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posted by IluvjacobOk

ISSABELLA SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Oh no, it was morning i could hear my stepmather shouting. I've been up all night thinkin' about this... and if i want 2 get somewere in my life i will have 2 run away.

ISSABELLA SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So i just jump out of the window. Unfortuntly i forgot we were living in apartments in the city. Well at least it's better than 2 be whith step-mother...

I know i'me gonna die right here right now. Well i sorta loved my life...

I woke up in heaven, at least i thougt it was heaven. I... i... i... i... i lookd in the most beutifull face i ever saw!

"what's your name... stranger?"
"Emmett Cullen. And i am a vampire!"
"Thats cool." i awnserd calmly.
"wow i'me surprized."
"4 what?"
"Well i am a vampire..."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"
Then... i saw lights... flashing... a HORRIBLE pain... up my neck! I'me dying.... i'me dyiiiiiiiiing!!!!!
Get me 2 a hospitil.
No, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ISSABELLA SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Oh no, it was morning i could hear my stepmather shouting. I've been up all night thinkin' about this... and if i want 2 get somewere in my life i will have 2 run away.

ISSABELLA SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So i just jump out of the window. Unfortuntly i forgot we were living in apartments in the city. Well at least it's better than 2 be whith step-mother...

I know i'me gonna die right here right now. Well i sorta loved my life...

I woke up in heaven, at least i thougt it was heaven. I... i... i... i... i lookd in the most beutifull face i ever saw!

"what's your name... stranger?"
"Emmett Cullen. And i am a vampire!"
"Thats cool." i awnserd calmly.
"wow i'me surprized."
"4 what?"
"Well i am a vampire..."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"
Then... i saw lights... flashing... a HORRIBLE pain... up my neck! I'me dying.... i'me dyiiiiiiiiing!!!!!
Get me 2 a hospitil.
No, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ISSABELLA SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Oh no, it was morning i could hear my stepmather shouting. I've been up all night thinkin' about this... and if i want 2 get somewere in my life i will have 2 run away.

ISSABELLA SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So i just jump out of the window. Unfortuntly i forgot we were living in apartments in the city. Well at least it's better than 2 be whith step-mother...

I know i'me gonna die right here right now. Well i sorta loved my life...

I woke up in heaven, at least i thougt it was heaven. I... i... i... i... i lookd in the most beutifull face i ever saw!

"what's your name... stranger?"
"Emmett Cullen. And i am a vampire!"
"Thats cool." i awnserd calmly.
"wow i'me surprized."
"4 what?"
"Well i am a vampire..."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"
Then... i saw lights... flashing... a HORRIBLE pain... up my neck! I'me dying.... i'me dyiiiiiiiiing!!!!!
Get me 2 a hospitil.
No, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oi wait a sec i'me just repeating the same story, all over again...

Someone: That's why u should let me tell the story.
Bella: oi who are u?
Someone: I was wondering if u could tell me?
Someone else: I'de tell u.

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Tremble For My Beloved ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

The hora has begun
Your eyes have now opened

To a world where madness craves
To a world where hope’s enslaved
Oh I tremble for my amor always

Your window’s opened wide
Your innocence takes flight

To a world where madness craves
To a world where hope’s enslaved
Oh I tremble for my amor always

It’s a world where madness craves
It’s a world where hope’s enslaved
Oh I tremble for my amor always

It’s a world where madness craves
It’s a world where hope’s enslaved
Yeah I tremble for you amor always

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Twenty years from now..... Chapter 1

posted by mrscullen43299

Everyone loves Twilight, but check out this story I made up about what everyone from Twilight is like twenty years from now.....
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Bella's POV:
Edward and I were ready to hunt. I had become so good at this now. I no longer end up a mess after feeding. Alice only buys me designer now anyway. So, I have to keep my clothes clean. "Okay. Im ready," I said to Edward. I still couldnt believe it after all this time. I was just as beautiful as him. The same temperature. It was unbelievable. Then he caught me off guard. "Good," He said. "Ill race ya!" Then he...

cullens

posted by wahidullah

i amor twilight saga infinitely its beautiful i amor all the filmes equally and i specially amor the cullen family they are beautiful couples edward carlisle , esme , alice , emmett , rosalie ,jasper are excellent actors fit perfectly to the characters i hope they remain as family and no one of them dies i think lots of funs are agree with me and also the saga should continue for a very long time and short gaps between the filmes . and the new born baby should have been a boy with infinite powers but now that its girl its ok and also bella should amor mais edward instead of jacob . jacob is also good corrector , robert and tayler are good actors , rosalie is so hot and beautiful i amor her mais in new dawn . and once again the cullens should never die in saga . thanks to the writer and directors .

Once Secret, Twice Told - Chapter Four:

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

ONCE SECRET, TWICE TOLD
[A New Story From the Author of HELLO, MY NAME IS: DEATH Series - BuffyFaithfan1]
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Chapter Four: She's Not There
Today was the last dia of Jessika’s stay at her actual home. She had everything packed and was ready to go. Well, as ready as she could be without putting up an argument with her father. She didn’t want to go, but she had no choice. N.F.I.H. hadn’t contacted Jessika since four days ago, and now that it was Friday, she was glad to say that she hadn’t heard a word from the creep.
“You ready to go?” Jessika’s dad asked,...

