There used to be a rua named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives
Every time Chuck Norris looks into a mirror it breaks. Even glass is not stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Brett Farve can throw a football 50 yds. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Farve even farther.
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it
Chuck Norris can cut through a hot faca with butter
Chuck Norris and super-homem once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Chuck Norris does not need Twitter...he is already following you.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
There is no 'Ctrl' button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience
Chuck Norris put out a forest fire. using only gasoline
Chuck Norris can understand women.
They found Chuck's diary...It is now known as The Guiness Book of World Records.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
The Universe is constantly expanding, in a futile attempt to escape from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once got bit por a rattle snake...After three days of pain and agony ...the rattle snake died
Chuck Norris will never have a coração attack. His coração isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
The original título for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen segundos long.
Chuck Norris once scared a baby. To this dia that baby is still screaming in fear......his name is Justin Bieber
Chuck Norris doesn't battle... he just allows you to lose
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
most kids pee their name into snow... Chuck Norris pisses his in concreate...
Chuck Norris jumped off a building once. The ground didn't make it..
Chuck Norris was dropped twice as a baby. First on Hiroshima, then on Nagasaki.
When Chuck Norris wants a steak, cows volunteer. It's just easier that way.
Even atheists believe in Chuck Norris
Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animais Chuck Norris allows to live
Chuck Norris uses a sundial at night
Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry
Chuck Norris can get blackjack with one card
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris can soco a cyclops between the eyes.
Growing up Chuck Norris raised 4 turtles, we now them now as the Ninja Turtles
Chuck Norris can light a fogo por rubbing two ice-cubes together.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fogo with a magnifying glass. At night.
The Black Eyed Peas used to be called "The Peas"... until they met Chuck Norris.
the dinossauros made Chuck Norris mad...once
Chuck Norris once roundhoused a planet so hard and so fast it burst into flames, today it is known as the sun
Windows 7 was Chuck Norris' idea
Curiosity didn't kill the cat..... Chuck Norris did.
When Chuck Norris was born he slapped the doctor to test his reflexes.
Chuck Norris can cook minuto arroz in 30 seconds
When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk. When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
Every time Chuck Norris looks into a mirror it breaks. Even glass is not stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Brett Farve can throw a football 50 yds. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Farve even farther.
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it
Chuck Norris can cut through a hot faca with butter
Chuck Norris and super-homem once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Chuck Norris does not need Twitter...he is already following you.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
There is no 'Ctrl' button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience
Chuck Norris put out a forest fire. using only gasoline
Chuck Norris can understand women.
They found Chuck's diary...It is now known as The Guiness Book of World Records.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
The Universe is constantly expanding, in a futile attempt to escape from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once got bit por a rattle snake...After three days of pain and agony ...the rattle snake died
Chuck Norris will never have a coração attack. His coração isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
The original título for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen segundos long.
Chuck Norris once scared a baby. To this dia that baby is still screaming in fear......his name is Justin Bieber
Chuck Norris doesn't battle... he just allows you to lose
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
most kids pee their name into snow... Chuck Norris pisses his in concreate...
Chuck Norris jumped off a building once. The ground didn't make it..
Chuck Norris was dropped twice as a baby. First on Hiroshima, then on Nagasaki.
When Chuck Norris wants a steak, cows volunteer. It's just easier that way.
Even atheists believe in Chuck Norris
Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animais Chuck Norris allows to live
Chuck Norris uses a sundial at night
Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry
Chuck Norris can get blackjack with one card
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris can soco a cyclops between the eyes.
Growing up Chuck Norris raised 4 turtles, we now them now as the Ninja Turtles
Chuck Norris can light a fogo por rubbing two ice-cubes together.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fogo with a magnifying glass. At night.
The Black Eyed Peas used to be called "The Peas"... until they met Chuck Norris.
the dinossauros made Chuck Norris mad...once
Chuck Norris once roundhoused a planet so hard and so fast it burst into flames, today it is known as the sun
Windows 7 was Chuck Norris' idea
Curiosity didn't kill the cat..... Chuck Norris did.
When Chuck Norris was born he slapped the doctor to test his reflexes.
Chuck Norris can cook minuto arroz in 30 seconds
When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk. When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
There is a topless fotografia of Sel going around, but it’s FAKE!O_O
Sources connected to Gomez told website TMZ that Selena and company ‘are furious that her reputation is being sullied por some perverts with Photoshop.’
"The alleged fotografia of Selena Gomez is absolutely not her. Selena’s family is pursuing all available remedies to deal with the offender.” said her reps.
Now they are going to go after the people responsible.
Awful, isn’t it, some of the weird things people do on the Internet!?
UGGHHHH...
source: TMZ
-Well these stuff don't happen only to famous people,But they also happen to normal fellows and This results in big problems which have no limits!
Sources connected to Gomez told website TMZ that Selena and company ‘are furious that her reputation is being sullied por some perverts with Photoshop.’
"The alleged fotografia of Selena Gomez is absolutely not her. Selena’s family is pursuing all available remedies to deal with the offender.” said her reps.
Now they are going to go after the people responsible.
