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posted by IluvjacobOk

ISSABELLA SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Oh no, it was morning i could hear my stepmather shouting. I've been up all night thinkin' about this... and if i want 2 get somewere in my life i will have 2 run away.

ISSABELLA SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So i just jump out of the window. Unfortuntly i forgot we were living in apartments in the city. Well at least it's better than 2 be whith step-mother...

I know i'me gonna die right here right now. Well i sorta loved my life...

I woke up in heaven, at least i thougt it was heaven. I... i... i... i... i lookd in the most beutifull face i ever saw!

"what's your name... stranger?"
"Emmett Cullen. And i am a vampire!"
"Thats cool." i awnserd calmly.
"wow i'me surprized."
"4 what?"
"Well i am a vampire..."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"
Then... i saw lights... flashing... a HORRIBLE pain... up my neck! I'me dying.... i'me dyiiiiiiiiing!!!!!
Get me 2 a hospitil.
No, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ISSABELLA SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Oh no, it was morning i could hear my stepmather shouting. I've been up all night thinkin' about this... and if i want 2 get somewere in my life i will have 2 run away.

ISSABELLA SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So i just jump out of the window. Unfortuntly i forgot we were living in apartments in the city. Well at least it's better than 2 be whith step-mother...

I know i'me gonna die right here right now. Well i sorta loved my life...

I woke up in heaven, at least i thougt it was heaven. I... i... i... i... i lookd in the most beutifull face i ever saw!

"what's your name... stranger?"
"Emmett Cullen. And i am a vampire!"
"Thats cool." i awnserd calmly.
"wow i'me surprized."
"4 what?"
"Well i am a vampire..."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"
Then... i saw lights... flashing... a HORRIBLE pain... up my neck! I'me dying.... i'me dyiiiiiiiiing!!!!!
Get me 2 a hospitil.
No, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ISSABELLA SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Oh no, it was morning i could hear my stepmather shouting. I've been up all night thinkin' about this... and if i want 2 get somewere in my life i will have 2 run away.

ISSABELLA SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So i just jump out of the window. Unfortuntly i forgot we were living in apartments in the city. Well at least it's better than 2 be whith step-mother...

I know i'me gonna die right here right now. Well i sorta loved my life...

I woke up in heaven, at least i thougt it was heaven. I... i... i... i... i lookd in the most beutifull face i ever saw!

"what's your name... stranger?"
"Emmett Cullen. And i am a vampire!"
"Thats cool." i awnserd calmly.
"wow i'me surprized."
"4 what?"
"Well i am a vampire..."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"
Then... i saw lights... flashing... a HORRIBLE pain... up my neck! I'me dying.... i'me dyiiiiiiiiing!!!!!
Get me 2 a hospitil.
No, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oi wait a sec i'me just repeating the same story, all over again...

Someone: That's why u should let me tell the story.
Bella: oi who are u?
Someone: I was wondering if u could tell me?
Someone else: I'de tell u.

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IluvjacobOk The next story will come out whitthen 3 days. And THAT will be a lot funnier. Thats a promise.

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Twilight If Bella Chose Jacob - Chapter 3

posted by bookworm4nero

Chapter 3

“Edward! Stop it!” Carlisle’s commanding voice snapped Edward out of his trance. Jacob wasted no time, he rushed to Bella’s side “Carlisle, she’s not moving, why isn’t she moving?” Jacob’s voice was breaking, fear was invading his body. What would he do without Bella? Edward was standing Frozen - Uma Aventura Congelante on the spot, realising what he’d done. What made it even worse was that he wasn’t worrying about whether Bella was okay or not. He was mais concerned about the little cut Bella had gotten where she had landed. It wasn’t a big cut; even Jacob had not noticed it yet. But...

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edwards bella and jacobs bella

posted by haleycullen

when Bella first meets Edward he is trying his best to stay away from her and Jacob is trying to get closer to her when Edward and Bella goes out and Edward leaves her Jacob finds her in the forest and takes her início to charlie then in eclipse Jacob tells Bella he loves her and kisses her witched cause Bella to soco him and she breaks her hand then calls Edward to take her to Carlise and in breaking dawn Jacob came to viste Bella as a gift but it goes bad and Sam Seth Embery toke Jacob início an then when Bella has Reneesme Jacob tries to kill Reneesme but instead imprinted on her and in Breaking Dawn part 2 Bella's a vampire and finds out Jacob imprinted witch mad her mad and let me just say that it was just funny

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The Bad Guy Ch.1

posted by Twilight_Malfoy

~Renesmee's POV~
Tears began to stream down my face as I stared into my new daughter's brown eyes. She cooed and grasped my pointing finger.
"She's gorgeous." I heard Jake whisper into my ear. I laughed happily and kissed his temple. It was his child as well. Yes,I've broken the treaty,but I don't care.
"What's her name going to be?" Asked Aunt Rosalie,peering over my shoulder to get a good look at my child. I pondered for a moment.
"What about Granite Elle Black?" Suggested Jake quietly. I looked down at her face. She looked perfect for being a Granite. I nodded and handed her to his awaiting...