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Cowboy 2?

posted by VoicesInMyHead

I don't own twilight or Rhinestone cowboy.

Alice pov.

"Emmett!" I screamed "wanna be a cowboy for the Dia das bruxas party this year?"

"No!" he replied.

"Why not?"

"Because last ano you dressed me up like Ennis Del Mar! People called me Brokeback Moron for a WEEK!"

" I've been meaning to ask you, what did you do with that costume, anyway."

He looked embarrassed. "I....kinda.... Well.... Ummm... You
know..... Still have it....Rose kinda.....well..."

"Why would you still....... Gasp....no....freakin......way!"

"Can we PLEASE not talk about it? And no, you may not
dress me up as a cowboy, I will pick out my...

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Rising amor Chapter 3

posted by marvel517639

Here's Chapter 3 i hope you like.
Embry's Pov
The smell of delious comida was brought into my nostrals and I jumped out of cama and yell "FOOD!" I woke the others and they ran out of their rooms too. I looked for my Nataila the only one with my dark camisa and blue around the shoulders on. She looked beauitful her pale white fair skin with her cute dimples and long beauitful brown hair. My camisa was a dress for her. Her. Nessie, Sharon, and Eri are so small. I chuckled at myself. She smiled bightly and pointed her finger to get my werewolf butt to over there. I walked over at the counter where...

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Alice and Jasper: Chapter 2

posted by ISABELLA92

Jasper’s POV
“Hello.” I said gruffly.
“Where are you?” my mother barked.
“At Alice’s.” I said.
“I told you to be início por ten and it’s ten and you’re not here.” My mother yelled.
“I forgot. Can’t I spend a little mais time with Alice?” I asked.
“No, you have school tomorrow.” My mother hissed.
“I’m on my way.” I said defeated and disappointed. I hung up and turned to see Alice’s angelic face.
“You have to go home.” She said.
“Yea, Mom beckoned me home. She says we have school tomorrow.” I said.
“Okay. See you tomorrow, Jazzie.” Alice said before planting...

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Alice and Jasper: Chapter 1

posted by ISABELLA92

Alice’s POV
“Promise me we’ll be together forever.” I asked looking in his bright brown eyes that matched my dark brown. I saw the worry behind his eyes.
“Forever.” He replied beijar my forehead. We had been dating for a ano and he was a permanent fixture in my life. I had a bad feeling that something was about to sever our ties and I didn’t know what. We finally climbed out of my cama around noon and went out to a nearby park.
“What’s up, babe?” Jasper asked.
“Nothing, just thinking.” I said. I was usually good about getting a feeling about what was going to happen before...

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Alec and Honey: New life: Chapter 6:

posted by saytwilight

Chapter 6:
Honey POV:
2 weeks and 5 days later.

I leave Italy in 1 week from today, I don’t know how I’m going to tell Alec. For any time I’m away from him, my coração beats for him to come back to me.
“Alec, I need to tell you something.” I told him.
“Okay.” He replied a little confused and a little curiously.
“You might want to sit down.” I told him. We sat down facing each other, he took my hands in his.
“Alec, I’m leaving in 1 week to go back home. I was only meant to be here for a month, but I can’t live without you, but I need to go home.” I told him he looked upset,...

Alec and Honey: New Life: Chapter 5:

posted by saytwilight

Chapter 5:
Honey POV:

I woke snuggled into Alec’s chest.
“Morning.” He said with a smile.
“Morning.” I replied sleepy, I stretched before getting out of bed. I heard Alec gasp, I turned round face him, his eyes were wide as he looked me up and down. I looked down, I realised I was wearing a pair of my new sexy night outfits.
“I take it from your expression that you like.” I laughed.
“When did you get that?” He asked, still looking me up and down.
“Yesterday, when I went shopping.” I jogged his memory.
“Oh.” Was all he said. I walked into the bathroom. I got changed into...

Chapter 6: Growing up with a rite of passage.

posted by EnchantdEquinox

Chapter 6: Growing up with a rite of passage.
Edward slowly walked into Renesmee’s bedroom, while she was still asleep. He knelt down in front of her bed.
“Hey Ness, I‘m going now sweetie” his hand stroking her forehead. Her eyes threatened to open.
“When will you be back” her eyes opening as her voice went from groggy to normal.
“I‘ll be back in a week or two” he smiled when she grabbed his hand and said.
“Be safe, dad”
“I amor you Renesmee” he kissed her forehead and walked out of her bedroom. Edward, Emmett, Jasper and Carlisle were going on a camping trip, leaving Renesmee...

Destiny <3

posted by karlygirl26

Hi my name is Karly and I am new to composição literária on here. I hope you like this. My cousin inspired me to write and post a story on her. It’s a different story. You can leave positive or negative comments I don’t mind. But please do comment and tell me what you think and what needs to be fixed in my story.
~Thanks a bunch. Karly.
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Chapter 1) The Unexpected

The sino rang making me jump out of my assento and come out of my thinking. I blinked a few times and went to gather my things off the mesa, tabela but he already had everything in...

