(That moment where you look at a map and realize how far away your Internet friends are.....)

Pixie: Hello guys! I'm Pixie!

Davie: Davie here!

Blainley: And I'm BLAINLEY! :D

Pixie&Davie: -.-

Pixie: *pushes her out of the way* Who does not show up to later! So go take your seat!

Blainley: -____- Fine. *walks over to amendoim Gallery and takes a seat*

Davie: Yeah... So you've already seen Mildred... Why not meet the rest of our gallery?

Pixie: Here we have: Katie, Sadie, Lindsey, Sierra, Beth, Justin, Tyler, Trent, Izzy, Geoff, Samantha, Jade, Jada, Robin, Erica, Billy, Lucas, Courtney, Zeke,...

ELIMINATION CEREMONY

Courtney: Where's our host?

Star: I don't know.

Eva: Well somebody better show up soon or I'm gonna kill somebody!!!

Samantha: Just calm down! Maybe if we just wait a few minutos somebody will show up.

All: *Nods heAds in agreement*

3 HOURS LATER

Duncan: It's been 3 Freaking hours.....

Mirra: Wait what's that? *Walks over to the tray that the doughnuts are on and picks up a note* It's a note.

Noah: Well duh. What douse it say? 

Mirra: -.- It says *now leitura note* Dear Campers, since I didn't get to see y'alls challenge and Starburst-Rock is still trying to find a song for todays...

(EL UPDATE! So......... Idk what to put :P lol. ENJOY)

ELIMINATION PLACE

Rayla: *throws doughnuts to all but Alejandro* Ya I'm not even gonna make this anything big..... Your out man.... Sorry?

Alejandro: What?! NO! I can't leave yet! I-I *turns towards Mirra* Mirra....

Mirra: *turns head and tries not to look at him*

Alejandro: D: .......Okay..... *sulks to the golfinho of Shame and rides off*

Rayla: Wow..... Did anyone else feel that? Like....like-Uh.. I dunno. Guilt? No.... Uh... I think it's sadness. Wow- just.. Oh my gosh. Amazing.

Noah: You done?

Rayla: *holds up hand* Wait..... *takes deep breath*...

(Hey guys! Kay so I'm probably only gonna get about 2 atualizações done this week cause it's spring break but March 19th-April 3rd I'm probably not gonna get to update because I have state testing. I wright these before I go to sleep which usually keeps me up till 12. I have to go to cama early guys. So I'll try to get mais time in the dia if I can! Anyways, ENJOY!)

ELIMINATION CEREMONY

Rayla: oi campers! So... I guess y'all forgot to vote or something. Well someone has to go so... What's this? Cody is missing?!

Campers: *look around*

Samanthat: We really didn't notice this whole time?

Rayla: Well...

(SUPRISE!!!! I'm composição literária this early!! :D)


Rayla walks in the middle of both cabins (at 3:00 a.m) with a HUGE bullhorn.

Rayla: >:(.......*into bullhorn* YALL GET YOUR LAZY BUTTS OUT HERE!!!!

Everyone walks out of there cabins tired.

Geoff: *yawns* Yo Dude! Why are we up so early?

Rayla: Because I am mad at all of you!

Geoff: what did we do?

Rayla: YOU DIDNT SAVE ME ANY PIE!!!

All: 0.o oops......

Rayla: Oh but Geoff you can go back to sleep. I feel bad because you died in a DxG story I was reading. :)

DxG: 0.o

Geoff: Can my Bridgey-bare come?

Rayla: No.

Geoff: Then I'll stay!

Bridghette: Awww! That is the...

(Hey guys it's me! Sorry for the wait D: I've been addicted to a comic called homestuck lately and jsjsysnlaghd it's just so amazing. But that's not my only excuse! I've lately got into animation and I've been practicing with that because I really want to be an animator and do storyboards and just art. Well ENJOY!)

Davie: Herrow all and welcome to the 3rd aftermath!

Pixie: We have a lot of crap planned for you and drama and bla!

Davie: I'm Davie!

Pixie: And I'm Pixie!

(Meouth! Now that's a name! Could not resist Dx)

Davie: And this is are now very full amendoim gallery!

Peanut Gallery: *only Izzy,...

(Holy crap.... Guys I am alive and very sorry! I feel like a douche. I am updating because I decided to take a break from drawing the TDB comic..... WHAT? And my Adventure Time poster. Also I've just been really busy guys! I won a violão, guitarra at school so of 'course I'm learning to do that, I have a whole bunch of stuff to do for the end of the school year, and really.... Idk I'm a lazy 12 ano old asshole.... Well anyways summers starting for me in like.... 3 or 4 weeks so... Yay? ENJOY!.)

