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Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*
Signal Pony: *Turns signal green*
Hawkeye: *Drives train out of the station.*

Also starring Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Percy, Jeff, Ike, Mike, Nicole, Stephanie, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Nikki West from Jade_23

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Meadow West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 92: Fallen Idol
Date: January 20, 1960
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:59 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye was feeling sick after delivering a freight train. He went início early. Pete called Percy into his office.

Percy: *Walks into Pete's office* What can I do for you sir?
Pete: Hawkeye came to see me, and isn't feeling well. He just got back from delivering a short freight train, but his seguinte job is to drive The City Of St. Foalis into St. Foalis.
Percy: Uh, I'm confused.
Pete: About what?
Percy: Why am I driving a city into itself?
Pete: The City Of St. Foalis is one of our express trains. Drive it eastbound until you get to a station por the Gateway Arch.
Percy: Where is the gateway arch?
Pete: Never mind, Stylo will help you out.

Percy walked onto the station platform, and saw Stylo stopping a train right seguinte to the platform.

Stylo: Where is Hawkeye?
Percy: Sick. I'm taking over for him.
Stylo: Alright, climb aboard.
Percy: *Gets onto the train*
Stylo: *Sees the signal, still at red*
Conductor: *Using a radio at the end of the train to talk to Stylo* All aboard.
Stylo: Signal is still red. *Sees it turn green* It's green. We're going. *Drives the train*

90 segundos later, they started going up Archer Hill.

Percy: Why do they call this Archer Hill?
Stylo: No idea.
Percy: *Looks at the tracks on the left side of their train* Those rails seem to keep bending. I hope me, and Jeff get assigned to repairing that track soon.
Stylo: I'm sure Pete will get somepony to repair them.
Ike: *Driving a freight train. He goes too fast, and on a bad part of track, the rails go up, making his train go airborne*
Percy: *Sees the train* Look out!!! *Pushes Stylo out of the train*
Stylo: *Lands on the ground, and sees Ike's train crash into Percy's train* PERCY!!! *Moves back so he won't get hit por the debris from the train crash* Percy, can you hear me?!!? *Runs to the train*

Date: January 21, 1960
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 6:57 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Orion was inside his car talking to Hawkeye in the parking lot of the train station. The driver side door of Orion's car was open, and in the o espaço where Nikki was trying to park her car.

Orion: So, how are you feeling now?
Hawkeye: Better.
Nikki: *Stares at Orion, and Hawkeye, and honks the horn on her car three times*
Hawkeye: *Cannot see Nikki inside the car* Who is that?
Orion: Don't know, just ignore 'em. Anyway-
Nikki: *Honks the horn five mais times*
Orion: *Looks at Nikki's car* Ah, stick that horn up your ass!
Nikki: *Gets out of the car* Excuse me?
Hawkeye: Oh, Nikki. We couldn't see you inside your car. Orion, close your door.
Orion: *Gets out of his car, and closes the door*
Pete: *Walks out of the station* Who was honking their horn?
Nikki: I was. Orion, and Hawkeye were in my parking space.
Pete: Pierce, you feeling better?
Hawkeye: Yes.
Pete: I have bad news for you. Yesterday, Percy, and Stylo got involved in a train crash with Ike.
Orion: Are they okay?
Pete: Ike is dead unfortunately, but thanks to Percy, Stylo is fine.
Hawkeye: What about Percy?
Pete: He's in the hospital. Three of his legs got broken, and he lost a lot of blood.
Hawkeye: I wanna see him at the hospital.
Pete: You gotta do your job Pierce. We'll see him together at the hospital.

Twelve hours, and eight minutos later.

Percy: *In the hospital when he sees Hawkeye arrive with Pete, Nikki, Orion, Metal Gloss, Stylo, Jeff, and Stephanie* oi guys.
Orion: Pete told me about how you saved Stylo's life.
Stylo: I never got a chance to thank you.
Percy: It was nothing really.
Stylo: Nothing? We could have died.
Percy: Just like Ike. The doctor told me.
Hawkeye: *Feeling sad, and walks out of the room*
Metal Gloss: *Follows Hawkeye* What's wrong?
Hawkeye: Percy. Thanks to me, he's in there.
Metal Gloss: It wasn't your fault.
Hawkeye: Like hell it wasn't. If I didn't get sick, he wouldn't be in this mess.
Metal Gloss: It was just an accident.
Hawkeye: I don't care! Thanks to me, he's badly injured, and I don't know if he'll survive.
Metal Gloss: You can't blame yourself. I just want you to know that. Now come on, let's get back in there. *Walks back into the room with Hawkeye*
Percy: Where did you two go?
Hawkeye: Uh nowhere. We had to talk about uh, taxes for our house.
Pete: Now Percy, as you probably know, we're all very busy, but we'll visit you when we can. Right guys?
Others: Right.