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Certain Death Chapter 1 (Book three in the Renn and Jakes Life Series)

posted by WritenOnTheSand

(continued from Renn and Michas Life Chapter 9)

Felix holds my arm tightly as he walks me to the place where I am to live as long as they let me.I don't look up or around at the surroundings. I just lower my head and taste the salty tears as they slowly stream from my eyes. You would think that I would want to run, but I just feel like there is nothing left of me, like I am empty. And the fact that he could crush me in an instant has some effect.

We stop walking, and look up in time to see him open a creaky door. He then pushes me inside and locks it behind him.

I stand up off the cold floor,...

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Alice, Jacob and Amelia: Chapter 2.

posted by disneygood

I do not own Alice,Jacob or Bella. I made up Amelia Black. I do not own the Twilight Saga.

Alice:

I woke up this morning remembering Amelia is going to Nursery today. So i had to get up and take her.
"Right Honey, have you got everything?" I asked
"Yes, i think...Yes!" she replied. I wished her off and went home. Jake was sitting on the sofa. I jumped on from the back of the sofa, and scared the life out of Jake.
"Baby!God, do NOT scare me!" He laughed. I stroked his cheek and kissed him.
"So," I said while sitting up. "Has Amelia shape shifted yet?" I asked. He shaked his head. I looked at him...

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taking chance chapter 20

posted by karpach_14

Chapter 20
Damn when I start composição literária a story I cant stop. Please tell me when to stop..
“ivan!” I yelled in happiness. I gave him a long kiss. Ryan was walking por with his friends.
“dude I think ou’re out look at them” ryan’s firnd said.
“don’t worry I’ll be with her.” Ryan told him. I pulled away from Ivan.
“how did you some here?” I asked him.
“you said you’re grandfather would be looking after me so he took me with him” he told him.
“im sohappy right now” I told him and hugged him tightly.
“its about time, you make everyone happy and you don’t care if you get...

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vampiros VS lobisomens

posted by SarBear1579

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The blood form today's hunt rolled from my skin into the chuveiro drain.It's 7 am,the 1st of May,I have been a werewolf for about five months now.

Today we have been unlucky,we only caught two deer and we had to share it among the five of us.Then,Rick and Lisa got in another fight and John had to dividido, dividir them up.We are lucky to have John,he's a quick thinker and has brain and brawn.That's why he's my right hand man.

I sighed and cut the water from the shower.How has it come to this? Me being the alpha female of a pack of mythical creatures.More of us are still changing,as soon as my uncle recognizes...

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I never though this would happend [Breaking dawn] part 2

posted by kiss93

Bella's pov

I don't know where was I but I know that I was in deep sleep.I felt dizzy just as I open my eyes,truing to figure it out where was I.The room I was sleeping was white with high window which sun light lighting up the room,one bed(very beautiful,princess style)a mirror and special part for bathroom with their own walls and doors.I was confused,but before I had a chance to figure it out,the door open,slow and wide.There was a girl in lovely light rosa, -de-rosa dress,with the big smile on her face."Hi,my name is Amber and you most be Bella,right?"-"Aha"that was only word I was able to say-"Where...

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Servant Part 6

posted by uniquezandy

Bella:
I was confused, at why he lead me into a dark room. When it lit up, there were two thrones. I was confused; but a little nervous. "You see my crowning is seguinte week. And to be Ruler, I need someone por my side. And to be honest; I've never met anyone like you. What I am saying is, Isabella Marie Swan, will you take my hand in marraige, and be my wife and Ruler por my side?" He asked seriously. But I could dectect, the hint of amor in his eyes. Suddenly, I felt the world has stopped moving. I was speechless, I didn't no what to say. I was about to cry. "Yes Edward. I will." A few tears came...

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Servant

posted by uniquezandy

Bellas pov
I don't know what is worse. My life or the person I serve.... "Servant Swan? Where are you?!" He shouted. That was my Master Edward Cullen. I never say his name though to his face. That would be disrespectful, and it would land me punishment. How did I get here as a servant, and who is my cruel master? Well it all began...

Flashback
I was enjoying myself leitura on a park bench; when all of a sudden, a girl with long blonde hair, came up to me. "Are you Bella Swan?" She asked. I was confused; at how she knew my name. She was younge; and she wore a young black capa with a hood. Mysterious....

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Bad dreams

posted by uniquezandy

Bellas POV
It's the middle of the night, and I keep tossing and turning. Why though? Back in Phoenix ; I never had bad dreams. But coming to Forks, makes everything a living nightmere. A vivid; nightmere. The dream... it looks so real. I am running to reach something, or someone, but the person keeps disappearing when I reach her, or him. Just like that the mysterious stranger runs, and in a blink of an eye, he's gone. I don't realise, but I'm screaming in agonising pain. Also, I feel someone is watching me. It can't be Charlie. Then who is it? I am in too much pain from the dream to notice,...