(Me: *making brownies* Kay you can stir it now dad!
Dad: *Stirs brownie mix* Abby, are you sure you put all the ingredients in?
Me: Yup! Everything on the box!
Dad: Well you put to of everything right?
Me: Why would I do that?
Dad: Abby. Your making two batches at the same time -.-
Me: Oh.....
Dad: And your supposed to be the smart one?
lol I'm stupid. ENJOY :D)
ELIMINATION CEREMONY
Rayla: *tearing up* oi guys!
Crystal: What's wrong?
Rayla: YOUR GETTING RID OF SOMEONE WHO I WOULD ACTUALLY KEEP IN MY POCKET CAUSE I THINK THERE SO COOL!
Star: Noah?
Rayla: NO! *gives doughnut to everyone bit LeShawana* I-I'm sorry!
LeShawana: *shrugs* Bye! *Goes off into the sunset on the majestic corcel dolphin*
Rayla: I HOPE Y'ALL ARE HAPPY! *runs off*
Alejandro: What just happened?
THE seguinte DAY...... ON A BUS?
Crystal: *Hits head on assento and wakes up rubbing his head* OW! What the hell! *the other campers soon start to wake up and take a seat*
Rayla: *Yells from drivers seat* MORNING CAMPERS!
Samanthat: Why are we on a bus?!
Rayla: Great question! But first......Last time on Total Drama Blank! I put a twist on romantic crap!, I'm pretty sure Courtney is up to something evil even if she's not on the show, and that's it! What will happen now? Find out!
Destrey: SUCCESS!
Rayla: Okay! So it comes to my attention that I didn't get y'all gifts for any holiday that has come! So, I'm still not gonna!
Duncan: Gee! Thanks -.-
Rayla: Y'all will draw a name out of this can of beans and whoever you get, you will find a gift for! There's no rush and this isn't really a hard challenge. It's really just an excuse to go goof off in the mall -.-
Gwen: What about breakfast?
Rayla: *arrives* It's called a comida court! Shane is outside with the can! GO! *They run off bus and get the names*
(IN MALL comida COURT WITH DUNCAN AND DESTREY)
Destrey: *holding a bag of oranges* That is never gonna work!
Duncan: *Holding laranja juice* Uh.. Ya it will!
Destrey: That is never gonna work with your amount of science knowledge.
Duncan: You know, I watch Bill Nigh! Everyday and I'm a level three now. My knowledge has been going up pretty stetely.
Destrey: No, your not up to my level! My power is over nine-thousand.
Duncan:......Nine-thousand of what?
Destrey: Just nine-thousand in general.
Duncan: Oh..
Noah: *walks up behind them* Sup chumps? *hits Duncan's drink causing it to fall on Destrey's camisa then walks off*
Both: ........
Duncan: HEY! What was that? I can no longer drink this!
Noah: *shrugs*
Duncan: THAT REALLY PEEVES ME OFF!
Destrey: WHY WOULD YOU KNOCK THE DRINK OUT OF HIS HAND?!
Duncan: Why would you- Why would you do that?!
Noah: oi bro.
Duncan: You know what- BAGOUCH! I am so peeved right now!
Destrey: He is peeved!
Noah: oi bro, your crusin' for a brusin'.
Destrey: I'M JUST GONNA GO BUY AN ENTIRE... ARRAY OF CLOTHES!
Duncan: YA AND WHEN- What?
Destrey: AND BECOME MIKE TYSON'S AGENT!
Noah: Hey, hey, hey, hey. Big show. *walks up behind him. Carrying a cup and puts his arm around Duncan* You know, I've been thinking on my actions and I've been atuação like a huge chump for these last couple of minutes...
Duncan: Ya, you have been. A big chump!
Noah: *hands Duncan drink* I bought you a replacement drink.
Destrey: You've been mais than a chump.
Noah: *smiles innocently*
Duncan: *takes drink* well Uh-
Destrey: Wait a second-
Noah: *knocks drink on Destrey then runs off*
Destrey: WHAT? UGH!
Duncan: BAGOUCH! OH! I AM- I AM- I AM PEEVED! BAGOUCH!
Destrey: HE IS SO PEEVED RIGHT NOW!
Duncan: Why would you do that?! You jus hit- THAT WAS SUCH A TRICKY THING TO DO!
Destrey: WHY WOULD YOU KNOCK THAT OUT OF HIS HAND? HE WAS GONNA DRINK THAT!
Duncan: That was pretty stealthy I'm not gonna lie!
Noah: oi man *points to Duncan*, Stuff it.
Duncan: You want me to what?!
Destrey: He is- He is PEEVED!
Duncan: This guy wants me to stuff it! You know, I'm not a calzone! Last time I checked!
Destrey: GO RIDE A ROLLER COASTER!
Noah: Your cruisin' for a brusin'.
Destrey: GO RIDE A CIRCUS RIDE!
Duncan: Ya- WHAT? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!
Noah: Heeeeeyyyy! *puts arms around Destrey and Duncan*
Destrey: Oh not again!
Duncan: What do you want?
Destrey: It never ends!
Noah: Okay, that was twice now.
Duncan: Ya, that was twice now.
Noah: What you said about the circus ride really opened up my eyes. *hands Duncan a cup* I bought you a replacement beverage. I'm truly sorry about this. I was confused. I didn't know what I wanted.
Duncan: No way.... That is just..So nice of you!
Noah: *Hand reaches over to cup*
Destrey: Wait a second....
Noah: *Shakes Duncan's hand instead then walks off*
Destrey: That was the nicest- that guy!
Duncan: Wow, I think I really misjudged that guy!
Destrey: *nods head* He's a good guy!
