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I remember a time when horror filmes didn’t use found footage to describe they’re movies, and how Paranormal Activity brought it back and it was everywhere, forever making horror fãs motion sick. Okay, I don’t hate found footage films. I amor Cloverfield, and it was a found footage movie. However, found footage movies, at least to me, tend to be pretty bland. It’s why I wasn’t really a fã of Paranormal Activity. But I think the movie that started it all would have to be Blair Witch Project.



Okay, so maybe Blair Witch Project wasn’t the first to do the whole found footage horror movies. Cannibal Holocaust did come out almost twenty years prior. However, I think it is seguro to say that Blair Witch Project did start the found footage genre. And what is my opinion on the Blair Witch Project? Well, let’s find out. So the movie follows a group of three film students who head to Maryland to see if the myth about the Blair Witch in the local town of Burkittsville is true or fiction. They go into the woods, where things start to go creepy, and continue to head deeper and deeper into the woods, before not being able to find their way back out again, as they are hunted por what they believe to be the Blair Witch. So, I gotta admit, for a found footage movie that shakes back and forth way too much, I think that it has a pretty interesting concept. Sure, it’s not like we haven’t heard of a monster that curses a town story before, but I really do think that this is a mais modernized version of those stories (You know modernized in 1999).



One of the things that I am fond of in this movie is the atmosphere. At the beginning of the movie, the film crew talk around the town, asking them about the Blair Witch. You get many different perspectives of these characters, as they all give their opinions on the Blair Witch. Some say that she is real, some say that she is fake, some say aleatório things she can do while others either agree or contradict what others have said, and some even claim of seeing her. It’s like what you’d expect in real life when a fictional creature appears on the internet. The forest even looks creepy at times, with all of the events that happen during the movie and how the Blair Witch screws with the camera crew in an attempt to get them to come to her. The problem that I have though is that whenever characters mover around or run, the camera moves way too much. The ending, where the remaining camera member, is running through the forest, moved the camera all around the place. Audiences even claim of vomiting when seeing this due to motion sickness. Me personally, I never got THAT sick, but seeing that did make me feel a little ill. Kinda hard to enjoy the atmosphere when the camera is shaking like it’s having a seizure.



While the camera is vomit inducing, there is one thing about this movie that I love. One major reason that I always want to come back to this movie. The Blair Witch itself. The Blair Witch was a very creative creature in this movie. Being scene as a sort of cryptid-like creature at the beginning, soon became a very psychologically threatening being that hunted the camera crew down through the forest and did what it could to bring them to her. It would create sounds that weren’t really there, try to lure the remaining members por torturing the captured member of their group, and would use sticks to create these small human like dolls, which is a very iconic part of the movie. But I think the best thing about the Blair Witch is that you never actually see her. Not even a small little glimpse. The Blair Witch is always kept in the dark, never showing itself physically. You know what the Blair Witch does, but you don’t know what it looks like. And I think that, if a monster can be scary without having a physical form of any kind, leaving it to the imagination of the viewer, than I think you’ve created a great monster. Though, I can’t tell if this was due to good writing, or because the budget was only sixty thousand dollars, and not enough to have a monster that looked good… probably both. It was probably better than the survivors, since they were kinda……. Shit at acting



So, I gotta say, as much as the camera work for The Blair Witch Project is probably the worst and how I am not a real fã of these found footage films and the three actors weren’t that great, I can safely say that I have a soft spot for the Blair Witch Project. It’s not the greatest horror movie ever, and definitely not the best of 1999, but it’s a decent movie to check out if you want a good scare. It was well received enough to get a few awards, including from events like Golden framboesa Award, which is a well known ceremony awarding bad movies, which this movie won for worst actress and biggest disappointment…… It also won best film por Independent Spirit John Cassavetes Awards. The Blair Witch Project even got a sequel… It was awful. Yeah, The Blair Witch Project wasn’t the greatest horror movie, or even the most loved movie, but on a budget that small, I think it managed to live up to what it had. Take care.

Up seguinte on October Movie Marathon: Cannibals with personality

posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


In this collection of shorts, you'll see certain types of people that drive certain types of cars, and you'll also learn the truth about getting on the front page of fanpop.

Car Stereotypes

There are many different types of cars for many different types of people. Observe.

Audi

Man: *Driving a black A6 at 80 miles an hora down the highway* Get out of the fucking way!!! *Pushes a Cadillac off the road*
Woman: *Crashes into a tree* Maniac!
Man: *Tailgating a Jaguar that is actually going the speed limit...
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Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 2: Oh My Freaking God

Cassandra is with Addie, Eula, Stephanie, Kat, Marisa, and Stacey. They are walking through town.

