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This aleatório fotografia contains oliveira, oliveira europeu, olea europaea, azeitona, europeu, olea, europaea, oliveira oliveira, faia, and árvore. There might also be carvalho vivo, live oak, árvore, carvalho branco de califórnia, carvalho vale, vale carvalho branco, roble, lobata quercus, carvalho do vale, carvalho branco do vale, quercus lobata, california white oak, and vale white oak.

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Joey = Nobody Panic. We've got cook books. If you can read English, you can cook. For Instance. Basic pão stuffing, melt one third cup of manteiga in a heavy skillet.
Danny = That's easy. On a stove,right?
Jesse = No, no. We stick manteiga on a rocket ship and send it to the sun.

Joey = Good Morning! How you guys doing? It's great to be alive. happy Thanksgiving,Buddy!
Jesse = Why can't you wake up grumpy and grouchy like normal people?

Michelle = You got it, dude.

Michelle = I hope I'm getting paid for this.

Michelle = But he tempted me with Ice cream!!!!
Becky = Jesse!!!!
Michelle = And it had sprinkles, and a cherry!!!

Joey = Freeze! I have a baby and I know how to use it.
Jesse = Joey!
Joey = I'm warning you, she's loaded.

Jesse = Have Mercy!

DJ = Uncle Jesse, there's a girl here to see you. This one's great
Jesse = That must be my new violão, guitarra student.
DJ = Yeah,right.
posted by Ashley-Green
pão IS DANGEROUS

Why? Judge for yourself:
Research on pão indicates that

1. mais than 98 percent of convicted felons are pão users.

2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.

3. In the 18th century, when virtually all pão was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever, and influenza ravaged whole nations.

4. mais than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours...
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Kate: then she she was all like OH NO you did NOT! then she did the worst thing ever!

Liz: What's that? kiss your boy friend?

Kate: No not that bad!

Liz: Did she mess up your hair?!

Kate: Wores.

Liz: Break your leg?

Kate: no.

Liz: Tell ya mom about that night with daved?

Kate: I told you not to remind me of that!

Liz: sorry. What?

Kate: SHE BROKE MY NAIL!

LIZ: NO!

Kate: Yes!

Liz: Ooooooo! When I get to school tomorrow she is gonna GET IT! All that other stuff was NOT as bad as this! mostly breaking your leg. How dumb is that!

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Hope ya guys liked it! I just came up with it just a segundo ago. well tell me what you think!I am planing on making mais short storys so keep an eye out. bye. I LIKE PIE! GOOD NIGHT NEW YORK!
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got this off a website :)

1. I'm so goth, I got a tattoo of celtic knotwork starting at the topo, início of my head, winding all the way down my body, and trailing five feet behind me on the floor.

2. I'm so goth I AM a tattoo.

3. I'm so goth my name is "Tattoo" and I was on fantasia Island.

4. I'm so goth, in preschool, the only crayon I used was black.

5. I 'm so goth I use black cotton balls.

6. I'm so goth I dyed my shadow black.

7. I'm so goth I dyed my belly button black.

8. I'm so goth my pupils are black.

9. I'm so goth my black is blacker than your black. I call it "black black."

10. I'm so goth,...
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Note: This was my speech for debate team, therefore it would be presented as a proper speech and not something for online viewing, take this into consideration while leitura this, thank you, and enjoy.

Imagine a world where you could be turned down from a job because you were black and your employer was a white man, a world where you can be pulled over and asked for citizenship for being a Mexican, a world in which you cannot marry the amor of your life because you two were the same sex.

Welcome to America, friends.

The United States is said to be a free country, one with civility. You would think...
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