Duncan: You know I kinda feel like- like-
Destrey: *randomly picks up hand hitting the suco, suco de and spills it all over his face*
Duncan: OH! OH I AM-
Destrey: *walks away*
Duncan: OH! BAGOUCH! *storms off*
estrela and Gwen: 0.o
(m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=US#/watch?v...ytk)
****CONFESSIONAL****
Star: I'm pretty sure that's the first time I've seen Noah...do anything like that!
Gwen: Did Duncan just get bullied....by Noah?
****END CONFESSIONAL****
Crystal: *walks up with Samanthat* Okay....? Did y'all guys see that to?
S&G: *nods*
Crystal: Just checking. Well do you two wanna cadastrar-se me and Samanthat?
Gwen: Maybe we'll catch up with you guys later. Me and estrela have to figure something out first.....
Crystal: Okay....? Come on Samanthat!
Samanthat: Maybe Mirra would wanna come.
Samanthat: Okay! *they walk off*
READER: BE THE SAME PEOPLE BUT AT A DIFFERENT PLACE!
Crystal: Who do you got Mirra?
Mirra: *looks at slip of paper* YAY! Alejandro! :D You?
Crystal: *looks at paper* Uhh....oh! Noah. Well he'll be easy! How about you Samanthat?
Samanthat: I got Cody. :P I'll just get him a three dollar game.
Mirra: I already know what to get Alejandro!
Crystal: Well let's get this done and goof off the rest of the time!
Mirra: :D Hell ya! *off they run*
READER: BE ANOTHER PERSON
Cody: *Checking out* Well now that I got a great gift for Gwen, I can relax the rest of the day!
Store Clerk: Look man, I really don't give a crap. Just pay for you item!
Cody: *hands him a credit card* Our host Rayla told us not to worry about money! She'd take care of it! *swipes card*
SC: Kay? Well it's not working sir.
Cody: What? *swipes again*
SC: Didn't you say Rayla? Oh! Your from TDB! Doesn't she hate you?
Cody: *groans* Yes....
SC: *points to Duncan, Gwen, Star, and Noah who are walking out of the store* Arn't they in it to? They didn't have credit cards.
Cody: *groans again* Of course.... Well sense you know who I am.....
SC: You still have to pay.
Cody: *grabs item* Right.......*Runs out of store towered elevator* I'M SORRY BUT I NEED THIS TO WIN! *bumps into someone*
Shane: oi Cody. You have to pay for that...
Cody: *runs around him* SORRY!
Shane: *sighs* I'm not chasing after him :P *pulls out walkey-talky* I'll tell Ebony to! *presses button* oi Eb?
WHERE EBONY IS AT
Ebony: *answers* Sup Shane?
Shane: Ya Co-
Ebony: Wait.... How did you call a phone with a walkey-talky?
Shane: Uh....
Ebony: And how are we mall cops now?
Shane: I don't know? Ask Ra-
Ebony: And how-
Shane: EBONY! JUST TELL CHEF WE HAVE A FREAKING THEIF!
Ebony: Okay grumpy-pants! We'll take care of it! *hangs up phone* Chef, who magically just got back from vacation, we have a thief!
Chef: Well you take care of it! I'm busy!
Ebony: -_- But he's right over there...... *points to Cody who's waiting for the elevator to open*
Chef: FINE! I'll handle it! *runs after Cody* MAGGOT! YOU BETTER RETURN THOSE NOW!
Cody: *elevator door open* SORRY CHEF! >:D *runs into elevator and the doors close*
Chef: *shrugs* I tried. *goes and sits*
BE SOMEONE ELSE
Alejandro: *walking in rage around the mall*
Mirra: *walks por with Crystal and Samanthat. She then sees him and says she'll be right back. Walks up to Alejandro* oi Alejandro!
Alejandro: >:| What do you want?
Mirra: :( Uh... Who do you got?
Alejandro: *mumbles* Duncan.
Mirra: Oh...cool. I got you!
Alejandro: Are you going to leave me alone? That would be the best gift ever.
Mirra: D,: ...Okay.... WHATEVER! *Storms off toward Crystal and Samanthat with tears in her eyes*
Crystal: What's wrong Mirra?!
Mirra: I don't wanna talk about it!
SOMEONE ELSE
Duncan: *looking at a TV about to cry* W-Why!? Why can't we find all those animais a home! They're people too! I-I just want to hold them all in my arm!
Gwen: Um.....Duncan? Are you okay?
Noah: He's just being a chump!
Duncan: Be quite Noah!
Noah: Oh I would, but you're making it really hard!
Star: Noah, Stop! *Noah an Duncan continue to fight when Destrey walks by* DES!
Destrey: Yo?
Star: You hang out with them a lot right?
Destrey: Ya...
Gwen: What is wrong with them?
Star: They've bee atuação like this sense the elimination ceremony yesterday!
Destrey: Haha that's when I made cupcakes!
Both: 0.0 What?
Destrey: Yep ^.^
Gwen: What was in those cupcakes?
Destrey: Eggs, Milk, bolinho, queque mix, Oil, Cheetos, bacon, toucinho hawk brand bacon, and some mushrooms!
Star: What...what kind of mushrooms?
Destrey: I don't know? I've been eating them since I was little!
Gwen: Who all ate the cupcakes?
Destrey: Duncan, Noah, me, and......Uh... It starts with an A..... Uh... lol I forgot. :P
Star: -.- But I think I know..... Come on! *walks off*
IN AN ELEVATOR
Cody: *Pressing different buttons repeatedly* COME ON! COME ON! COME ON! COME ON! *The elevator makes some noises then stops* 0.0
Crap! CAN ANYONE HERE ME! *knocks on door* HELP! *sighs* Well....If I pressed a whole bunch of buttons before... *presses them all*
IN ANOTHER ROOM
?????: *typing on a computer when alarm goes off* UHG! What's the point of making the emergency button impossible to find if someone always finds it?! *turns on monitor* What douche bag got stuck this time? *monitor shows Cody* -____- 'Course.