ELIMINATION- Wait never-mind BREAKFAST!

Duncan: *storms in* UHG! FREAKING RAYLA! *takes seat*

others: *walk...

(Hey guys! It's the valentines dia special! IM BACK WOOOO! Also, Tank YOU Casacada1007 for postin this :D!!!! ENJOY!)

ELIMINATION CEREMONY!

Rayla: *Has Blindfold over Dj and Crystal's eyes* 5, 4, 3, 2, Annnnnd 1!

Crystal and Dj: *now confused* WTF happened?

Rayla: Weeellllll I sorta might of given you and Dj this amor potion that was on My Little pónei, pônei but I didn't finish the episode because Shane was a butt and said this show was gay, even though I know him and Ebony watch it at night :P. ANYWAY! I beat him up then made the potion and gave it to you two-

Crystal: YOU SAID IT WAS soco D:<

Rayla:...

Hello guys... It's your friendly nieborhood Abby here with some bad news.... As many of you have probably guessed, I don't think I'll be composição literária Total Drama Blank anymore. I just don't really like Total Drama anymore and I NEVER get on fanpop anymore unless I get a message saying one of you guys commented on my wall...
Don't get me wrong, this show will always have a special place in my coração but I moved on. I ended up joining the homestuck fandom on Tumblr which has some really amazing people like all of you. I also kinda traded fanpop in for Tumblr.
I know that's probably not a good enough...

(Me: *making brownies* Kay you can stir it now dad!
Dad: *Stirs brownie mix* Abby, are you sure you put all the ingredients in?
Me: Yup! Everything on the box!
Dad: Well you put to of everything right?
Me: Why would I do that?
Dad: Abby. Your making two batches at the same time -.-
Me: Oh.....
Dad: And your supposed to be the smart one?
Lol I'm stupid. ENJOY :D)

ELIMINATION CEREMONY

Rayla: *tearing up* oi guys!

Crystal: What's wrong?

Rayla: YOUR GETTING RID OF SOMEONE WHO I WOULD ACTUALLY KEEP IN MY POCKET CAUSE I THINK THERE SO COOL!

Star: Noah?

Rayla: NO! *gives doughnut to everyone bit LeShawana* I-I'm...

(Heller guys it's Starburst or Abby Here's the new episode! Enjoy! *p.s something is wrong with starbursts computer so she can't send it in an artical so i will send it for her :D*)

PLACE WERE YOUR DREAMS FOR THE MONEY GET CRUSHED!

Rayla: Hi guys! :D soo... It's time for one of you to leave! And we basically know who that is!

Courtney: Bye Dj!

Rayla: *throws doughnut at everyone sept Courtney* Bye Courtney!

Courtney: WHAT! Oh Destrey! D:

Destrey: o3o What?

Courtney: What do you mean what?! This is the part were your supposed to tell me that you amor me and that you never liked Mirra.

Destrey: 0.0...

(Campy, campy, camp! Woo! I'm like in a super good mood guys. Why? Because I get to stuff my face with aleatório comida and my grandma's pie tomorrow! Plus, WUZ THIS? I started a new DxG story that I'm spazzing about! And another thing.....Uh..Damn. I forgot :P wellz ENJOY :D cuz u hav no Idea how long it took to make that stupid guy -_-)
  
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(   ----------/ )
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          /|

ELIMINATION CEREMONY

Rayla: Campers ^.^

Campers: -.- 

Rayla: :J

Campers: -_-

Rayla: :D

Campers: -__-

Rayla: :)

Campers:...

(Hello my friends! How are you? Good? Oh that's terrific! HOLY SMURF THAT STUPID ACE WIRE THINGY JUST STABED MY GARSH DANG FINGER! Holy glob my finger hurts now.... well ENJOY!)

ELIMINATION CEREMONY 

Rayla: *In high pitched voice* Hello I think skittles.... Ya skittles. *coughs* HOLY CHESTNUTS THAT'S HURTS THE THROAT! Oh... Anyways I'm lazy and ya I'm just gonna get this over with. Owen dude. *holds up peace sign* c ya. 
*leaves*

Owen: Aw.... Well bye guys..... OWEN AWAY! *flies off into the sunset*

All: 0.o

Samanthat: And you'd think we'd be used to it por now :P

τħε ɖᎯϓ τħᎯτ ίȘ ɴεΧτ...

