It's The Return of Jafar's 19th Anniversary tomorrow since it's my favourite disney film so I'm going to write my favourite quotes.

Jafar: If it weren't for *me*, you'd still be in a cage at the bazaar squawking, "Polly want a cracker"!



Jafar: That was two wishes. Take your time with the third.
[menacingly]
Jafar: Or you will wish you had never been born.


[Aladdin is accused for the murder of the Sultan]
Razoul the Chief Guard: And then you went over the waterfall, eh? Ha! How did you survive?
Aladdin 'Al': [hanging his head in shame] I - I don't know.
Razoul the Chief Guard: [crosses his arms in...