Cody: *hears static* Hello? Is someone there?
?????: *the person is gonna be on a microphone this whole time* Sup?
Cody: Rayla.......Nooo!
Rayla: Yes.
Cody: *sighs* Okay look, I know this isn't the time.... What with me getting out in your hands and all.... But what happened like three episodes ago...... I liked it, and I want it to happen again.....
Rayal: Cody....
Cody: Ray....
Rayla: *really happy sounding* Cody!
Cody: *embarrassed* He-he Ray.....
Rayla: *Mad* CODY!
Cody: *Scared* Ray....
Rayla: *normal* Don't worry Cody! We'll get you out this instance!
Cody: Really! :D
Rayla: *laughs* As soon as you admit that, that whole situation was a mistake and that you suck major utter!
Cody: NOOOO!!!
Rayla: *shrugs* 'Kay! I guess you won't mind if I play obnoxious elevator música then?
Cody: *puts hands over ears* You wouldn't!
Rayla: Ya I would. :P *presses button and música starts*
Cody: It begins.....
BE THE GOTH AND FRIENDS
Noah: Man, I'm not lying when I say this.... You suck.
Duncan: *sobbing* I'm sorry!
Gwen: *x2 facepalm* WIIL YOU TWO SHUT UP! *turns toward Destrey* Are you sure those are the ones you used?
Destrey: *Holding store bought mushrooms* Yup! Ma's always bought that kind!
Star: Where did you get store bought mushrooms?
Destrey: Shane's kitchen. That's where I got everything!
Gwen: Then we need to go there!
Star: TO SHANE'S MAGICALLY OBTAINED SECURITY OFFICE! *off they run*
BE THE GIRLS
Mirra: I-I don't get it!
Crystal: *pats her back* I'm sorry Mirra...
Samanthat: Hey.. Let's not let this ruin today! We all got our gifts. Let's have have some fun!
Mirra; *sighs* Kay... :)
Crystal: LOOK! *points* A CONVENIENTLY PLACED KARAOKE CLUB!
Samanthat: That might make you feel better...
Mirra we can try it...,
Alejandro: *bumps into Mirra* MOVE! *walks into club*
Mirra: D,:< LET'S DO THIS! *storms into club*
IN AN ELEVATOR
Cody: *sighs* I can do this.... I'll be fine...
DENIAL :(
Cody: *looks super bored* Okay! Its been like a minute! *looks at a picture of candy* Oh candy.....I may never get to taste you again... *looks at bag with gift in it* oi gift, maybe Rayla won't keep me in here forever! :)
Rayla: Ha...I will.
Cody: *mumbles* No one even asked you.....
IN AN OFFICE
Shane: *typing on computer* Stupid Cody and Ebony shippers..... I didn't cast a spell on her to make her not like Cody. -.-
cogumelo group: *Bust threw door, breaking it*
Shane: -_____- Was that really necessary?
Duncan: *picks up piece of door with tears in his eyes* YOU DIDN'T DESERVE THIS! *Cradles piece*
Noah: oi man..
Duncan: BAGOUCH! IM PEEVED AGAIN!
Noah: I was gonna tell your piece it was hideous.
Duncan: *gasps and looks at piece* That is not true!
Destrey: *gasps* NOAH! THAT IS TERRIBLE TO SAY! *takes piece from Duncan* Piece, you are beautiful! No matter what they say!
Duncan: You are beautiful, in every single way!
Both: BECAUSE YOU IS SMART, YOU IS KIND, AND YOU IS IMPORTANT!
Shane: :? The hell.....?
Star: *throws package at Shane* They're atuação like that because of these!
Gwen: Explain them!
Shane: *looks at package* I don't cook mushrooms.
Star: What?
Shane: I don't like them so I don't cook them.
Gwen: Then why are they in your kitchen?
Shane: *shrugs* Ask Ebony. She puts aleatório crap in the cozinha all the time.
Star: *Groans* Fine. Let's go. *Gwen, Noah, and Destrey leave and Duncan stays behind*
Duncan: *picking up pieces of door* I'll hold you all...
Shane: GET OUT OF MY OFFICE DUNCAN!
Duncan: I'M SORRY DON'T HIT ME!
****CONFESSIONAL****
Duncan: *cradling pieces and singing* Don't worry. About a thing! Cause every little thing... Is gonna be alright!
Noah: What an asshole.
****END CONFESSIONAL****
ANGER D:<
Cody: Rayla! As soon as I get out of here I'm going to tell the universe what I did! Do you hear me?!
Rayla: Can't hear you over the music! *turns it up louder*
Cody: OH GOD! I HATE YOU!
AT CLUB
Club DJ: Alright seguinte we got 3 girls who are ready to turn it up! Give it up for Mirra, Crystal, and Samanthat!
Alejandro: *sitting at a table* ???
Mirra: We'd Like to sing Gives You Hell por The All American Rejects.
Dj: You got it! *starts music*
Mirra: I wake up every evening
With a big smile on my face
And it never feels out of place
And you're still probably working
At a nine-to-five pace
I wonder how bad that tastes
The 3: When you see my face
Hope it gives you hell
Hope it gives you hell
When you walk my way
Hope it gives you hell
Hope it gives you hell
Mirra: Now where's your picket fence, love?
And where's that shiny car?
And did it ever get you far?
And you never seemed so tense, love
I've never seen you fall so hard
Do you know where you are?
And truth be told, I miss you
C&S: miss you
And truth be told, I'm lyin'
The 3: When you see my face
Hope it gives you hell
Hope it gives you hell
When you walk my way
Hope it gives you hell
Hope it gives you hell
If you find a man that's worth a damn
And treats you well
Then he's a fool, you're just as well
Hope it gives you hell
I hope it gives you hell
Mirra: Tomorrow you'll be thinking to yourself
Yeah, "Where'd it all go wrong?"
