Q: Why did the cinto, correia get locked up?
A: He held up a pair of pants.
Q: Why did the blonde become a big basquetebol, basquete fan?
A: Because every time they stopped the clock, she thought she stopped aging.
Wilfred had just learned his abc's and was very scared of doing them in front of the class. The teacher, though, told him that the best way to conquer his fears would be to just go ahead and do it. So, trembling, he stood in front of the class and began.
"ABCDEFGHIJLKMNOQRSTUVWXYZ."
"Very good, Wilfred. But you forgot the P. Where's the P?
"It's running down my leg."
There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy.
"Can I touch it?"
"No way -- you already broke yours off!"
Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'"
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken."
Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?"
Mother: "Because we need the eggs."
One fine afternoon, a smiling boy arrived início from a dental visit. He called out, “Hey mom, I have no cavities today.”
His mom stared at him wide-eyed and quite surprised. But she smiled and then frowned knowing the expected. “Let me guess,” she said, “You have not a tooth left.”
A: He held up a pair of pants.
Q: Why did the blonde become a big basquetebol, basquete fan?
A: Because every time they stopped the clock, she thought she stopped aging.
Wilfred had just learned his abc's and was very scared of doing them in front of the class. The teacher, though, told him that the best way to conquer his fears would be to just go ahead and do it. So, trembling, he stood in front of the class and began.
"ABCDEFGHIJLKMNOQRSTUVWXYZ."
"Very good, Wilfred. But you forgot the P. Where's the P?
"It's running down my leg."
There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy.
"Can I touch it?"
"No way -- you already broke yours off!"
Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'"
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken."
Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?"
Mother: "Because we need the eggs."
One fine afternoon, a smiling boy arrived início from a dental visit. He called out, “Hey mom, I have no cavities today.”
His mom stared at him wide-eyed and quite surprised. But she smiled and then frowned knowing the expected. “Let me guess,” she said, “You have not a tooth left.”
Hi everyone it's meeeeeee Invader Calliope!
NOW TAKE YOUR SEATS!
*AT SKOOL*
Marry: oi lesly
Lesly: Whatever!
Marry: UMMM OK THEN......
Tay Tay: Dam da di do........
Marry: I wonder what's gottan into Lesly......
JDARLIN: I DON'T KNOW!
Sarah: I KNOW SHE IS JUST IN A MOOD!
Tami: What type oh mood?
Sarah: The mood were you only respond saying "what ever"
everyone: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Marry: Then i need to tell Lesly i'm sorry for not understanding her mood!
JDARLIN: OK YOU HAVE TO RUN BEFORE ITS TO LATE!
Marry: I'm on it!
1 hora LATER
Marry: I'm sorry Lesly I'm sorry! I should have been mais understanding!
Lesly: WHATEVER
everyone: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The End!
Story by: Invader Calliope *ok i'm going to stop saying the story por thing because you know it's por me*
NOW TAKE YOUR SEATS!
*AT SKOOL*
Marry: oi lesly
Lesly: Whatever!
Marry: UMMM OK THEN......
Tay Tay: Dam da di do........
Marry: I wonder what's gottan into Lesly......
JDARLIN: I DON'T KNOW!
Sarah: I KNOW SHE IS JUST IN A MOOD!
Tami: What type oh mood?
Sarah: The mood were you only respond saying "what ever"
everyone: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Marry: Then i need to tell Lesly i'm sorry for not understanding her mood!
JDARLIN: OK YOU HAVE TO RUN BEFORE ITS TO LATE!
Marry: I'm on it!
1 hora LATER
Marry: I'm sorry Lesly I'm sorry! I should have been mais understanding!
Lesly: WHATEVER
everyone: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The End!
Story by: Invader Calliope *ok i'm going to stop saying the story por thing because you know it's por me*
dear,2timer
you said you loved me
you said you cared
you said i was the moon in you dark sky
you said i made you coração complete
you said i made you smile when you were weak
you said no girl could compare
you said i was beautiful
you said i was the first real kiss you ever had
you lied
you played me
yo turned my world black
you broke my coração and made me weak
you fucked my so called friend
you made me crack my mirror and gag when I think of you
you cheat you bastard! don't come round here again cuz you fucked with the wrong bitch! and now your gonna get fucked I amor you, not! I hope you like my amor letter cuz that’s the last you'll ever get…
from, girl with gun
you said you loved me
you said you cared
you said i was the moon in you dark sky
you said i made you coração complete
you said i made you smile when you were weak
you said no girl could compare
you said i was beautiful
you said i was the first real kiss you ever had
you lied
you played me
yo turned my world black
you broke my coração and made me weak
you fucked my so called friend
you made me crack my mirror and gag when I think of you
you cheat you bastard! don't come round here again cuz you fucked with the wrong bitch! and now your gonna get fucked I amor you, not! I hope you like my amor letter cuz that’s the last you'll ever get…
from, girl with gun