. My black-brown hair hung in front of my face to hide...

My favorito Shows (a.k.a. Mary is Bored / A Copycat)

posted by VampiresRevenge

1. Criminal Minds
Description: A section of the FBI, called the Behavioral Analysis Unit (or BAU), perfil criminals to solve crimes. A lot of psychology + crime solving = happy Mary.
How I Found It: My bro recommended it.
High Point: Spencer Reid and all of his nerdiness/adorableness. (Nerdiness isn't a word?! Stupid dictionary... Anyway, he's nerdy).
Low Point: JJ and Prentiss getting cut from the show. CBS, I hate you.
Favorite Character: Spencer Reid, like you couldn't tell.
Least favorito Character: I would say Seaver, but I kind of stopped watching after JJ and Prentiss left, and I only saw...

What is on TV Exactly that Catches Dark's Eye?

posted by xDark_Angelx

Really wish I could come up with a mais clever title, but that'll do...I guess. ^^

Looks like a bug's been caught, and now I'm giving it a go! :D Anyway, I’m really picky on what shows I really like to watch, but whatever I like, most of the time it’ll be comedy. So I don’t have ten shows to love, but five could work. Actually, this won’t be in any order whatsoever. I’m only going to put my five favorito shows in aleatório symbols, but I don’t have an absolute favorito show out of these anyway.

%) Modern Family
Description: A mockumentary focusing on three families, related in some way....

What the hell does Gred watch anyways?

posted by Gred_and_Forge

So I got the idea from Lunalovely who got the idea from GD. Basically it's a listing of my favorito shows. I think it's a good idea to write one, and just like Luna said, help each other get to know each other better. Some shows are quite obvious that I like (if you talk to me a lot, you already know lol). Anywho, here goes my attempt at composição literária my second artigo ever. Let the hilarity ensue.

10. Nikita
Description: Bad bunda girl who got away from The Division because she couldn't stand it anymore. She helps another girl (Alex) get back in there so they can take the organization down while fighting...