akatsuki

“Alright everybody. Welcome to the Teamwork Ropes Course,” The counselor said to the silent Akatsuki, “Your leader Pain has decided to try and assess your ability as a team.”

Hidan started to walk away. “I’m not going to do this s***.”

Pain used Bansho Tensei to pull Hidan’s freshly stitched head off of his body and into his hand. Pain turned Hidan’s head to him and said, “I would like to remind you that if you don’t do it you will be fired, homeless, and made an enemy of Akatsuki.”

Hidan cursed under his breath as Kakuzu reattached Hidan’s head to his body.

The counselor...