(WUZ THIS?! Another update from Abby?!? JES IT IS :D I know you all are probably like 'What the hell?! There is so many atualizações And all the episode are so SHITTY'! Well! Your not very nice if you say that :( ANYWAYS! OMS IT'S HALLOWEEN! Hell ya! I <3 this holiday! Oh! And now I shall tell u that I could've written this last night when I couldnt sleep but instead I stayed up till 4:00am leitura K-boe comics, drawing, and watching YouTube :D Enjoy thue guys!)

Rayla: *In red riding-hood costume* Tralalalala! Oh.... Yellow camera dude! Now before the campers wake up let me just say! Last time...

(Ok so I'm sorry if this episode might b toned down from my usual randomness.  I'm just going threw some BS in school right now (not grade wise! No matter how retarded I act I assure u I have strait A's!) So Jes! Enjoy :D)

Rayla: Yo, Yo, Yo skittles! What's crack-a-lackin homes! Everything good in the capuz, capa Dog?!

TS -Destrey: -.-

Destrey: It's all good Bra! How's bout you? How's Shantey Gurl?!

Rayla: Oh she is FINE! Yo, I got to get this done, but we can talk later 'right?

Destrey: Fo SURE! You do your thing!
*Both burst out laughing*

TS: -___-

Rayla: *wipes tear from her eye* FINALLY! Someone who...

(Guys.... This is the last TDB... SRRY!)

SPECIAL AFTERMATH THEAM SONG PLAYS :D

(Blainley and Sierra are shown being pushed off the aftermath assento into the amendoim gallery)

Blainley: HEY!!! What gives?!

Sierra: Ya! We're the hosts!

Billy the Intern: Not any more. PROducers said Ya'll are boring so... They hired some new host for todays special SUPER important episode.

Blainley: *Gets pooshed in the amendoim gallery stands and falls* I WILL SEW YOU ALL!!!!

Beth: Wow Courtney much?

Katie: Oh I Know! Way over dramatic!

Sadie: Totally! I meen OMG take a chill pill!

Lindsey: Oh! I know Right?!

The 4: TOTALLY!!!...

(Hey guys it's shout out time :D I wanna say happy B-Day to my friend Ashley who's birthday was on the 2nd, My mom who's birthday is on the 11th, my baby cousin who's birthday is on the 15th, and me :D who's birthday is on the 17th! So ya... Shout out over. ENJOY :D)

Shane: Starburst.

Star: Where's the pie lover?

Shane: raio, ray raio, ray is so excited about tomorrows challenge that she wants to go to cama early. So now I'm stuck doing this :P

Noah: *rolls eyes* best host ever. :|

Shane: So let's just get this finished. First YouTube treats goes to Crystal, Star, and Samanthat.

(The passing of comida and elephants!...

Rayla: oi Starburst... Y'all wanna here a joke? *giggles* 

TS: No.

Rayla: Ok :D *snickers* What did the baby horse say when he sneezed?

TS: What?

Rayla: Sorry I'm a little hoarse!!!! xD *falls on the ground laughing* 

TS: -.-

Duncan: YOU SUCK!

Rayla: I'm sorry. I was just trying to be......PUNNY!!! *Burst out laughing again*

Star: Can we just get this over with? I have some things I need to do. *smiles at Noah* 

Noah: *Smiles back* 

Rayla: -_- Ya cute. I swear, if I was a meme, I'd be forever alone :( ANYWAYS! You no receive doughnut, You no Stay! FOREVER!

Crystal: Haven't you already broken that...

 (HI GUYS :DD I b back!! Now I will tell u stuff I did in a quick however long it takes you to read this seconds! My trip involved: HOT weather, fake dinosaurs, zoos, fancy hotels, animê Video game that make me mad, ear infections, giving my sister an ear infections, a sisters desperation to watch Jersey Shore, six flags, scary yet funny faces, a boring mike Posner (is that how u spell it?) concert, falling asleep at a mike posner concert, fuzzy hats, spitting off the tenth floor of a fancy hotel, spitting ice on people from the tenth floor of a hotel, going to a rangers game, hobos, scary...

(Hola me amigos! I was gonna hav this posted last night but.... Let's just say my family BBQ's last a LONG time xP we arrived at 11:25 am and left at 11:57 pm. Well anyways, ENJOY!!!!)

Rayla: So what? Y'all just decided not to vote?! Well thanks guys. Now all the producers and Other Shiz are mad and yelling at ME! And the worst part is, IVE BEEN SO BORED CAUSE I BEAT ALL MY VIDEO GAMES!!!! 

Cody: What is shiz?

Rayla: SHUT UP GAY-TARD!!!! Now i have to seem like a really evil host and kick one of y'all of myself!

TSK: WHAT?! 

Rayla: uh.. ya! 

Bridgette: But-

Rayla: Leave.

Bridgette: What?

Rayla: Must...