1.Pull aside an unruly child in a preschool Sunday School class and say: "If you're bad in here, you'll go to Hell."
2.A week beforehand, find a member of ACT-UP. Tell him the scheduled sermon is entitled "Why God Sent AIDS to Punish Homosexuals".
3.Put stray cachorros in casaco closets.
4.Un-tune the piano.
5.Replace the pianist's sheet música with "Stairway to Heaven".
6.Going through all the hymnals, mark song 666.
7.Find an empty seat, and ask the person seguinte to it: "Is this assento SAVED?"
8.Toss around a giant de praia, praia ball before service, like at Grateful Dead concerts.
9.Ten minutos before it starts, find...
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