Date: January 22, 1960
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:52 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye: *Sitting por the tracks on Archer colina with a resfriador, refrigerador full of beer, watching trains pass him* Here's to you Percy. *Grabs a bottle of beer, smashes the topo, início open, and drinks out of it* I don't know if you'll survive or not, but I really hope you do. *Grabs another cerveja bottle, smashes the topo, início of that one open, and drinks out of it*

seguinte morning at the train station, Pete walked into his office at 6:55 AM.

Pete: *Sees Hawkeye sleeping on his desk* Pierce!
Hawkeye: *Wakes up, and gets off the desk* Yes?
Pete: How did you get into my office?
Hawkeye: You left the door unlocked.
Pete: Why did you lock yourself in here?
Hawkeye: I needed a place to sleep.
Pete: What's wrong with your home?
Hawkeye: Too far away. *Walks out of the office, and walks to the train yard*

Hawkeye's first job for the dia was to drive a freight train to Denver with Mirage. No one knew that Hawkeye was drunk from all of the beers he drank last night.

Hawkeye: *Starts to feel queasy* I have to get out.
Mirage: What for?
Hawkeye: *Getting ready to throw up*
Mirage: Sorry I asked. *Stops the train*
Hawkeye: *Gets out, and vomits*
Mirage: Forgive me for asking, but are you drunk?
Hawkeye: Uh.... maybe? I forgot to study for that.
Mirage: *Gets on the radio* Train 923, we stopped on the mainline, the engineer is drunk.
Snowflake: Drunk? Who?
Mirage: Hawkeye.
Snowflake: *Shocked* Are you sure it's him?
Mirage: I'm staring right at him, and it's not a pretty sight!!
Hawkeye: *Angry at Mirage* I may not be the Mona Lisa, but I got good locks!
Mirage: You mean looks!
Hawkeye: That's what I said you Ford loving son of a bitch!
Mirage: I don't even own a Ford.
Hawkeye: eh, up yours. *Walks away*

At the station, Pete saw Hawkeye walking towards him.

Pete: Pierce, what's going on?
Hawkeye: Going on what? I don't see anything on anything.
Pete: Are you drunk?
Hawkeye: According to Mirage I am. *Falls down on the floor*
Pete: Get up.
Hawkeye: *Gets up*
Pete: And go home. I don't know what's gotten into you, but you need to get your act together! You're suspended from work for a week.
Hawkeye: *Walks out of the station*

Two days later. Hawkeye went to the hospital to see Percy.

Hawkeye: *Enters Percy's room* Hey. How are you?
Percy: Good. *Looks at his clock* But it's 8 o' clock. Aren't you supposed to be at work?
Hawkeye: Pete suspended me from work for a week.
Percy: What for?
Hawkeye: I got drunk, because I was worried about you.
Percy: You got drunk?
Hawkeye: *Nods*
Percy: But you're not supposed to do that. You have an important job, and a big reputation. Lots of ponies are depending on you to-
Hawkeye: *Angry* Okay, you know what? I was feeling miserable about you being in that train wreck, but now that you're being annoying, I don't give a shit. Fuck reputations, fuck those ponies that depend on me to do a good job, and fuck my job as well! *Goes to the door, but before he leaves, he stares at Percy* And while I'm at it, fuck you!! It's all your fault that Ike is dead! Why don't you just grow up, and stop being so careless?! *Leaves the room*

A week later at the train station, Hawkeye arrived at the station with Metal Gloss.

Hawkeye: *Parks his car in the parking lot por the station*
Orion: *Staring at him*
Metal Gloss: Why is he staring at you like that?
Hawkeye: I'm not sure. It might be another way for him to get fired. *Gets out of his car, and walks to the station*
Orion: Percy told me about what you said to him yesterday.
Hawkeye: And?
Orion: You should be ashamed of yourself! You just shouted at him for no reason. How would you like it if someone told you that it was your fault for somepony's death when it wasn't?
Hawkeye: *Passes Orion, and walks into the station*
Pete: Pierce, welcome back.
Hawkeye: Thanks-
Pete: Now leave!
Hawkeye: What?
Pete: You're suspended for an entire week! Again!
Hawkeye: *Sighs, and walks out of the station*
Jeff: Hawkeye, may I ask you a question?
Hawkeye: Sure, as long as it has nothing to do with-
Jeff: WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?!!? Percy gets involved in a train crash, breaks three of his legs, and you shout at him like he's nothing!!
Hawkeye: *Walks back to his car*
Metal Gloss: What are you going to do Pierce?
Hawkeye: I have no idea. Everypony hates me.
Metal Gloss: Not everypony. There's one pónei, pônei that still likes you, but you need to apologize to him.
Pierce: *Sighs* I doubt he'll accept it.

Back at the hospital

Percy: *With a nurse*
Nurse: The doctor says you'll be out tomorrow, and that your legs will be perfectly fine.
Percy: That's excellent news.
Hawkeye: *Walks into the room* May I speak to Percy?
Nurse: He needs to rest.
Percy: It's alright. This won't take long.
Nurse: *Walks out of the room*
Hawkeye: Percy, I just wanna-
Percy: Look. Remember last time you were here, and you said fuck you to my face?
Hawkeye: Yeah, but I wanna-
Percy: Well fuck you too.
Hawkeye: I came here to apologize.
Percy: I don't care. Just leave.
Hawkeye: *Leaves the hospital*

On the dia that Percy returned to work from the hospital, he saw Pete standing in front of the station.