Men: *Staring at Marisa*
Man 78: What does she think she's doing walking through town like that?
Marisa: *Slapping two men in the butt at the same time*
Stephanie: *Nervously looking at Marisa harassing the men*
Eula: What's wrong...
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!

Theme song for this fanfic: link

HEDGEHOG IN PONYVILLE

Episode VIII

The Nazis Strike Back

Things are not going well for the pónei, pônei Alliance. Despite defeating Dr. Robotnik who has teamed up with Discord, Twilight Sparkle has decided to abandon the mane 6, and help the Nazis take over Canterlot.

After their success, Twilight has made plans to get the griffons, and changelings to cadastrar-se their army. Once that is done, they will make their attempt to rule all of Equestria

Our hero, Sean The Hedgehog is with his girlfriend arco iris, arco-íris Dash. They...
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Random picture, with no connection to the story
I made this when I first started writing. So the grammer isn't very good..


Grady Edwards. A constant on the run serial killer, that is always changing his name. Today he met Susan at the grocery store, he introduced himself as David Harris. He pretended to be divorced, but in reality he murdered his old wife, and her family. "Yep, she was mad at me for my constant tenancy to take shit in the pool" David said. Everyone took a step back. David walked away. Unaware of the danger it will eventually cause Susan asked David to stay with her family. He agreed.

Susan's oldest son, Michael was returning...
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The graphics are good, but the voice atuação could be better, and Sheriff Teasle doesn't look anything like he does in the movie.
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Hey. Don't be surprised. I did leave a cliffhanger at the ending. Kintobor is actually Robotnik, he just put some stuff in the story, and I got confused. Can't believe he used his name backwards. Anyway, he did say something about getting his revenge on me, and this is how it happened. I made a Pinkie promise to visit Pinkie Pie once a week. A mês passed after the promise, and things looked different. There were a few houses destroyed, swastikas were spray painted at a lot of places, and bloodstains were on Twilight's house. "Seems like Robotnik's doing, but how?" I said to myself. "Because...
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posted by windwakerguy430
~Story~

In the town of Rockefeller, New Jersey, a young girl por the name of Annabelle has been quiet around others for as long as she can remember, making herself unknown to her classmates. This is because of her ability to see different creatures, ranging from spirits to demons, who choose to stay hidden from the normal human eye. During her ano in high school, a meteorite crashes into a small field outside of town. This soon leads to a group of people named The estrela Chasers has come to observe the meteorite, por having tents and cameras set up. However, as time goes by, they soon build a small...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Wind: (At the school soda machine)
Hannah: What are you doing
Wind: Trying to decide what I want… And I don’t think I like any of these drinks. They’re all diet
Hannah: That’s because the school wants to give us healthy food
Wind: So does that explain why the school apples are completely black and gelatinous?
Hannah: That’s different. Here (Takes his wallet) I’ll just buy you the drink
Wind: Whatever. Just make it something worth my money
James: Hey, Wind
Wind: What do you want?
James: Did you hear about the new gym class we got
Wind: …….. We have a gym class
James: Yeah, you wanna check...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Everypony down in Ponyville liked natal a lot
But Gilda who lived just north of Ponyville did not
Gilda hated natal the whole natal season
Now please don't ask why no one quite knows the reason

It could be that her shoes were on too tight
It could be that her head wasn't screwed on just right
But I think that the most likely reason of them all
Was that her coração was two sizes too small

But whatever the reason her coração or her shoes
She just stared at Ponyville hating the ponies
Staring down from her cave with her claws nervously tapping
For tomorrow she knew that all the ponies...
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Source: me
It’s time to tear Activision a new one. If I had to put Activision anywhere on the list for the worst video game companies in existence, it would probably be at number….. 3. Right after Capcom, but right before Ubisoft. Now, what has Activision done? Well, the bought Radical Entertainment, the guys who made Prototype….. Right before they shut the company down. They also bought Neversoft, the guys who made violão, guitarra Hero and Tony Hawk…. before merging them with Infinity Ward. And what have they been successful with? Call of Duty… of course, that explains why their still thriving. Activision...
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BACKSTORY:
As I said. This is based off the first story I EVER made, originally written in the time Call of Duty 3 came out (2006).
And it's inspired por the game.. Epically the character, Sgt Eric Rock, who was originally based off Call of Duty 3's character Sgt Frank MucCullin.