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The Last Cullen, Chapter Four

posted by princesskay4

SORRY that I haven't been posting. I've been really busy with school and cheerleading. But here you go, hope this satisfies all those who waited so long :)

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Seth and I haven’t talked since our kiss.
I really didn’t mean for it to be a big deal. I just thought it’d keep him satisfied for a while, since my thirst had overtaken my attraction for him at the time. However, he’s managed to stay as far away from me as possible. Unfortunately for him, that means he just stays outside of the house in his lobo form. It astonishes me that neither he nor Jacob ever...

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The Last Cullen

posted by princesskay4

Have you ever felt like your entire body was on fire, and there was nothing you can do about it? You're in excruciating pain and all you can do is lie there and let it happen. That's how it feels to be turned into a vampire.
I didn't ask for this. I honestly would have rather died, but I suppose that wasn't an option ever since Emmett and Rosalie found me. Rosalie must have taken pity in me, being raped, beaten, stabbed and left to die in the middle of nowhere. Right before my spirit almost left my body, I could feel bite marks all over my body. My neck, my legs, my stomach and wrists ached...

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"Scandal" Nothing mais Than a "Hoax?" What Do You Think??

posted by Ren_Esme

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart

Greetings,

My first reaction to Kristen Stewart's Affair with Rupert Sanders came as a total shock and a defiance that many Twilight fãs had angered, and cried over... including me.

Then after days and weeks rolled by, I thought of the whole situation, and now it wasn't Kristen who I was angry with, but I was furious with Rupert Sanders, who is twice the age of Kristen, was Married with two children, and SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER than to SEDUCE A "TAKEN" YOUNG LADY behind his own Wife's back!

But now, not only has the days past, but the weeks and months, and things that have transpired in the...

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New Theatrical Trailer: THE TWILIGHT SAGA : BREAKING DAWN – Part 2 Email

posted by Smilebaby05

Hold on to your fang-lovin’ hats TWI-HARDS… because the trailer for THE TWILIGHT SAGA : BREAKING DAWN – PART 2 has officially been released.

THE TWILIGHT SAGA film series stars Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson and tells the story of 17-year-old Bella cisne who moves to the small town of Forks, Washington to live with her father, and becomes drawn to Edward Cullen, a pale, mysterious classmate who seems determined to push her away. But neither can deny the attraction that pulls them together…even when Edward confides that he and his family are vampires.

Did you know that not only did...

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What I amor About the Twilight Saga

posted by ebcullen4ever

If you were to ask me what I amor about the Twilight saga,it would take me a week to tell you what I amor about it.There are a lot of things to amor about it,but here are the topo, início 5 things I amor about the Twilight Saga...

1)The amor story of Edward and Bella.It's not often that you read about a vampire falling in amor with a human.Stephenie made us fall in amor with vampiros with the Twilight books,but mais importantly she made us fall in amor with Edward and Bella as they fell in amor with each other.We became enraptured with their amor story and eagerly anticipated the continuing amor story...

Twilight BreakDown

posted by ShobiMirza

Twilight New Hero Entry Name Is Dazzler This Is A Vampire And New Girl Name Is Dazzling And Awesome Cute Couple ! Twilight Break Down And This Entry Is After And Edward's Bro And Bella Sister The Cool Couple And This Is A Vampire Breaking Dawn Part 2 Summit has released 8 new imagens from The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 . They’ve also released hi-res versions of the three imagens that were released last week. You may think I have nothing nice to say about this series, but I will say that my interest for Breaking Dawn is piqued simply because I’m a fã of director Bill Condon.

Hit the jump to check out the images. The film stars Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and Taylor Lautner. The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1 is set to open November 18th.

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Sister Rosetta ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

She's a caged animal
London por night
Crashing lights and cymbals
Queens of twilight

And if I was you
I'd use the lue before the long drive
And we’ll compliment each other
Just like Satan and Christ

Baby, when I am laid to rest
May my laughter remain
Like your kiss blew me away

Capture the spirit
I gotta know right now
I see you before me
Won't you show me how

I wear my hair fizzy
And I don't copy no style
‘Cause kissin' and a scrubbin'
It has consequences

You're on the bus again past Big Ben
And you’re playing the Wild Card
Tell your A.S.B.O. friend
Sling his hook and go make your girl smile

Cause baby, when...

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A Thousand Years ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

coração beats fast
Colors and promises
How to be brave
How can I amor when I'm afraid to fall

But watching you stand alone
All of my doubt
Suddenly goes away somehow
One step closer

I have died every dia waiting for you
Darling don't be afraid
I have loved you for a thousand years
I'll amor you for a thousand more

Time stands still
Beauty in all she is
I will be brave
I will not let anything take away

What's standing in front of me
Every breath
Every hora has come to this
One step closer

I have died every dia waiting for you
Darling don't be afraid
I have loved you for a thousand years
I'll amor you for a thousand...