Percy: Hi sir.
Pete: Hello Percy. Come with me to my office. *Walks into his office with Percy, and sits at his desk*
Percy: What's going on?
Pete: I want you to listen to this voice mail that Pierce left me. *Plays the voice mail*
Hawkeye: oi Pete, it's me Pierce. Uh, I went to apologize to Percy about what I said, but he wouldn't accept it. Nopony likes me around this area anymore, so I was thinking about quitting, and moving into Laramie. Metal Gloss is going to stay here, we didn't get divorced, but I don't deserve to be here after what I've done. I'll come por after my suspension is over, and uh, say goodbye to you before I go. It was great working here, but... nothing lasts forever. *Ends his call*
Percy: *Stunned*
Pete: He's been going through a lot, and was very worried about you.
Percy: i don't know what to say.
Pete: You know how they say time heals all wounds? It's true. Hawkeye really cares for you, and when he comes here, I want you to talk to him.

After Hawkeye's suspension, he came to the station to say good bye to Pete.

Hawkeye: *Walks into the station, and goes into Pete's office, but sees Percy there instead* Where's Pete?
Percy: In the yards. He's trying to find someone to take over your job.
Hawkeye: Well, tell him I said hi, and that I'm going to miss him.
Percy: Wait, before you go, I wanna tell you something.
Hawkeye: If it's another fuck you, I deserve it.
Percy: No, it's not that. I was just thinking that I was a little hard on you when you tried to apologize to me.
Hawkeye: And I was too hard on you when I was shouting at you. I didn't mean any of that.
Percy: I know you didn't.
Hawkeye: Are we still friends?
Percy: Absolutely.
Hawkeye: *Sees Pete's phone. The phone is not on the dial* How long has-
Percy: *Grabs the phone* Did you get all of that?
Pete: We sure did.
Hawkeye: What's going on here?
Pete: *Walks into the station with Mirage, Orion, Snowflake, Stylo, Nikki, Jeff, and Metal Gloss. They're all cheering*
Hawkeye: *Smiles* Let me see if I got this right. You guys went to a phone booth outside of the station, and called the phone in this office.
Pete: Yep. It was a little hard to hear, but we heard the entire conversation.
Stylo: And we all forgive you.
Hawkeye: Well then, let's celebrate after work!
Everyone: *Cheers*

After work, they all went to a restaurant, ordered hot cachorros with root cerveja floats, while listening to Rock & Roll.

The End

On the seguinte episode of Ponies On The Rails

Meadow writes to Nikki
posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NocturnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, and Duke From Seanthehedgehog

Episode 57

Vacation Story

Date: September 1, 1956
Location: Sherman Hill. Cheyenne, Wyoming

Stylo was...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NocturnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, and Anthony From Seanthehedgehog

Previously in Ponies On The Rails

Pete informs all of his engineers, and fireponies that...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, and Anthony From Seanthehedgehog

Episode 55

Hawkeye's Party

August 25, 1956

At 6:55 AM, most of the ponies were heading to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, and Anthony From Seanthehedgehog

Episode 54

Nikki Saves The Day

August 21, 1956

One dia in Pete's office.

Pete: *Signing papers*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, and Anthony From Seanthehedgehog

Episode 53

Anthony, And The Important Passenger

August 20, 1956

Hawkeye was sitting with...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

And introducing the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West, and Meadow West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, and Anthony From Seanthehedgehog

Episode 52

Welcome To The Southern Pacific

August 15, 1956

If you have...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 51

Frenchies Do Not Like pizza

August 13, 1956

Night time is very peaceful in Cheyenne. Many stars can be seen in the sky, and most of the time, the only thing you can hear, are some of the trains going through town.

Song:...
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Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Remember what I said last episode during the intro? Laugh!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Well, you're certainly making them laugh.
Tom: I hope to keep it that way. Today's crossover parody, Assholes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: That's really what it's called. We're combining Kick bunda with Holes.
Audience: *Clapping*

Assholes...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Something seems wrong here.
Master Sword: Why?
Tom: When we appeared, the audience was cheering, clapping, and whistling. However, I did not hear any laughter!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Thank you. The more, the merrier.
Master Sword: Who wants to hear about today's crossover parody?
Tom: Obviously, everpony. Otherwise, they wouldn't be...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Today is a really bad dia for the fandom.
Audience: *Gasp*
Tom: What happened Master Sword?
Master Sword: It's Warner Brothers.
Tom: *Angry* Not again!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: To show you what we're talking about, let me show you four pictures. *Gets a slideshow started* Okay, so there was going to be a video with a special intro showing the...
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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Special Guest Stars

Nicole From Seanthehedgehog

Aurora Northwind From Alinah_09

Season 5 Highlights

Mirage: *Standing in front of station* Hello there. Being the new pony, and all, I got the advantage of hosting the season 5 highlights. When...
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