But the list goes on and on
But truth be told, I miss you
C&S: miss you
And truth be told, I'm lyin'
The 3: When you see my face
Hope it gives you hell
Hope it gives you hell
When you walk my way
Hope it gives you hell
Hope it gives you hell
If you find a man that's worth a damn
And treats you well
Then he's a fool, you're just as well
I hope it gives you hell
Mirra: Now you'll never see
What you've done to me
You can take back your memories
They're no good to me
And here's all your lies
You can look me in the eyes
With the sad, sad look
That you wear so well
C&S: When you see my face
Hope it gives you hell
Hope it gives you hell
When you walk my way
Hope it gives you hell
Hope it gives you hell
When you find a man that's worth a damn
And treats you well
Then he's a fool, you're just as well
I hope it gives you hell
Mirra: When you see my face
Hope it gives you hell
Hope it gives you hell
C&S: Hope it gives you hell
Mirra: When you walk my way
Hope it gives you hell
Hope it gives you hell
C&S: Hope it gives you hell
Mirra: When you hear this song and you sing along
But you never tell
C&S: But you never tell
Mirra: Then you're a fool, I'm just as well
I hope it gives you hell
C&S: Hope it gives you hell
Mirra; When you hear this song
I hope that it will give you hell
C&S: Hope it gives you hell
Mirra *starts tearing up*: You can sing along
All 3: I hope that it puts you through hell
Crowd ('cept Alejandro): *Cheers*
Dj: AMAZING! Let's give them another round of applause!
Crowd ('cept Alejandro): *Cheers again*
Mirra: *runs off stage*
Alejandro: *runs after her*
DJ; Yo.... Is she okay?
Crystal: Uh....
Samanthat: HOW BOUT ANOTHER SONG?! :D
Crowd: +silence+
Samanthat: *facepals* Of course... *walks off stage with Crystal*
OFFER :O
Cody: *sighs* Okay Rayla.... You win. If you let me go,I'll return Her gift...My chance of winning today..... ),:
Rayla: Psh! I don't want it.
Cody: ....I wasn't gonna give it to you anyways....
SOMEWHERE ELSE
Ebony: Got any 7s
Chef: *Grumbles and hands her card*
Star: EBONY!
Ebony: :P What?
Star: Thank god we found you! You have too help us!
Gwen: *tosses bag onto table*
Chef: YOU JUST MESSED UP OUR GAME!
Ebony: Why do you have my mushrooms?
Gwen: Destrey had them, he made bolo de copo out of it, then this happened! *points to Noah and Duncan*
Duncan: OW! OW NOAH!
Noah: Sissy.
Duncan: *looks at finger* NOAH BIT ME AND IT REALLY HURT!
Ebony: I see.... Well, they should be back to normal on the marrow! Can't do anything to fix if till then!
Gwen: Really?
Ebony: Yep! So who all ate them?
Destrey: Uh.... Me, Noah, Duncan, and Al! ^.^
Star: Wait.... Al?! OH CRAP! I have to go save someones relationship! *runs off*
Duncan: *tears up* That's so sweet!
Noah: No chump. It's stupid!
Duncan: D':
DISAPPEAR :'C
Cody: oi Rayla... You think anyone is wondering where I'm at right now?
Rayla: Eh, They're not :P
Cody: :( Well....who cares what you think....
SOME OTHER PLACE!
Alejandro: MIRRA!
Mirra: What?!
Alejandro: I have to talk to you...
Mirra: WHAT?!
Alejandro: That was the most......
Mirra: :).....
Alejandro: HORRIBLE THING I HAVE EVER HEARD!
Mirra: ....YOU KNOW WHAT! *slaps him*
Star: *runs up* Wait!
Mirra: I HATE YOU! *Stomps off*
****CONFESSIONAL****
Star: Crap! Crap! Crap!
****END CONFESSIONAL****
IM (NOT) OKAY WITH THIS
Cody: *laying on the ground humming with the music* This song is pretty catchy right Rayla? *he gets no response* Don't ignore me Rayla! *silence* Rayla, are you there? *looks into camera* Rayla?!
(lol The camera room is shown to be empty)
SOMEWHERE ELSE
Rayla: Kay guys! Give your gifts!
Mirra: *Throws a hand-made bowl at Alejandro's head then huffs*
Alejandro: OW?!
Crystal: Here Noah :D *hands him a Robbert Patterson book*
Noah: *takes book* Thanks chump.
Crystal: S'cuse me?
Noah: You heard me chump!
Crystal: -.-
Star: *looks around* Where is Cody?
Rayla: *snickers and shrugs* I dunno! Also, sense only y'all three brought gifts like you had to, y'all are safe! Rest of y'all are up for elimination! CHEF!
Chef: *grabs all the campers at once and throws them on bus* THEY ARE ON!
Rayla: OKAY! LET US HURRY AND LEAVE SENSE EVERYONE *winks* IS HERE! *drives*
IN AN ELEVATOR
Cody: Rayla! *looks at bag* You think the've done perguntas yet bag? *shakes bag* No? Well them-
Rayla: No ya won't!
Cody: RAYLA? OH THANK GOD I THOUGHT YOU LEFT!
Rayla: I did. Your just having delusions douche pickle! Will the real Rayla ever let Cody out? How will Alejandro explain the mushrooms? Finally, What do you think Cody did? Leave who you want eliminated (besides Mirra, Star, and Crystal) below! Also again, Find out seguinte time on Total. Drama! BLANK!
Cody: Are you gonna stay with me Rayla voice?
Rayla voice: Oh hell no!
Cody: Voice! *Silence* D':
(Here is where the elevator thing came from -> m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=US#/watch?v...g
Go watch his comic dubs! Also, you won't get most of them without leitura this amazing thing -> link
Yes. So leave who you want eliminated and answer some of those questions! I'll see ya seguinte time! Abby/starburst-rock)
Dad: *Stirs brownie mix* Abby, are you sure you put all the ingredients in?
