Dear Edward


Edward, you are THE guy according to 99.9% of the girls out there but not me no siree! here is why:

Watching Bella while she is asleep:
I get that you wanna protect her blah blah all the romantic stuff, but you started doing the watch-her-while-she-is-asleep thingy RIGHT after you met her. What were you protecting her from? oh right you were scared that she would die in her sleep or something, would have been interesting to see how you would have saved her from that one.

The whole deal with blood:
Do not care whether you drink human blood, animal blood or any other blood. Its disturbing to know that you drink blood just think about it dude you drink blood like I drink water now that's just extremely disturbing dude. Its even mais disturbing when you have to tell Bella you are going out to hunt I am sure she has this image of you drinking blood from that poor animal.*shivers*

Warm up:
I don't know about Bella but I sure do want a guy who I can cuddle up to during winter. Lucky you got Bella who doesn't complain about that. If I were Bella, honey you wouldn't hear the end of it. So once again Jacob triumphs in that department... Starting to think Bella is delusional for choosing you over our ablicious Jacob

Yours faithfully

The crazed Jacob fã