Awful, isn’t it, some of the weird things people do on the Internet!?
UGGHHHH...
source: TMZ
-Well these stuff don't happen only to famous people,But they also happen to normal fellows and This results in big problems which have no limits!
If you think you leitura all the books, seeing all the movies, and buying all the stuff makes for a real fã Twilight fan, wait until you read this news.v
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It turns out that there is a woman named Cathy Ward, 49, who is a mega fã of the series. She has her entire back tattooed with the characters from the series and plans to cover her whole body... WoW!
Cathy discovered the series a few years atrás when a friend gave her the first movie and since then she has been amor with all the mythology and characters.
Source: objetivofamosos
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It turns out that there is a woman named Cathy Ward, 49, who is a mega fã of the series. She has her entire back tattooed with the characters from the series and plans to cover her whole body... WoW!
Cathy discovered the series a few years atrás when a friend gave her the first movie and since then she has been amor with all the mythology and characters.
Source: objetivofamosos
Chuck Norris can make onions cry.
Chuck Norris can eliminar the Recycling Bin.
Ghosts are actually caused por Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
Chuck Norris once had a coração attack; his coração lost.
Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light on; he turns the dark off.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters; not even a mirror is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's tears can cure aids, too bad he never cries. (silvaze9)
Salati is a leopard that was adopted por the Brooker family in South Africa. The family helps to rehabilitate animais that are injured. Salati came to the Brooker family when it was just a cub, and instantly became friends with Tommy, a golden retriever. Tommy was also a cachorro, filhote de cachorro at the time.
You would think that a friendship between this unlikely pair would be impossible. But no. The two animais connected from the first moment. Now the two animais are fully grown and they are still friends. They spend time together running, playing, sleeping, whatever!
They have left behind the stereotype of cat and dog and found friendship instead.
Kat: You spin my head right 'round, right 'round-
Zapnis: DONCHA WISH YO GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME-
Kat: I'D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE-
Zapnis: I KISSED A GIRL-
Doofenshmirtz: SHUT UP ALREADY! I'M TRYING TO WORK ON MY TOASTINATOR!
*Zim comes in*
Zim: SURRENDER NOW HUMANS!
Kat: Uhh, Zap and I aren't humans, and you know us-
Zim: Shut up, girl!
Gir: AH LIKE TACOS!
*Mermaidman comes in*
Kat: I WANT YO amor AND I WANT YO REVENGE-
Mermaidman: EEEVIL!
*Bloo from Foster's walks in*
Bloo: AH AM PIERRE'S COUSIN! I HAVE ZE EAR ON ZE SAHD OF MAH FECE!
Kat: AH AM PIERRE'S GIRLFRIEND!
All: ◎_◎
Kat: WHAT!?
Doof: Leave now everyone! Kat, you stay since you live here.
*everyone leaves*
Doof: I'm going back to bed.
Kat: Me too.
Zapnis: DONCHA WISH YO GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME-
Kat: I'D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE-
Zapnis: I KISSED A GIRL-
Doofenshmirtz: SHUT UP ALREADY! I'M TRYING TO WORK ON MY TOASTINATOR!
*Zim comes in*
Zim: SURRENDER NOW HUMANS!
Kat: Uhh, Zap and I aren't humans, and you know us-
Zim: Shut up, girl!
Gir: AH LIKE TACOS!
*Mermaidman comes in*
Kat: I WANT YO amor AND I WANT YO REVENGE-
Mermaidman: EEEVIL!
*Bloo from Foster's walks in*
Bloo: AH AM PIERRE'S COUSIN! I HAVE ZE EAR ON ZE SAHD OF MAH FECE!
Kat: AH AM PIERRE'S GIRLFRIEND!
All: ◎_◎
Kat: WHAT!?
Doof: Leave now everyone! Kat, you stay since you live here.
*everyone leaves*
Doof: I'm going back to bed.
Kat: Me too.
Yeah,this is the first artigo I've written,so it probably won't be good.
O.K I have a 7 ano old niece and she might not seem evil,but trust me she is.If you met her you'd think she was a sweet,little angel
Her mom,my sis Heather,got married a few years ago.Well the man she married had 2 kids.Ever since she lived with them,she's been evil.
She tells my mom No
She tells us she hates us.She thinks she's the boss.She hits me and then says I hit her first(i'm old enough to know you don't hit when you don't get what you want)She calls me fat.she can't take a joke and then says im fat and don't "play"because I don't like being outside and hate sports.There's mais but I don't really want to write anymore.Tell me what you think in comments please:)
O.K I have a 7 ano old niece and she might not seem evil,but trust me she is.If you met her you'd think she was a sweet,little angel
Her mom,my sis Heather,got married a few years ago.Well the man she married had 2 kids.Ever since she lived with them,she's been evil.
She tells my mom No
She tells us she hates us.She thinks she's the boss.She hits me and then says I hit her first(i'm old enough to know you don't hit when you don't get what you want)She calls me fat.she can't take a joke and then says im fat and don't "play"because I don't like being outside and hate sports.There's mais but I don't really want to write anymore.Tell me what you think in comments please:)