Well I'm gonna write now.
Situation 1: Someone asks for water or anything water related:
You want your pool? You want your water. I live inside a water tower. Why don't you try this gusher on for size!
Pretty lame, but I have more,
Situation 2: Someone asks "what did s/he say?":
I think s/he said "Hoiil, how'd you? With the going, you were there but here now, for me to see, how'd ya do?
With haste, to the Maypole, I mean, next,
Situation 3: Someone Knocks on the door:
Nobody get's in to see the wizard not nobody not no how!!
seguinte situation,
Situation 4: Someone is being a jerk to you or your just like being rude or you just need a good comeback:
Last time I saw a mouth that big it had a fishhook in it.
I amor this seguinte one,
Situation 5: Your talking to someone who cusses alot:
Now I'm gonna clean your chimney and if your language is any indication it must be filthy.
I actually got in trouble for saying this one ^ too my mom.
Situation 6: Someone asks you for something to eat and your bored:
We have tang, tang, tang and ohh yeah, tang
seguinte is another one you should be careful about:
Situation 7: Someone is bothering you, or you need a insult:
Go away, clown man
Don't say this in front of teachers
Situation 8: Your walking into school. Also you don't like school.
I'd like to say how happy I am to be here. I'd also like to stranded on a desert island with~insert name of celebrity you dislike~ I did'nt ask to be here, infact I'm missing a~insert T.Vshow you like here~show here I'M TALKING SACRIFICE HERE. Actually I'm only here because it "ilegal" and all.
^ it helps if you use a Slappy esquilo accent.
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I'll make a part 2 if you want me too! just comment and tell me. I might add some songs from Animaniacs too.
******
That's all, folks!
Situation 1: Someone asks for water or anything water related:
You want your pool? You want your water. I live inside a water tower. Why don't you try this gusher on for size!
Pretty lame, but I have more,
Situation 2: Someone asks "what did s/he say?":
I think s/he said "Hoiil, how'd you? With the going, you were there but here now, for me to see, how'd ya do?
With haste, to the Maypole, I mean, next,
Situation 3: Someone Knocks on the door:
Nobody get's in to see the wizard not nobody not no how!!
seguinte situation,
Situation 4: Someone is being a jerk to you or your just like being rude or you just need a good comeback:
Last time I saw a mouth that big it had a fishhook in it.
I amor this seguinte one,
Situation 5: Your talking to someone who cusses alot:
Now I'm gonna clean your chimney and if your language is any indication it must be filthy.
I actually got in trouble for saying this one ^ too my mom.
Situation 6: Someone asks you for something to eat and your bored:
We have tang, tang, tang and ohh yeah, tang
seguinte is another one you should be careful about:
Situation 7: Someone is bothering you, or you need a insult:
Go away, clown man
Don't say this in front of teachers
Situation 8: Your walking into school. Also you don't like school.
I'd like to say how happy I am to be here. I'd also like to stranded on a desert island with~insert name of celebrity you dislike~ I did'nt ask to be here, infact I'm missing a~insert T.Vshow you like here~show here I'M TALKING SACRIFICE HERE. Actually I'm only here because it "ilegal" and all.
^ it helps if you use a Slappy esquilo accent.
******
I'll make a part 2 if you want me too! just comment and tell me. I might add some songs from Animaniacs too.
******
That's all, folks!
I'm Nobody's Mama, got no family.
I'm a career cat and my career is all about me.
No one can tie me down, I'm goin' places straighten up, don't make those silly, sad face, it's rude. All right, I'll get food.
But that's it, after that you're on your own.
I'm too independent, they're so small. Now could I care for them, do I care at all?
I could never stand "Help me, Mama, feed me, Mama, need me, Mama, don't leave me, Mama!" I'd never tolerate that.
On the other hand, "Oh, my Mama, I amor you, Mama, I will never leave you, Mama."
No, you got the wrong cat!
And did I mention, they want too much attention?!
I worry about 'em each dia every minute,
I gotta tell you my head isn't in it!
I won't let my coração talk cause it's ruled por my biological clock which is tickin' away!
No way, I mean what I say!
I'm single cat stray!
I'm Nobody's Mama!!!
I'm a career cat and my career is all about me.
No one can tie me down, I'm goin' places straighten up, don't make those silly, sad face, it's rude. All right, I'll get food.
But that's it, after that you're on your own.
I'm too independent, they're so small. Now could I care for them, do I care at all?
I could never stand "Help me, Mama, feed me, Mama, need me, Mama, don't leave me, Mama!" I'd never tolerate that.
On the other hand, "Oh, my Mama, I amor you, Mama, I will never leave you, Mama."
No, you got the wrong cat!
And did I mention, they want too much attention?!
I worry about 'em each dia every minute,
I gotta tell you my head isn't in it!
I won't let my coração talk cause it's ruled por my biological clock which is tickin' away!
No way, I mean what I say!
I'm single cat stray!
I'm Nobody's Mama!!!
