I know what your thinking what's Barney been drinking that girl was smoking hot and yes I could have nailed her but no it's not a failure 'cause there's 1 thing she is not to score a ten would be just fine i'd rather be dressed to the nines it's a truth you can't refute,
nothing suits me like a suit

Imagine a world were all the boys and girls are impeccably well dressed,
that delivery guy in the jaqueta and tie that cachorro, filhote de cachorro in the double breast,
that eighties dude with mutton chops that baby with a lollipop,
that lady cop who's kinda cute,
nothing suits me like a suit,

Wing-man I can wear (suits) there...

I guess you would classify this as a fanfic,it's an original poem titled, "Fate". I had randomly came up w/this poem and i realized that after the 1st 3 lines it was perfect for these two. So, here it is.
(ps:i'd really appriciate comments,critism is welcome& somethings arent captialized just b/c i like them that way)

"Fate"

isn’t it ironic, yeah how we both live in a world of gin, gim and tonic yeah.
This is just perfect, you and me.
We don’t need to feel any better.
We don’t need some secret Scarlet Letter.
But how luscious the sweet smell of temptation is.
If I jump off the bridge will...