I didn't make this, I just found it...
1.Stick your open palm under the stall mural and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
2.Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."
3.Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4.Say, "Damn, this water's cold."
5.Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"
6.Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
7.Grunt and strain real loud for 30 segundos and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.
8.Say, "Now how did that get there?"
9.Say, "Humus....
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