Dear Edward
Edward, you are THE guy according to 99.9% of the girls out there but not me no siree! here is why:
Watching Bella while she is asleep:
I get that you wanna protect her blah blah all the romantic stuff, but you started doing the watch-her-while-she-is-asleep thingy RIGHT after you met her. What were you protecting her from? oh right you were scared that she would die in her sleep or something, would have been interesting to see how you would have saved her from that one.
The whole deal with blood:
Do not care whether you drink human blood, animal blood or any other blood. Its disturbing to know that you drink blood just think about it dude you drink blood like I drink water now that's just extremely disturbing dude. Its even mais disturbing when you have to tell Bella you are going out to hunt I am sure she has this image of you drinking blood from that poor animal.*shivers*
Warm up:
I don't know about Bella but I sure do want a guy who I can cuddle up to during winter. Lucky you got Bella who doesn't complain about that. If I were Bella, honey you wouldn't hear the end of it. So once again Jacob triumphs in that department... Starting to think Bella is delusional for choosing you over our ablicious Jacob
Yours faithfully
The crazed Jacob fã
Edward, you are THE guy according to 99.9% of the girls out there but not me no siree! here is why:
Watching Bella while she is asleep:
I get that you wanna protect her blah blah all the romantic stuff, but you started doing the watch-her-while-she-is-asleep thingy RIGHT after you met her. What were you protecting her from? oh right you were scared that she would die in her sleep or something, would have been interesting to see how you would have saved her from that one.
The whole deal with blood:
Do not care whether you drink human blood, animal blood or any other blood. Its disturbing to know that you drink blood just think about it dude you drink blood like I drink water now that's just extremely disturbing dude. Its even mais disturbing when you have to tell Bella you are going out to hunt I am sure she has this image of you drinking blood from that poor animal.*shivers*
Warm up:
I don't know about Bella but I sure do want a guy who I can cuddle up to during winter. Lucky you got Bella who doesn't complain about that. If I were Bella, honey you wouldn't hear the end of it. So once again Jacob triumphs in that department... Starting to think Bella is delusional for choosing you over our ablicious Jacob
Yours faithfully
The crazed Jacob fã
On Italy: "Italy was a dream. Very surreal. I think everyone there, no matter who it was, Rob Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, [director] Chris Weitz or anyone else would say that it was an experience that they may never go through again. The hospitality of the whole thing, the way they treated us, the whole setting was so magnificent."
On Rob: "Rob, I feel sorry for him a little bit. I feel for him, because he’s like a paparazzi fugitive right now. He can’t leave his house. He’s the most photographed person in the world."
Transformation
When the transformation begins,
the heat flows through your body.
The wind around you,
turns to mist.
Suddenly your on all fours,
racing through the forest.
Your russet brown fur,
swirls in the wind.
Your like a blur,
like a brown line has been sketched into the forest.
Then you hear the voices of your pack,
calling you to hunt.
Listen while the wind screams past you,
and your packs mind turns into one.
you stalk your prey together,
till they see you and you act as one,
and they have no chance of escape.
You feast on your meal,
cleaning your bloody claws.
Then the call of the human world,
reminds you to go home.
While the change ends,
but same as the beginning.
The werewolf you were,
is now inside of you
When the transformation begins,
the heat flows through your body.
The wind around you,
turns to mist.
Suddenly your on all fours,
racing through the forest.
Your russet brown fur,
swirls in the wind.
Your like a blur,
like a brown line has been sketched into the forest.
Then you hear the voices of your pack,
calling you to hunt.
Listen while the wind screams past you,
and your packs mind turns into one.
you stalk your prey together,
till they see you and you act as one,
and they have no chance of escape.
You feast on your meal,
cleaning your bloody claws.
Then the call of the human world,
reminds you to go home.
While the change ends,
but same as the beginning.
The werewolf you were,
is now inside of you