Me: Yup! Everything on the box!
Dad: Well you put to of everything right?
Me: Why would I do that?
Dad: Abby. Your making two batches at the same time -.-
Me: Oh.....
Dad: And your supposed to be the smart one?
lol I'm stupid. ENJOY :D)
ELIMINATION CEREMONY
Rayla: *tearing up* oi guys!
Crystal: What's wrong?
Rayla: YOUR GETTING RID OF SOMEONE WHO I WOULD ACTUALLY KEEP IN MY POCKET CAUSE I THINK THERE SO COOL!
Star: Noah?
Rayla: NO! *gives doughnut to everyone bit LeShawana* I-I'm sorry!
LeShawana: *shrugs* Bye! *Goes off into the sunset on the majestic corcel dolphin*
Rayla: I HOPE Y'ALL ARE HAPPY! *runs off*
Alejandro: What just happened?
THE seguinte DAY...... ON A BUS?
Crystal: *Hits head on assento and wakes up rubbing his head* OW! What the hell! *the other campers soon start to wake up and take a seat*
Rayla: *Yells from drivers seat* MORNING CAMPERS!
Samanthat: Why are we on a bus?!
Rayla: Great question! But first......Last time on Total Drama Blank! I put a twist on romantic crap!, I'm pretty sure Courtney is up to something evil even if she's not on the show, and that's it! What will happen now? Find out!
Destrey: SUCCESS!
Rayla: Okay! So it comes to my attention that I didn't get y'all gifts for any holiday that has come! So, I'm still not gonna!
Duncan: Gee! Thanks -.-
Rayla: Y'all will draw a name out of this can of beans and whoever you get, you will find a gift for! There's no rush and this isn't really a hard challenge. It's really just an excuse to go goof off in the mall -.-
Gwen: What about breakfast?
Rayla: *arrives* It's called a comida court! Shane is outside with the can! GO! *They run off bus and get the names*
(IN MALL comida COURT WITH DUNCAN AND DESTREY)
Destrey: *holding a bag of oranges* That is never gonna work!
Duncan: *Holding laranja juice* Uh.. Ya it will!
Destrey: That is never gonna work with your amount of science knowledge.
Duncan: You know, I watch Bill Nigh! Everyday and I'm a level three now. My knowledge has been going up pretty stetely.
Destrey: No, your not up to my level! My power is over nine-thousand.
Duncan:......Nine-thousand of what?
Destrey: Just nine-thousand in general.
Duncan: Oh..
Noah: *walks up behind them* Sup chumps? *hits Duncan's drink causing it to fall on Destrey's camisa then walks off*
Both: ........
Duncan: HEY! What was that? I can no longer drink this!
Noah: *shrugs*
Duncan: THAT REALLY PEEVES ME OFF!
Destrey: WHY WOULD YOU KNOCK THE DRINK OUT OF HIS HAND?!
Duncan: Why would you- Why would you do that?!
Noah: oi bro.
Duncan: You know what- BAGOUCH! I am so peeved right now!
Destrey: He is peeved!
Noah: oi bro, your crusin' for a brusin'.
Destrey: I'M JUST GONNA GO BUY AN ENTIRE... ARRAY OF CLOTHES!
Duncan: YA AND WHEN- What?
Destrey: AND BECOME MIKE TYSON'S AGENT!
Noah: Hey, hey, hey, hey. Big show. *walks up behind him. Carrying a cup and puts his arm around Duncan* You know, I've been thinking on my actions and I've been atuação like a huge chump for these last couple of minutes...
Duncan: Ya, you have been. A big chump!
Noah: *hands Duncan drink* I bought you a replacement drink.
Destrey: You've been mais than a chump.
Noah: *smiles innocently*
Duncan: *takes drink* well Uh-
Destrey: Wait a second-
Noah: *knocks drink on Destrey then runs off*
Destrey: WHAT? UGH!
Duncan: BAGOUCH! OH! I AM- I AM- I AM PEEVED! BAGOUCH!
Destrey: HE IS SO PEEVED RIGHT NOW!
Duncan: Why would you do that?! You jus hit- THAT WAS SUCH A TRICKY THING TO DO!
Destrey: WHY WOULD YOU KNOCK THAT OUT OF HIS HAND? HE WAS GONNA DRINK THAT!
Duncan: That was pretty stealthy I'm not gonna lie!
Noah: oi man *points to Duncan*, Stuff it.
Duncan: You want me to what?!
Destrey: He is- He is PEEVED!
Duncan: This guy wants me to stuff it! You know, I'm not a calzone! Last time I checked!
Destrey: GO RIDE A ROLLER COASTER!
Noah: Your cruisin' for a brusin'.
Destrey: GO RIDE A CIRCUS RIDE!
Duncan: Ya- WHAT? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!
Noah: Heeeeeyyyy! *puts arms around Destrey and Duncan*
Destrey: Oh not again!
Duncan: What do you want?
Destrey: It never ends!
Noah: Okay, that was twice now.
Duncan: Ya, that was twice now.
Noah: What you said about the circus ride really opened up my eyes. *hands Duncan a cup* I bought you a replacement beverage. I'm truly sorry about this. I was confused. I didn't know what I wanted.
Duncan: No way.... That is just..So nice of you!
Noah: *Hand reaches over to cup*
Destrey: Wait a second....
Noah: *Shakes Duncan's hand instead then walks off*
Destrey: That was the nicest- that guy!
Duncan: Wow, I think I really misjudged that guy!
Destrey: *nods head* He's a good guy!
