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Swift: Dear lord, that was too close
Lilly: Don't worry. It could have been worse
Swift: Worse?! I don't have much evidence and were bringing in a witness who saw you commit the crime. If I can't get any actual proof, were going to lose this case
Lilly: Don't worry. I know you can do it
Swift: !! W-what
Lilly: Here, I have this
Swift: What's this? A letter... I would like to see you tonight. I only want you to help me bring back the good old days. Please don't refuse. Come to my house at 10:00 on April 1st. Come alone. Signed... MARIAH
Lilly: Yeah, I was a little surprised too
Swift: Why didn't you show me this before?!
Lilly: Because I lost all hope and was ready to except my fate. But now, I know you'll win
Swift: ! *Did she just... Smile*
Bailiff: Court is about to continue. may the defense please make there way to the court room
Swift: Well, here we go *I just hope I can win this... For her sake*



Courtroom No. 4

Judge: Court will now continue. Mr. Payne. I do believe you were able to bring the witness here
Winston: Yes, your honor. She was very willing to come here
Judge: Very well. Please bring her to the stand
Swift: *Alright. Here we go*
Winston: Witness, please state you name and occupation
Mariah: My name is Mariah Malroie. I am a story book writer
Judge: a writer? How great
Winston: Witness. Please tell us what you saw on the night of the murder
Mariah: ...*Whimper*
Winston: Oh, I-I'm terribly sorry Miss, I didn't mean to-
Mariah: No, its not you. Its that man over there
Swift: M-ME!
Mariah: Yes, you. You have the eyes of someone who can kill me just with a blink of your eye. He is very scary
Swift: You must be joking
Judge: Mr. Justice. I don't want you scaring this witness. If you say something that if irrelevant, I will penalize you
Swift: Ah *Only ten segundos and she's already got the Judge on her side*
Judge: Now miss, please tell us what you saw
Mariah: Okay. I was just having a nice conversation with Eddie. I never knew he was in a relationship. Of course, I never would have expected that other girl to be there. She then chocked him with some wire and drove away.
Judge: So, your saying you saw the witness kill the victim
Mariah: Yes, sir
Judge: Well, Mr. Justice. You may begin you cross-examination. But remember, if you do anything to scare the witness, you will be penalized
Swift: *I'm walking on thin ice here. I got to tread carefully, Or I'll just fall through*
Mariah: I was just having a nice conversation with Eddie
Swift: HOLD IT! What were you talking about
Mariah: Well, we used to be really good friends a few years back. When he heard I was in town, he wanted to know how I was doing and he came to see me so we could talk about how our lives have been going
Swift: *Well it looks like I can't find anything wrong with this*
Mariah: I never knew he was in a relationship. Of course, I never would have expected that other girl to be there
Swift: HOLD IT! Who do you mean "That other girl"
Mariah: That mean old lady over there in the defendant stand
Lilly: I'll show you just how old I am, missy
Swift: Ms. Benign. Please. Control yourself *We really don't need anymore problems then we already have*
Mariah: She then chocked him with some wire and drove off
Swift: OBJECTION! Ha. I finally found it
Mariah: Wha-What do you mean
Swift: You said that the victim was strangled with wire. However, I have here the real murder weapon. A piece of rope. And if you witnessed the whole thing... HOW COULD YOU MAKE THAT MISTAKE!
Mariah: AHH
Judge: Why, Mr. Justice is absolutely right. Anyone could tell the difference
Winston: OBJECTION! Ha ha ha. Have you forgotten, your honor. The murder took place at night. It would have been hard for the witness to see anything
Mariah: Yes, thats it. It was way to dark. I could only see silhouette of the two people
Swift: Y-You can't be serious
Judge: Well, it would appear that the defenses claim is completely void
Swift: *There must be something wrong with what she said. I got to find it* You honor. There is something wrong with what she said
Judge: And what would that be
Swift: The witness said it was too dark to see the murder weapon, right
Judge: Well, yes
Swift: Well, then. HOW WAS SHE ABLE TO SEE THE DEFENDANT!
Mariah: Ah
Winston: Ah
Judge: What do you mean, Mr. Justice
Swift: What I mean is that it was too dark to see anything. She even claimed that she couldn't see the two people;s faces. Yet, she was able to point out that that it was the defendant who killed the victim. But I find tat hard to believe. In fact, I got proof to show that she was was expecting the defendant
Mariah: WHAT!
Winston: That's preposterous
Judge: Well, Mr. Justice. What might this proof be that shows that the witness was waiting for the defendant
Swift: TAKE THAT! The proof is right here. A letter that Mariah sent to the victim on the dia he was murdered
Judge: How does this prove that the witness was was waiting for Mariah to show up
Swift: Well, She said she wanted to speak with the victim on the night of the murder. She sent him a letter like this so my client would get the wrong idea. She would then follow him in order to see what all of this was about. However, once my client got to the scene, thats when the real killer stuck.
Judge: Th-The real killer
Swift: Yes, your honor. And I think I know just who it is
Judge: Well, I would like for you to tell us. But do know that if you point out the wrong person, I will assume that this was all one big waste of time
Swift: *I got to get all the evidence. I just need to think hard and I will be able to solve all these problems* Very well, your honor. The real killer of Eddie Dawn is... TAKE THAT! Even the defendant should know who it is. The defense believes that the murderer of Eddie Dawn... IS NONE OTHER THAN MARIAH MALROIE
Mariah: WHAT!
Winston: WHAT!
Judge: WHAT!
Swift: It's no surprise. She was obviously waiting for my client to come and see what he left for. That was when the killer, Ms. Malroie, to be exact, killed the victim and put the blame on Ms. Benign. And she said they were talking about something. I wonder. Just what were they talking about
Winston: OBJECTION! Ha ha ha. I ever thought you were this dim
Swift: *Why you...* What do you mean
Winston: It was already proven that the murder weapon was that piece of rope, which, let me remind you, was covered in the defenses fingerprints, and what the victim and witness were talking about was something... that may shock you. You see, Mr. Dawn and Ms. Malroie were once professional jewel thieves
Judge: WHAT!!!
Winston: It's shocking, but true. Of course, they were both caught eventually. But, they made a deal with the police that they would give back the items they roubou and change there ways, but only if their sentence was reduced. So, they struck a deal and were only in prison for three months. But that was all about three years ago. Of course, Mariah had one extra special jewel hidden from the police. A jewel known as the coração of Flames. I even have it right here
Judge: My, what a beautiful jewel. But what does this have to do with proving Mr. Justice wrong
Winston: It shows that the victim was not a womanizer and it shows that the witness only wanted to catch up on old times. So, it looks like rápido, swift has finally lost
Swift: N-NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Judge: Well, I am about ready to deliver my verdict
Lilly: Oh, please, Mr. Justice. Please get up
Swift: ...
Winston: Ha. Was there ever any doubt about this
Judge: As of this time, I am ready to hand down my verdict. I find the defendant, Ms. Lilly Benign...
???: OBJECTION!!!
Judge: ...
Winston: ...
Mariah: ...
Swift: ...
Lilly: NO! I can't let this happen. I won't let you make a fool out of rápido, swift Justice
Swift: Ms. Benign...
Lilly: I know he is so much better. You can still do it, Mr. Swift
Swift: Ms. Benign... I know you're innocent. But there's nothing left I can do. My hands are tied.
Lilly: No... NO! I WON'T LET YOU BE THOUGHT OF AS A MORON, DAMN IT!!!
Judge: Ms. Benign. W-What are you doing? Please, stay seated
Winston: Why is she- Oh no. Stay back
Lilly: I can't take it
Judge: She has the jewel
Swift: Ms. Benign. What are you-
*smash*
Judge: The jewel... she just slammed it on the ground like it was nothing
Winston: T-the defendant is mais crazy then I thought
Swift: MS. BENIGN! Why did you just.............. What the-. What's this
Lilly: Is that... NO, WAIT! don't touch it. It might have fingerprints on it
Judge: What is that
Winston: Well... I'm not so sure
Swift: Ms. Benign says we should get a fingerprint analysis on it
Judge: Very well then. Bailiff, get that to the detective's office, pronto. Until then, the court will take a short recess

