From an email I got.
Rules for Men
1) Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten por his fellow partygoers.
2) Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
3) Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
4) If you've known a guy for mais than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless you actually marry her.
5) Complaining about the brand of free cerveja in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. Gripe at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
6) When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.
7) It is permissible to have a fruity chick drink only when you're sunning on a tropical de praia, praia ... and it's delivered por a topless supermodel ... and it's free.
8) friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
9) If a man's zipper is down, that's his problem -- you didn't see nothin'.
10) Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a buffalo wing clean.
11) You must offer heartfelt and public condolences over the death of a girlfriend's cat, even if it was you who secretly set it on fogo and threw it into a ceiling fan.
12) If you complement a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.
13) Phrases that may not be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
i) Yeah, Baby, Push it!
ii) C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
iii) Another set and we can hit the showers!
iv) Nice butt. Are you a Sagittarius?
14) Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.
Rules for Men
1) Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten por his fellow partygoers.
2) Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
3) Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
4) If you've known a guy for mais than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless you actually marry her.
5) Complaining about the brand of free cerveja in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. Gripe at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
6) When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.
7) It is permissible to have a fruity chick drink only when you're sunning on a tropical de praia, praia ... and it's delivered por a topless supermodel ... and it's free.
8) friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
9) If a man's zipper is down, that's his problem -- you didn't see nothin'.
10) Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a buffalo wing clean.
11) You must offer heartfelt and public condolences over the death of a girlfriend's cat, even if it was you who secretly set it on fogo and threw it into a ceiling fan.
12) If you complement a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.
13) Phrases that may not be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
i) Yeah, Baby, Push it!
ii) C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
iii) Another set and we can hit the showers!
iv) Nice butt. Are you a Sagittarius?
14) Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.