Duncan: You know I kinda feel like- like-
Destrey: *randomly picks up hand hitting the suco, suco de and spills it all over his face*
Duncan: OH! OH I AM-
Destrey: *walks away*
Duncan: OH! BAGOUCH! *storms off*
estrela and Gwen: 0.o
(m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=US#/watch?v...ytk)
****CONFESSIONAL****
Star: I'm pretty sure that's the first time I've seen Noah...do anything like that!
Gwen: Did Duncan just get bullied....by Noah?
****END CONFESSIONAL****
Crystal: *walks up with Samanthat* Okay....? Did y'all guys see that to?
S&G: *nods*
Crystal: Just checking. Well do you two wanna cadastrar-se me and Samanthat?
Gwen: Maybe we'll catch up with you guys later. Me and estrela have to figure something out first.....
Crystal: Okay....? Come on Samanthat!
Samanthat: Maybe Mirra would wanna come.
Samanthat: Okay! *they walk off*
READER: BE THE SAME PEOPLE BUT AT A DIFFERENT PLACE!
Crystal: Who do you got Mirra?
Mirra: *looks at slip of paper* YAY! Alejandro! :D You?
Crystal: *looks at paper* Uhh....oh! Noah. Well he'll be easy! How about you Samanthat?
Samanthat: I got Cody. :P I'll just get him a three dollar game.
Mirra: I already know what to get Alejandro!
Crystal: Well let's get this done and goof off the rest of the time!
Mirra: :D Hell ya! *off they run*
READER: BE ANOTHER PERSON
Cody: *Checking out* Well now that I got a great gift for Gwen, I can relax the rest of the day!
Store Clerk: Look man, I really don't give a crap. Just pay for you item!
Cody: *hands him a credit card* Our host Rayla told us not to worry about money! She'd take care of it! *swipes card*
SC: Kay? Well it's not working sir.
Cody: What? *swipes again*
SC: Didn't you say Rayla? Oh! Your from TDB! Doesn't she hate you?
Cody: *groans* Yes....
SC: *points to Duncan, Gwen, Star, and Noah who are walking out of the store* Arn't they in it to? They didn't have credit cards.
Cody: *groans again* Of course.... Well sense you know who I am.....
SC: You still have to pay.
Cody: *grabs item* Right.......*Runs out of store towered elevator* I'M SORRY BUT I NEED THIS TO WIN! *bumps into someone*
Shane: oi Cody. You have to pay for that...
Cody: *runs around him* SORRY!
Shane: *sighs* I'm not chasing after him :P *pulls out walkey-talky* I'll tell Ebony to! *presses button* oi Eb?
WHERE EBONY IS AT
Ebony: *answers* Sup Shane?
Shane: Ya Co-
Ebony: Wait.... How did you call a phone with a walkey-talky?
Shane: Uh....
Ebony: And how are we mall cops now?
Shane: I don't know? Ask Ra-
Ebony: And how-
Shane: EBONY! JUST TELL CHEF WE HAVE A FREAKING THEIF!
Ebony: Okay grumpy-pants! We'll take care of it! *hangs up phone* Chef, who magically just got back from vacation, we have a thief!
Chef: Well you take care of it! I'm busy!
Ebony: -_- But he's right over there...... *points to Cody who's waiting for the elevator to open*
Chef: FINE! I'll handle it! *runs after Cody* MAGGOT! YOU BETTER RETURN THOSE NOW!
Cody: *elevator door open* SORRY CHEF! >:D *runs into elevator and the doors close*
Chef: *shrugs* I tried. *goes and sits*
BE SOMEONE ELSE
Alejandro: *walking in rage around the mall*
Mirra: *walks por with Crystal and Samanthat. She then sees him and says she'll be right back. Walks up to Alejandro* oi Alejandro!
Alejandro: >:| What do you want?
Mirra: :( Uh... Who do you got?
Alejandro: *mumbles* Duncan.
Mirra: Oh...cool. I got you!
Alejandro: Are you going to leave me alone? That would be the best gift ever.
Mirra: D,: ...Okay.... WHATEVER! *Storms off toward Crystal and Samanthat with tears in her eyes*
Crystal: What's wrong Mirra?!
Mirra: I don't wanna talk about it!
SOMEONE ELSE
Duncan: *looking at a TV about to cry* W-Why!? Why can't we find all those animais a home! They're people too! I-I just want to hold them all in my arm!
Gwen: Um.....Duncan? Are you okay?
Noah: He's just being a chump!
Duncan: Be quite Noah!
Noah: Oh I would, but you're making it really hard!
Star: Noah, Stop! *Noah an Duncan continue to fight when Destrey walks by* DES!
Destrey: Yo?
Star: You hang out with them a lot right?
Destrey: Ya...
Gwen: What is wrong with them?
Star: They've bee atuação like this sense the elimination ceremony yesterday!
Destrey: Haha that's when I made cupcakes!
Both: 0.0 What?
Destrey: Yep ^.^
Gwen: What was in those cupcakes?
Destrey: Eggs, Milk, bolinho, queque mix, Oil, Cheetos, bacon, toucinho hawk brand bacon, and some mushrooms!
Star: What...what kind of mushrooms?
Destrey: I don't know? I've been eating them since I was little!
Gwen: Who all ate the cupcakes?
Destrey: Duncan, Noah, me, and......Uh... It starts with an A..... Uh... lol I forgot. :P
Star: -.- But I think I know..... Come on! *walks off*
IN AN ELEVATOR
Cody: *Pressing different buttons repeatedly* COME ON! COME ON! COME ON! COME ON! *The elevator makes some noises then stops* 0.0
Crap! CAN ANYONE HERE ME! *knocks on door* HELP! *sighs* Well....If I pressed a whole bunch of buttons before... *presses them all*
IN ANOTHER ROOM
?????: *typing on a computer when alarm goes off* UHG! What's the point of making the emergency button impossible to find if someone always finds it?! *turns on monitor* What douche bag got stuck this time? *monitor shows Cody* -____- 'Course.
Cody: *hears static* Hello? Is someone there?