Judge: Well, it was clear what this thing is
Swift: What would it be your honor
Judge: I was quite surprised when I heard it
Winston: There is no need to stall any longer. We would like to know
Judge: Yes, you right. It would appear that this bottle contains arsenic, also known as poison
Winston: P-Poison
Judge: Yes, and what's mais shocking... it was covered in the witnesses prints
Winston: Ahh
Swift: *This is it. The big hole that I've been waiting for* Your honor. I think I've found it out
Judge: What do you mean, Mr. Justice
Swift: I mean, I know why the victim was killed
Judge: Really? Well, would you mind showing us what was the motive as to why the victim was killed
Swift: TAKE THAT! Its simple. If we go back to the letter, we will be able to find it. It is said in the letter that Mariah wanted to do what she used to do. That would obviously be jewel swiping. Of course, the victim reused this offer and decided he would just walk out, without a scratch. But he got mais than he expected. If you remember what Ms. Benign said, she said that Ms. Malroie had her hand over the victims wine glass the whole time. And, lets remember that her fingerprints were over the bottle of arsenic.
Judge: A-are you suggesting that...
Swift: Thats right, you honor. Mariah killed the victim, and he was not killed por strangulation, but rather poisoned
Winston: B-but what about the rope
Swift: The defendant and the witness share a house together. I'm sure many of Ms. Benign's belongings could be inside that car.
Judge: Well, Ms. Malroie. Is this true
Mariah: ..............Umm
Swift: *I finally got her*
Mariah: ........ *glare*
Swift: What the- *Why is she staring at me*
Mariah: You think you've won, have you
Winston: W-what
Judge: Ms. Malroie. What are you getting at
Mariah: You may have won the battle... But, I've won the war
Judge: WHAT IN THE WORLD!!!
Winston: SHE HAS A GUN!!!
*Bang*
Swift: AHHHHHHHHH!!!
Lilly: SWIFT!!!
...

