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Here’s another email guys! lol Enjoy!!

A Spanish Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. "House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa." "Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz."

A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher dividido, dividir the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computadora"), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.


(THIS GETS BETTER!)

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ("el computador"), because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.


The women won.
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1) Elizabeth Taylor
2) Keeley hazel
3) Kate beckinsale
4) Tricia helfer
5) Monica belluci

There are many beautiful women in the world. This is simply a celebration of some of my favourites. Obviously not every stunner is on this list and if you have any others you prefer please but them in the comments.
 1) Elizabeth taylor was a sex symbol for a reason. She is strikingly beautiful, beyond descrição the fotografia speaks for itself. Personally I find her famous tolet, violet eyes hypnotic and enthralling as if she is staring into my soul.
1) Elizabeth taylor was a sex symbol for a reason. She is strikingly beautiful, beyond description the photo speaks for itself. Personally I find her famous violet eyes hypnotic and enthralling as if she is staring into my soul.
 1) Keeley hazell is a extremely successful british glamour model. Aside from her ample bosom and voluptuous physique she is also especially gorgeous.
1) Keeley hazell is a extremely successful british glamour model. Aside from her ample bosom and voluptuous physique she is also especially gorgeous.
 3) Kate beckinsale is a absolutly stunning english actress. She is why the word charming exists. Not only does she have a very sexy and eloquent accent but she has a smile that could melt the coldest heart.
3) Kate beckinsale is a absolutly stunning english actress. She is why the word charming exists. Not only does she have a very sexy and eloquent accent but she has a smile that could melt the coldest heart.
 5) Tricia helfer. When I first sore her on battlestar galactica my jaw hit the floor. She is so elegent and gracile like a godess. The Canadian hottie has worn many hair colours but my favourite is platinum blonde.
5) Tricia helfer. When I first sore her on battlestar galactica my jaw hit the floor. She is so elegent and gracile like a godess. The Canadian hottie has worn many hair colours but my favourite is platinum blonde.
 5) Monica belluci is quite simply a walking male fanatasy. Not only is she a classy Italian actress but lets face it; she's so hot the screen is smuldering.
5) Monica belluci is quite simply a walking male fanatasy. Not only is she a classy Italian actress but lets face it; she's so hot the screen is smuldering.