?????: *the person is gonna be on a microphone this whole time* Sup?
Cody: Rayla.......Nooo!
Rayla: Yes.
Cody: *sighs* Okay look, I know this isn't the time.... What with me getting out in your hands and all.... But what happened like three episodes ago...... I liked it, and I want it to happen again.....
Rayal: Cody....
Cody: Ray....
Rayla: *really happy sounding* Cody!
Cody: *embarrassed* He-he Ray.....
Rayla: *Mad* CODY!
Cody: *Scared* Ray....
Rayla: *normal* Don't worry Cody! We'll get you out this instance!
Cody: Really! :D
Rayla: *laughs* As soon as you admit that, that whole situation was a mistake and that you suck major utter!
Cody: NOOOO!!!
Rayla: *shrugs* 'Kay! I guess you won't mind if I play obnoxious elevator música then?
Cody: *puts hands over ears* You wouldn't!
Rayla: Ya I would. :P *presses button and música starts*
Cody: It begins.....
BE THE GOTH AND FRIENDS
Noah: Man, I'm not lying when I say this.... You suck.
Duncan: *sobbing* I'm sorry!
Gwen: *x2 facepalm* WIIL YOU TWO SHUT UP! *turns toward Destrey* Are you sure those are the ones you used?
Destrey: *Holding store bought mushrooms* Yup! Ma's always bought that kind!
Star: Where did you get store bought mushrooms?
Destrey: Shane's kitchen. That's where I got everything!
Gwen: Then we need to go there!
Star: TO SHANE'S MAGICALLY OBTAINED SECURITY OFFICE! *off they run*
BE THE GIRLS
Mirra: I-I don't get it!
Crystal: *pats her back* I'm sorry Mirra...
Samanthat: Hey.. Let's not let this ruin today! We all got our gifts. Let's have have some fun!
Mirra; *sighs* Kay... :)
Crystal: LOOK! *points* A CONVENIENTLY PLACED KARAOKE CLUB!
Samanthat: That might make you feel better...
Mirra we can try it...,
Alejandro: *bumps into Mirra* MOVE! *walks into club*
Mirra: D,:< LET'S DO THIS! *storms into club*
IN AN ELEVATOR
Cody: *sighs* I can do this.... I'll be fine...
DENIAL :(
Cody: *looks super bored* Okay! Its been like a minute! *looks at a picture of candy* Oh candy.....I may never get to taste you again... *looks at bag with gift in it* oi gift, maybe Rayla won't keep me in here forever! :)
Rayla: Ha...I will.
Cody: *mumbles* No one even asked you.....
IN AN OFFICE
Shane: *typing on computer* Stupid Cody and Ebony shippers..... I didn't cast a spell on her to make her not like Cody. -.-
cogumelo group: *Bust threw door, breaking it*
Shane: -_____- Was that really necessary?
Duncan: *picks up piece of door with tears in his eyes* YOU DIDN'T DESERVE THIS! *Cradles piece*
Noah: oi man..
Duncan: BAGOUCH! IM PEEVED AGAIN!
Noah: I was gonna tell your piece it was hideous.
Duncan: *gasps and looks at piece* That is not true!
Destrey: *gasps* NOAH! THAT IS TERRIBLE TO SAY! *takes piece from Duncan* Piece, you are beautiful! No matter what they say!
Duncan: You are beautiful, in every single way!
Both: BECAUSE YOU IS SMART, YOU IS KIND, AND YOU IS IMPORTANT!
Shane: :? The hell.....?
Star: *throws package at Shane* They're atuação like that because of these!
Gwen: Explain them!
Shane: *looks at package* I don't cook mushrooms.
Star: What?
Shane: I don't like them so I don't cook them.
Gwen: Then why are they in your kitchen?
Shane: *shrugs* Ask Ebony. She puts aleatório crap in the cozinha all the time.
Star: *Groans* Fine. Let's go. *Gwen, Noah, and Destrey leave and Duncan stays behind*
Duncan: *picking up pieces of door* I'll hold you all...
Shane: GET OUT OF MY OFFICE DUNCAN!
Duncan: I'M SORRY DON'T HIT ME!
****CONFESSIONAL****
Duncan: *cradling pieces and singing* Don't worry. About a thing! Cause every little thing... Is gonna be alright!
Noah: What an asshole.
****END CONFESSIONAL****
ANGER D:<
Cody: Rayla! As soon as I get out of here I'm going to tell the universe what I did! Do you hear me?!
Rayla: Can't hear you over the music! *turns it up louder*
Cody: OH GOD! I HATE YOU!
AT CLUB
Club DJ: Alright seguinte we got 3 girls who are ready to turn it up! Give it up for Mirra, Crystal, and Samanthat!
Alejandro: *sitting at a table* ???
Mirra: We'd Like to sing Gives You Hell por The All American Rejects.
Dj: You got it! *starts music*
Mirra: I wake up every evening
With a big smile on my face
And it never feels out of place
And you're still probably working
At a nine-to-five pace
I wonder how bad that tastes
The 3: When you see my face
Hope it gives you hell
Hope it gives you hell
When you walk my way
Hope it gives you hell
Hope it gives you hell
Mirra: Now where's your picket fence, love?
And where's that shiny car?
And did it ever get you far?
And you never seemed so tense, love
I've never seen you fall so hard
Do you know where you are?
And truth be told, I miss you
C&S: miss you
And truth be told, I'm lyin'
The 3: When you see my face
Hope it gives you hell
Hope it gives you hell
When you walk my way
Hope it gives you hell
Hope it gives you hell
If you find a man that's worth a damn
And treats you well
Then he's a fool, you're just as well
Hope it gives you hell
I hope it gives you hell
Mirra: Tomorrow you'll be thinking to yourself
Yeah, "Where'd it all go wrong?"