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What Part Of Forever ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Run, run, run away so lost, lost never comin’
Home rollin’, rollin’ down a track
No, no I’m never comin’ back
Hot amor pumpin’ in my veins
Our amor I hope it’s not too late
That’s the road that’s the load that’s the role
I’ve been down I’ve been down I've been down

What part of forever don't you understand

I could stay, stay, stay, if that’s what you want, want, want
I’d give it to you, you, you
If I had a heart, heart, heart
And we could go, go, go
And never look back on now
I’d give it to you, you, you
If I had a heart, heart, heart

Run, run, run away so lost, lost never comin’...

Ours ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

After tonight
Who knows where we'll be tomorrow
What if we're never here again

After tonight
This will be a lifetime ago
So let's stay up until the sky bleeds red

And we'll stop, stop, stop the world from moving
Stop, stop, stop the clocks from turning
Stop this night from fading away

This time is ours
If I could hold this moment in my hands
I'd stop the world from moving
I'd stop the clocks from turning

This time is ours
Inside a Frozen - Uma Aventura Congelante memory of us
And we are motionless, motionless

Gone like a dream
That I have just awoken from
Fading away, just out of reach

And we are here
But I already miss you
Even as you're...

Done All Wrong ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

I done me wrong
I done all wrong
All the wrong I done
I’m sure to live quite long

I done all wrong
I done me wrong
All the wrong I done
I’m sure to live quite, quite long
All the wrong I done
Will be undone in song
All the wrong I done
Will be undone in song

If you’re doing wrong
If you done all wrong
You can rest assure
You’re gonna live quite long

If you done all wrong
You’re doing wrong
You can rest assure
You’re gonna live quite, quite long
All the wrong you done
Will be undone in song
All the wrong you done
Will be undone in song

We’re doing wrong
We all done wrong
If we did no wrong
I’m sure we would be gone

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A White Demon amor Song ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

White demon amor song down the hall
White demon shadow on the road
Back up your mind there is a call
He hears it coming after all
Of this time
She likes the way he sings
White demon amor song’s in her dreams

White demon where’s your selfish kiss
White demon sorrow will arrange
Let’s not forget about the fear
Black invitation to a place that cannot change
While strangely holy, come for a rain
Darling

White demon widen your heart’s scope
White demon who let your friend go
White demon widen your heart’s scope
White demon who let your friend go

Let us be in love
(Let us be in love)
Let’s do old and gray...

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Hearing Damage ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

A tear in my brain
Allows the voices in
They wanna push you off the path
With their frequency wires

And you can do no wrong
In my eyes
In my eyes
You can do no wrong
In my eyes
In my eyes

A drunken salesman
Your hearing damage
Your mind is restless
They say you’re getting better
But you don’t feel any better

(In my eyes
In my eyes)

Your speakers are blowing
Your ears are wrecking
Your hearing damage
You wish you felt better
You wish you felt better

(In my eyes
A better place)

You can do no wrong
In my eyes
In my eyes
You can do no wrong
In my eyes
In my eyes
In my eyes
In my eyes
In my eyes
In my eyes

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Flightless Bird, American Mouth ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

I was a quick wet boy
Diving too deep for coins
All of your rua light eyes
Wide on my plastic toys
Then when the cops closed the fair
I cut my long baby hair
roubou me a dog-eared map
And called for you everywhere

Have I found you
Flightless bird, jealous, weeping
Or lost you
American mouth
Big pill looming

Now I’m a fat house cat
Nursing my sore blunt tongue
Watching the warm poison rats
Curl through the wide fence cracks
Pissing on magazine photos
Those fishing lures thrown in the cold and clean
Blood of Christ mountain streams

Have I found you
Flightless bird, grounding, bleeding
Or lost you
American mouth
Big pill stuck going down

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Crimson Blood: Chapter 1.

posted by Renesmee_08

This is the story of Edward Anthony Masen, before he found Bella.His birth,human life, rebellion against the Cullens, and transformation

Chapter 1: Elizabeth Masen

I was trying...hard..pushing with all my might.I held hands with Martha, my trusted servant whom I had thought of as family because she had cared for me since I was born.I gently squeezed her soft and withered hands for support.My hair was a mess beneath my pillow.I screamed loudly,hoping to relieve the pain.It didn't work.The doctor stood facing me at the foot of my bed,his arms ready to my newborn child.I screamed once mais and...

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Imprint (chapters one and two)

posted by teamjane99

WARNING: coarse language

MAYA CHAPTER ONE: MOVING
THE PLANE TRIP WAS SLOW AS hell. It took over half hora of nonstop boring conversations with my mother and father, and then another two and a half hours of absolute silence between the three of us. I guessed that it was then, after that half hour, that they realized that I was furious with them for dragging me all the way from sunny New Mexico to dreary La Push, Forks, Washington – a city that I didn’t even know existed. Mom said that it was so I could connect to our old roots, since her and my father both were born there but, truthfully,...

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Tremble For My Beloved ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

The hora has begun
Your eyes have now opened

To a world where madness craves
To a world where hope’s enslaved
Oh I tremble for my amor always

Your window’s opened wide
Your innocence takes flight

To a world where madness craves
To a world where hope’s enslaved
Oh I tremble for my amor always

It’s a world where madness craves
It’s a world where hope’s enslaved
Oh I tremble for my amor always

It’s a world where madness craves
It’s a world where hope’s enslaved
Yeah I tremble for you amor always