FIVE YEARS AGO,

Nazi's had attacked and destroyed a village, Thomas James corvo was the only lone survivor. He witnessed the town being destroyed and Nazi's killing the villagers including his parents, who were killed por one particular Nazi named LT Hassan, a cold hearted man, who has a large black mustache (what looks...
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Come little children
Come with me.
I’ll take you to a land
Of fantasy
Please little children
Don’t you cry
Hypno wouldn’t even
Hurt a fly
Please little children
Don’t you squirm
These ropes, I know
Will hold you firm
I know I said
This isn’t true.
But sadly,
Hypno lied to you
Now, little children
You weren’t clever
Now you’re trapped with me
Forever…
And then the police broke in, beat me up, and arrested me on several accounts of attempted pedophilia. I guess I should have tied them up in a cave instead of a big white furgão, van with doces in the back
posted by windwakerguy430
Anchorman: And so, it is proven that, after zombies entered the bunker, there are no survivors left in fortune city. The military has ordered a firebombing later today. So, for those of you outside the city, you better enjoy the view while it lasts. I mean those bombs will do some fucked up shit to that place. I'm mean its gonna fuck that place up......... Now for sports.
Chuck: Dear god....... I think I left the water running at home.
Stacey: I can't believe were gonna die.
Sullivan: I know. I'm gonna die... With you assholes. I would rather have suffocated to death in shit, then die in a bunker...
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Hello everyone, and today, I thought since I did a topo, início ten favorito animê list, I should do a topo, início ten most hated. Now, what are some of the worst animê I have ever seen. Well, lets find out. (Nite, I have only seen three bad animes, so I looked online to find some bad ones. Just to let you guys know)

10: Midori Days - Now, this is an animê that just has a stupid concept. It is about a gangster who can't get a girlfriend, until one day, his goddamn hand turns into a cute girl.... Just... What. I would have let this slide if it weren't for the stupid characters and cheesy plot. Sure, it is a romantic...
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???: what is the status?

Guy: I got a extra life!

???: ... anything on the war?

Dex: we're back! with only fatal wounds!

???: Henry! what did they say?

Henry: they would support us

???: oh thank god! we must prepare for are attack then...

Dex: you know, this is slightly less of a hellhole than Germany...

Henry: not true... Londres and a few cities around it are the only places that are not burned to the ground or in chaos

Dex: well fuc*

Henry: until he surrenders the world is another hell

???: then we will stomp Dominic into a bloody pulp til he does surrenders!

Henry: God save the queen!

Dex: God save the world...
Remember my old Dead Rising psychopath ranking and how… Utterly awful it was? Well, I think now is a time to remake that list, and hopefully, make it better than the last one. So, in case you couldn’t tell, I am going to talk about the Dead Rising bosses, the psychopaths. Aside from the zombies, and the endless amount of survivors you need to escort, psychopaths are what make up the Dead Rising games. They the kinds of people you wouldn’t want to run into in real life and you definitely don’t want to run into when there is an outbreak. They are relentless, violent, and have no qualms...
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Video game characters. Let me tell you, there are quite a lot out there who everyone hates for good reason. I already did a whole list about my hated ones. They are all hated for being horribly uncreative, terrible to be around, or just no geral, global douchebags. But, what about those video game characters that you feel gets a lot of undeserved hate. I mean, there are just some of those video game character that I see get so much hate, yet, I wonder, what is so bad about them. So, today, we will be looking at ten overhated video game characters. Rules, as usual. Only games that I have played, and...
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Dear God. It seems that, no matter what fanfic I read, in some way or another I find disgusting, immature sex or rape or, fuck, both. And, it's no different in Lara Croft on Cannibal Island.
We instantly start with Lara in a cage in the middle of a tribe of cannibals... Okay, before we continue, I'd like to point out that the fanfic is called Lara Croft on Cannibal Island, but not Lara Croft Escapes from Cannibal Island.... You see where this is going, don't you. So, once she is presented to the tribe leader, she gets forced to drink.... I don't even know. Once she does, though, she then gets...
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Okay, so what the hell is this all about? Well, this is PS2 Cents, but where I talk about games in a shorter quantity. Basically, shorter, mais condensed reviews but you get five games reviewed. This is basically for games I had very little to talk about, did not finish due to reasons, or didn’t want to finish because the game was hot garbage. I dunno. This helps get reviews out faster and allows me to focus on the bigger reviews. We’ll start in alphabetical order and work our way from there. Starting with…

Airblade



Okay, so let me start out por saying this. This game is already infinitely...
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