???
??? ???
Swift: ............ uh.......... Where am I............. Wait, this isn't my house.......... This looks mais like.......... a hospital?
Lilly: MR. JUSTICE!!! Oh, I'm so happy your awake
Swift: Huh? Ms. Benign
Lilly: Swift, were not in court anymore. Call me Lilly
Swift: Alright then... Lilly. Where am I? What happened
Lilly: Your in the hospital. You were shot por Mariah, but she only got you in the shoulder
Swift: Mariah... OH NO. I GOT TO GET BACK TO THE TRIAL!
Lilly: Don't worry, Swift. That case was closed days ago
Swift: Days ago? How long was I out for
Lilly: For three days
Swift: Three days. What about the case
Lilly: Well, you did it, Swift. You got me acquitted of the charges. We won't be seeing Mariah anytime soon, though
Swift: Oh, thank goodness... But, Lilly. I thought of something. Remember in the case when you mentioned that the bottle of poison may have fingerprints on it
Lilly: Yeah. And?
Swift: Well, what made you think of that
Lilly: Well... I'm working on becoming a defense attorney myself
Swift: Really
Lilly: Yeah. I want to be just like my big brother one day. I know he would like to know that
Swift: Your brother? Who is he?
Lilly: Maverick Benign
Swift: Well, I'm sure I'll see him soon
Lilly: ...
Swift: Is something wrong
Lilly: Well... My brother... he...
Swift: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know
Lilly: It's okay. When I heard he was murdered. I felt awful
Swift: M-murdered
Lilly: Yeah. I wanted to find who killed him and bring him to justice. Thats why I'm working on becoming a defense attorney
Swift: Your right. Your brother would like that
Lilly: Thanks, Swift... Um
Swift: Yes?
Lilly: Well, I was wondering... Do you think you could teach me how to be a defense attorney
Swift: You want me to teach you
Lilly: If you don't want to, I understand
Swift: ...Lilly... Of course I'll train you
Lilly: OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH, rápido, swift JUSTICE!!! LETS GET STARTED!!!
Swift: Hold on, Lilly. Incase you forgot, I'm in the hospital still. It will take a while before we can get to the actual training. But, lets start off with the basics. I want you to shout out this one word when I say three
Lilly: Okay, I think I know what it is
Swift: Okay. One. Two. THREE!!!
Lilly: INFECTION! Like that, Swift
Swift: ... Well... We'll work on it

Swift: That case was one ano ago. Lilly is a great student, even if she is a bit silly at times. However, I will one day, need her help. When that dia comes, I know she'll be ready

The Heartbroken Turnabout
The End
 Mariah Malroie. Witness to the murder
Mariah Malroie. Witness to the murder
PATRIOT SPOOF (uncensored):


CHAPTER 1:

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Benjamin Martin, a veteran of the French and Indian war is still not yet involved in the warfare against England.

Partically due to his wife being dead, and it's up to him alone to take care of his seven childrun.

Benjamin himself was found in a barn, trying to make a rocking chair, he finally seemed to have one, but it broke.

