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posted by isabelle_905
Great email.

A TRUE BOYFRIEND

When she walks away from you mad:
Follow her.

When she stares at your mouth:
Kiss her.

When she pushes you or hit's you:
Grab her and don’t let go.

When she starts cussing at you:
Kiss her and tell her you amor her.

When she's quiet:
Ask her what’s wrong.

When she ignores you:
Give her your attention.

When she pulls away:
Pull her back.

When you see her at her worst:
Tell her she's beautiful.

When you see her start crying:
Just hold her and don’t say a word.

When you see her walking:
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind.

When she's scared:
Protect her.

When she lays her head on your shoulder:
Tilt her head up and kiss her.

When she steals your favourite shirt:
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night.

When she teases you:
Tease her back and make her laugh.

When she doesn’t answer for a long time:
Reassure her that everything is okay.

When she looks at you with doubt:
Back yourself up.

When she says that she like's you:
She really does mais than you could understand.

When she grabs at your hands:
Hold hers and play with her fingers.

When she bumps into you:
Bump into her back and make her laugh.

When she tells you a secret:
Keep it seguro and untold.

When she looks at you in your eyes:
Don’t look away until she does.

When she misses you:
She's hurting inside.

When you break her heart:
The pain never really goes away.

When she says its over:
She still wants you to be hers.

When she reposts this bulletin:
She wants you to read it.

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GUYS:

If you amor her, don't cheat on her.

Treat her like a person and not something to show off.

Grab her neck when you kiss her, it's a real turn on.

Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything.

If she doesn’t call you it’s because she’s waiting for you to call her.

Never cheat on her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you.

When she's mad: hug her tight and don't let go.

When she says she's ok: don’t believe it, talk with her - because 10 years later she'll remember you.

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you amor her.

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up.

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

Tease her and let her tease you back.

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

Watch her favorito movie with her or her favorito show even if you think its stupid.

Give her the world.

Let her wear your clothes.

When she's bored and sad: hang out with her.

Let her know she's important.

kiss her in the pouring rain.

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is:
"Who's bunda am I kicking babe?"


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Guys post as: "I'd be this boyfriend."
Girls post as: "a true boyfriend."

* No one can be the perfect boyfriend but as
long as you treat her right and remind her how
much you amor her and be your best, we amor it.
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From an email I got.



TAKING A WOMAN TO cama

What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?

At 8 -- You take her to cama and tell her a story.

At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 -- You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 -- You stay in cama to avoid her story.

At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!

At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???
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posted by isabelle_905
Emails.

Guy/Girl

HOW TO TELL IF GUYS LIKE GIRLS:

1. The guy will be nice to you.
2. He will tell you that you did well, even if you did horrible.
3. He might make fun of you.
4. He’ll want to be your friend.
5. He might compliment you on your hair, even if you wear it that way every day.
6. He'll stick up for you.
7. He will start hanging out with your friends.
8. He'll flirt with you.
9. He’ll call you for no good reason.
10. He'll make eye contact with a happy grin on his face.

HOW TO TELL IF GIRLS LIKE GUYS:

1. They always talk about the different varieties or guys.
2. They stare at you with a smile...
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