But the list goes on and on
But truth be told, I miss you
C&S: miss you
And truth be told, I'm lyin'
The 3: When you see my face
Hope it gives you hell
Hope it gives you hell
When you walk my way
Hope it gives you hell
Hope it gives you hell
If you find a man that's worth a damn
And treats you well
Then he's a fool, you're just as well
I hope it gives you hell
Mirra: Now you'll never see
What you've done to me
You can take back your memories
They're no good to me
And here's all your lies
You can look me in the eyes
With the sad, sad look
That you wear so well
C&S: When you see my face
Hope it gives you hell
Hope it gives you hell
When you walk my way
Hope it gives you hell
Hope it gives you hell
When you find a man that's worth a damn
And treats you well
Then he's a fool, you're just as well
I hope it gives you hell
Mirra: When you see my face
Hope it gives you hell
Hope it gives you hell
C&S: Hope it gives you hell
Mirra: When you walk my way
Hope it gives you hell
Hope it gives you hell
C&S: Hope it gives you hell
Mirra: When you hear this song and you sing along
But you never tell
C&S: But you never tell
Mirra: Then you're a fool, I'm just as well
I hope it gives you hell
C&S: Hope it gives you hell
Mirra; When you hear this song
I hope that it will give you hell
C&S: Hope it gives you hell
Mirra *starts tearing up*: You can sing along
All 3: I hope that it puts you through hell
Crowd ('cept Alejandro): *Cheers*
Dj: AMAZING! Let's give them another round of applause!
Crowd ('cept Alejandro): *Cheers again*
Mirra: *runs off stage*
Alejandro: *runs after her*
DJ; Yo.... Is she okay?
Crystal: Uh....
Samanthat: HOW BOUT ANOTHER SONG?! :D
Crowd: +silence+
Samanthat: *facepals* Of course... *walks off stage with Crystal*
OFFER :O
Cody: *sighs* Okay Rayla.... You win. If you let me go,I'll return Her gift...My chance of winning today..... ),:
Rayla: Psh! I don't want it.
Cody: ....I wasn't gonna give it to you anyways....
SOMEWHERE ELSE
Ebony: Got any 7s
Chef: *Grumbles and hands her card*
Star: EBONY!
Ebony: :P What?
Star: Thank god we found you! You have too help us!
Gwen: *tosses bag onto table*
Chef: YOU JUST MESSED UP OUR GAME!
Ebony: Why do you have my mushrooms?
Gwen: Destrey had them, he made bolo de copo out of it, then this happened! *points to Noah and Duncan*
Duncan: OW! OW NOAH!
Noah: Sissy.
Duncan: *looks at finger* NOAH BIT ME AND IT REALLY HURT!
Ebony: I see.... Well, they should be back to normal on the marrow! Can't do anything to fix if till then!
Gwen: Really?
Ebony: Yep! So who all ate them?
Destrey: Uh.... Me, Noah, Duncan, and Al! ^.^
Star: Wait.... Al?! OH CRAP! I have to go save someones relationship! *runs off*
Duncan: *tears up* That's so sweet!
Noah: No chump. It's stupid!
Duncan: D':
DISAPPEAR :'C
Cody: oi Rayla... You think anyone is wondering where I'm at right now?
Rayla: Eh, They're not :P
Cody: :( Well....who cares what you think....
SOME OTHER PLACE!
Alejandro: MIRRA!
Mirra: What?!
Alejandro: I have to talk to you...
Mirra: WHAT?!
Alejandro: That was the most......
Mirra: :).....
Alejandro: HORRIBLE THING I HAVE EVER HEARD!
Mirra: ....YOU KNOW WHAT! *slaps him*
Star: *runs up* Wait!
Mirra: I HATE YOU! *Stomps off*
****CONFESSIONAL****
Star: Crap! Crap! Crap!
****END CONFESSIONAL****
IM (NOT) OKAY WITH THIS
Cody: *laying on the ground humming with the music* This song is pretty catchy right Rayla? *he gets no response* Don't ignore me Rayla! *silence* Rayla, are you there? *looks into camera* Rayla?!
(lol The camera room is shown to be empty)
SOMEWHERE ELSE
Rayla: Kay guys! Give your gifts!
Mirra: *Throws a hand-made bowl at Alejandro's head then huffs*
Alejandro: OW?!
Crystal: Here Noah :D *hands him a Robbert Patterson book*
Noah: *takes book* Thanks chump.
Crystal: S'cuse me?
Noah: You heard me chump!
Crystal: -.-
Star: *looks around* Where is Cody?
Rayla: *snickers and shrugs* I dunno! Also, sense only y'all three brought gifts like you had to, y'all are safe! Rest of y'all are up for elimination! CHEF!
Chef: *grabs all the campers at once and throws them on bus* THEY ARE ON!
Rayla: OKAY! LET US HURRY AND LEAVE SENSE EVERYONE *winks* IS HERE! *drives*
IN AN ELEVATOR
Cody: Rayla! *looks at bag* You think the've done perguntas yet bag? *shakes bag* No? Well them-
Rayla: No ya won't!
Cody: RAYLA? OH THANK GOD I THOUGHT YOU LEFT!
Rayla: I did. Your just having delusions douche pickle! Will the real Rayla ever let Cody out? How will Alejandro explain the mushrooms? Finally, What do you think Cody did? Leave who you want eliminated (besides Mirra, Star, and Crystal) below! Also again, Find out seguinte time on Total. Drama! BLANK!
Cody: Are you gonna stay with me Rayla voice?
Rayla voice: Oh hell no!
Cody: Voice! *Silence* D':
(Here is where the elevator thing came from -> m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=US#/watch?v...g
Go watch his comic dubs! Also, you won't get most of them without leitura this amazing thing -> link
Yes. So leave who you want eliminated and answer some of those questions! I'll see ya seguinte time! Abby/starburst-rock)
