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posted by iLuvLouisCarrot
“So, Louis, the rumor’s true? Are you really secretly dating someone?”
Diana asked,
I shuffled uncomfortably in my seat. It was all Harry’s fault. Everyone thought I was dating someone because he said that in the last interview we had.
For fucks sake, I didn’t know what the giddy aunt to say. I looked over at Harry, who was trying not to laugh.
“Yeah. Actually I am.”
It was a spur of the moment thing. I was just… errrggghhhhh.
The crowd gasped. Diana looked shocked. .
“Can you tell us who it is?”
She asked. She literally shoved the microphone in my face.
“I would tell you,...
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posted by ThatDarnHippo
This a little something I wrote for my English class after we read The Modest Proposal. We had to write our own modest proposals on modern dia issues, and mine is on gay rights. It's short and to the point, so I won't be wasting too much of your time.
WARNING: some of the content may be offensive. Please realize that this is a satire (though I really do mean to offend people). amor or hate me for it, I don't care. Enjoy.


A Modest Proposal
Discrimination has always been a problem in this country. Only 50 years atrás were blacks given the same rights as white people. Now, a big issue is discrimination...
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posted by xneville_rocksx
1. Know how to make you smile when you are down

2. Try to secretly smell your hair , but you always notice.

3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence .

4. Give you the remote control during the game

5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you

6. Play with your hair .

7. His hands always find yours .

8. Be cute when he really wants something.

9. Offer you plenty of massages

10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork .

11. Never run out of amor .

12. Be funny , but know how to be serious

13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious

14. Be patient when you take...
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posted by Lolly4me2
Preferably shouted.

"DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW

AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH

HA-HA-HA-HA

YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING

I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT

GET OUT MY WAY YOU HO

I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT

OH!

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE

OVER BODIES EVERY dia (HEY)

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

cadela, puta WHAT DID I SAY

RUN THAT bunda CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE

FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH."

--

Happy Holidays~
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What I'm gonna post is something for fun. In other ways, we sometimes find that true between most of husbands and wives.


-A short conversation between husband and his wife.
Check out the first dia after the wedding.

Husband: Wow! finally my dream will come true.
Wife: Do you want me to leave you?
Husband: Noo! don't say that again.
Wife: Do you amor me?
Husband: Suuuure.
Wife: So, do you think that one dia you may leave me?
Husband: Of course not.
Wife: Okay, can you kiss me *blushes*?
Husband: Of course, also on your face (cheek).
Wife: Do you think that you may soco me one day?
Husband: Noway.
Wife: Can I trust you?
Husband: yeah.
Wife: Darling.

-Now read the conversation from the below to the topo, início in order to know what happened after one year.

Have fun. ;D
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posted by K5-HOWL
When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile. Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind, For as we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let us down, probably will. You'll have your coração broken and you'll break others' hearts. You'll fight with your best friend or maybe even fall in amor with them, and you'll cry because time is flying by. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, forgive freely, and amor like you've never been hurt. Life comes...
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posted by milorox18
Rules that guys wished girls knew..........

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.

3. Don't cut your hair. Ever.

4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see
if he can find the perfect present, again!

5. If you ask a pergunta you don't want an answer to, expect an
answer you don't want to hear.

6. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.

7. Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks.

8. Get rid...
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(A/N) StIlL hAs GaYnEsS, cUsSiNg, AnD sEx! this part will be POV's of everyone -everyone being Adam Ty Jason and Jerome, in that order- and things that are happening to them in life and btw i need mais ideas -im running out of them- would anyone be nice enough to comment one? or many if you have many. anyways thanks for leitura this boring A/N and enjoy the real story! XxX


~Adam's POV~ (let's face it he needs one)

-minecraft partkour-

"Hey guys, today im here with Huskymudkipz, Bodil40, and MinecraftUniverse" I said starting my recording.

"Yeah let's go" Husky said starting the map.

"Wait up" Jason...
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