Benjamin lost his temper and threw it away in anger, revealing twenty other failed tries also, but when he saw one of his small childrun watching, he calmed himself down, probably not wanting...
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For those of you that own a Playstation, I'm sure you know of the PS mascot Klonoa. It is an amazing franchise. However, there is a fanfic that is so poorly written, I think it is right up there on bad Creepypastas such as The Kill Waker and Jeff the Killer. That fanfic is Klonoa's Darker Side.
So, it starts with the main character giving the game to his friend to borrow. Soon after, he gets the game back. However, there is one problem with the Klonoa game. It has been cursed. Guess how this happened........ His best friend cursed the game. How? I don't fucking know. The story never explains...
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King of Red Loins: And here it is, The Great baía Isla- OH MY GOD (Sees destroyed Island)
Link: ........ You sure it ain't Detroit Island
King of Red Lions: What happened
Postman: Link, I for some reason saw what happened. You see a dark storm came and kick this islands ass.... Well, if island's had asses, I'm sure the storm would have kicked it. Anyway, Jabu Jabu was able to escape
Link: Wait, Jabu Jabu is still alive
Postman: Yep
Link: Who else is alive. Huh. Gorons? Zoras? Those weird things from Ikana Canyon. You know what, screw it, I wont pergunta the goddamn world of this place
Postman. Well,...
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Hello everyone, and welcome to Boss Bits. today, we'll be looking at bosses from the XBox Original exclusive Crimson Skies: High Road to Revenge. Crimson Skies is a game that I really like...... Okay, I should be mais specific. Crimson skies is a game where you play as Nathan.... Zachary, not Nathan marreco, drake from Uncharted. In Crimson Skies, you play the whole game in a fighter plane around the ano 1940. Now, its a lot mais fun then you think, and the bosses prove this well.
(Warning: Spoilers)

Boss: aranha Zeppelin
The aranha Zeppelin starts out as just an ordinary Zeppelin. Nothing special until...
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Court Lobby
10:40 January 20
Wind Waker Guy- Uh. I'm real nervous. How am I going to get through this
Happy Yappy- Mr. Wind Waker Guy. I got here as fast as I could. I wanted to ask you something
Wind Waker Guy- What
Happy Yappy- Can I be there on the defendant stand with you
Wind Waker Guy- What
Happy Yappy- I don't want you to do this alone. Unless you want to, of course
Wind Waker Guy- Well, you did help me get some evidence. I guess it won't matter
Happy Yappy- OH THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!!
Chuck- Wind Waker Guy. I'm glad to see you...uh... Wind Waker Guy. One of THEM is right behind you
Wind...
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SWORD:

1:

Mastersword as an interviewer: oi princess Twilight. Good having you here.

Twilight: Sure.

Sword: First off. How dose it feel being the forth princess ever?

Twilight: (barely even lessoning) Yes. I wouldn't be here without my friends.

Sword: That's nice. But the pergunta is, how dose it make 'you' feel. YOU!?

Twilight: (still barely lessoning) Yes. That is diffently a pergunta being asked. And I'm confident in my friends. And getting it done.

Sword: Okay.. Have to be honest with you. I feel like this interview. Is going absolutely nowhere. You answered 'none' of my questions. You kinda...
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Derek: *Driving a Ford Mondeo down the road*

A basquetebol, basquete hit the hood, and the car immediately fell apart.

Derek: Bother! How am I supposed to sell this car now?!
S.B: *Looks at the damaged car* Ooh, sorry about that.
Derek: How come you look like Johnny Lightning?
S.B: I don't know what you're talking about. Anyway, I'm S.B from Trainz, and I'm here to host tonight's episode of the S.S.S.S. We're gonna show you two fã fictions, both based off of 70's films. The Challenger which is based off of The Gauntlet, and Shado! Shado! Shado! A estrela Wars version of Tora! Tora! Tora! Enjoy the...
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SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 25

The "Not so" Great Escape

May 22, 1953

Five days after Gordon got suspended, Orion felt better, but he still wanted to get fired.

Orion: *sitting on train tracks* Where's a train when you need one?
Pete: *Arrives* Orion! Get off there!
Orion: No, I want to die in honor!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 22

The Dynamic Duo

May 3, 1953

Hawkeye, and Stylo have a lot of things in common. One of them is that they don't like Gordon.

Hawkeye: *Relaxing on station* It's a great day. The sun is shining, birds are singing, and *Sees Gordon*
Stylo: We're in a lot of trouble.
Hawkeye: He can't...
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It’s the Dia das bruxas season again, a time to walk around my local town like a creep, traumatize children with my stupid antics, and also talk about filmes that critics hate but has a passionate fandom surrounding them, or at the very least, the general audiences hate. But that isn’t the case with our first film (The first introductee to Cultober II and I’ve already lied to everyone). A classic among horror fans, and even Michael Jackson himself, who took inspiration from the film to work into his own música video for Thriller, one of the most popular música vídeos of all time. That’s right,...
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Oh yeah, it’s time to talk about some character action games, some of the best of the medium, and what better one to start with than the king of them all, Devil May Cry. Or rather, the first one, the weird one where Dante was clearly a Blade or Neo rip-off and the camera sucked a dick. Regardless, still an incredibly fun game.
Devil May Cry follows Dante as he goes to kill demon king Mundus on a secluded island consisting of marionettes, shadow beasts, Nelo Angelos and also something about him wanting to fuck a look-a-like of his mother. Allegedly wants to fuck his mother, granted. Now,...
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Well, here’s the first of many, many, MANY gafanhoto video games that will appear on this list. I’m a big fã of the niche, what can I say? So being one of the later games from their biblioteca that I played, I only saw a few pictures of it and knew it was a gafanhoto game. Needless to say, I was sold on the game. And despite it all, I was happy for what I got. Cause damn, Killer is Dead is probably one of the nicer to play gafanhoto games out there.
Now, sadly, I never got to finish all the side stuff in this game and didn’t get to experiment with the game much, so sadly, I can’t...
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Now, I’ve probably lost some credibility among the highterups of the horror community for liking the gorefests that are slasher films. Now allow me to sullididate my place as being a shitbag in the horror community with no chance of ever taken seriously again. Along with slasher films, I also like zombie films. Granted, to a lesser extent to slasher villains. At least there’s some creativity to slasher villains, while most zombies are just the same. But thankfully, we’ll be looking at a film that does things a little differently. That film would be 1985’s Return of the Living Dead.

...
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Well, here is a film I was never too proud of when I first watched it. I remember watching this film back in middle school. I heard it was among some of the best slasher films out there, alongside Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elm Street, Halloween, and Texas Chainsaw Massacre. And yet, when I watched it, I thought it was really lame and overrated and couldn’t understand what people saw in it. But, after watching this movie years later, and getting a new idea on it, what do I think about it now? Well, on Cultober, let’s take a look at the 1996 slasher classic, Scream



In the lovely...
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That night, I put my plan into action. I went to the blindspot, and went through the fence. No one noticed that I left until tomorrow morning.

Meanwhile, in the tunnels.

Pablo: *digging, but feels dirt falling on him, then looks up* Oh thank god. The roof isn't going to collapse. *Continues digging*
Volk: *Gets bag of dirt full, and gives it to Sigmund*
Sigmund: *Passes bag to Airborne*
Airborne: *Passes bag to arco iris, arco-íris Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *passes bag to Sacred Symphony*
Sacred Symphony: *Passes bag to Shredder*
Shredder: *Passes bag to Jade*
Jade: *Passes bag to Bartholomew*
Bartholomew:...
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Kevin: That sound, doesn't sound good.
Orion: *Knocks down a door* Run for your lives everyone!!!!
Kevin: I knew it, what happened?
Orion: I don't know.
Kevin: *Sighs*
Orion: Oh, now I remember. Parker kept beating everyone at Poker, and Gordon's angry now.
Kevin: Ah. Usually with Parker, it's the other way around.
Jerry: *Stops seguinte to Orion, and Kevin* oi you two. What's going on?
Kevin: You're better off not knowing. Trust me, that's how bad things are.
Orion: And it doesn't even concern you, so you're lucky.
Jerry: Well anyway, I'm here to host tonight's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday...
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No mais heroes 2 does things… differently from the first game. Gone is the overworld to explore. Gone is the unique enemies of every level. Gone is the chance to collect trading cards. And gone is fun mini-games. But hey, at least now we have some pretty cool bosses… For the most part. While No mais heroes 2 definitely falls behind the first No mais heroes in some instances, it makes up in others, such as story, music, and even some bosses. And with the addition of fifteen bosses in the game, it makes sense that there would be some great bosses… And some stinkers too. So that is what...
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Master Sword: *Fighting with Coffee Creme over who should be the host*
Thomas: Don't tell me they're at it again.
Percy: I'm afraid so.
Master Sword: I'm the host!!
Coffee Creme: No! I am.
Sean: We're not finished with this episode yet, so I'm still hosting.
Master Sword: *Shoots lava out of his head* RAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sean: And welcome back to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I'm Sean from Trainz, and I'm still your host. On The Block, and Adventures of Thomas & friends are up next.

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience:...
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(A large crowd fills the stadium as the audience watches the massive wrestling ring in the center, with news helicopters flying over to get a view of the show. In the ring sets a man in a cowboy hat, with chaps revealing his thong, no shirt, and a bandana covering his mouth. At his sides are two holsters with two golden revolvers on the side. The man watches as a massive man with a red mohawk and leather jeans steps into the ring, wielding a rua sign with concrete on the bottom of it. As the match is about to begin, a helicopter that appears to be made of gold flies over the ring and to...
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