aleatório Article: once opon a time

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posted by taylorrocks

once i was at a movie theater with my friends gabby tayolr and rylee and we saw this dude and he was like who are you and we were like why dose it matter and he said no reason then he stated following us around and we called jessi then we told her so she meat us there and when she got ther she was like you need to quit following us then we realised it was hallies dad then he was like hallie is in theater 4 seeing mall cop and i am just here. so yeah story of my life right and then this one time our teacher let us play quite ball and it was so fun because you get to throw the ball around the classroom and i threw it to sammie (bffld) and she didnt catch it and it landed in our teachers coffe haha! and this one time we wre in gym class and our teacher is soooooooooooo mean and she made me take my earrings out and after gym icoulnt put them back in so taylor tried to help but she poked another hole in my ear!

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Why do people hate Beiber so much ?

posted by Cantwait4book5

I am not obsessed with Justin Bieber nor do I hate him. In just neutral about him. But I am soooooooo fed up with all these people bagging him out!

I just read a pergunta on this spot that asked "If you saw Justin Bieber standing on the topo, início of a building getting ready to jump, would you cry or scream JUMP FAG JUMP!". I'm sorry but if I saw someone (regardless of who they are) on topo, início of a building getting ready to jump off, I would do anything to make them stop.

Why do you people have grudges against someone who hasn't ever done something bad to anyone you know or care about. And people say that he sounds like a chick and that he is a fag but honestly, he doesnt. His voice may be higher than other guys but that doesnt make him a fag.

And anyway, whats wrong with it if he is gay? Adam Lambert is gay and he has millions of fans.

I dont like Justin Bieber but I am fed up of people posting s**t about him!!!!!

Anyone agree???

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WHy BOYS GO OUT WITH GIRLS...SO TRUE

posted by juviechick1339

why boys go out with girls... so true
Created por augustemily1997

Created por augustemily1997 on Tuesday, September 01, 2009
Tagged: yay
REPOST THiS titled "wHy bOyS Go oUt wIt gIrLs...So tRuE
did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite sex thinking of you. They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you, this is all true and not fake. If you repost this in 5 min the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one mês and ask you out or grab you and kiss you. but if you break this chain no one will...

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Blonde Jokes 2

posted by blaise_jez

Q .. Did you here about the blonde who shot an Arqueiro into the air?
A .. She missed.

Q .. What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the rua when the sign said "don't walk".

Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.

Q .. What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.

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Things to do in a Public Restroom

posted by ilovepenguins

Things to do in a Public Restroom

1.Comment "Pooh, who did that?"
2.Complement people on their shoes.
3.Introduce yourself to the person in the seguinte stall. Strike up a conversation.
4.Provide 'strenuous' sound-effects.
5.Ask the person in the seguinte stall if there's anything swimming in their bowl.....
6.Discuss the pros and cons of laxatives.
7.Scream " Oh my GOD! What the hell is THAT?"
8.Simulate a drug deal.
9.Pretend to fall in (with appropriate sound effects).
10.Roll Easter Eggs under the doors.
11.Start a sing-a-long.
12.Act schizophrenically.
13.Knock on the doors of occupied stalls and ask if there...

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perguntas ASKED OF THE SYDNEY OLYMPIC COMMITTEE

posted by musicfanaticXD

This is por far the weirdest lists I have ever seen, but funny nonetheless...

QUESTIONS ASKED OF THE SYDNEY OLYMPIC COMMITTEE

Here are some of the classic perguntas being asked of the Sydney Olympic
Committee via their Web site, and some respostas that may be appropriate:

Q: I hear that all Australian women are beautiful. Is that true an if so,
can you send me pictures of the available ones? (Italy)
A: (Sure, there's only 8 million of them)

Q: I want to go swimming at Bondi de praia, praia on October 20th. Will I turn blue?
(Germany)
A: (More likely brown, considering the effluent...)

Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos...

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30 Things To Do During An Exam

posted by musicfanaticXD

I was leitura the Wal-Mart artigo and I was reminded of this eamil I got. Post your faves in the comments section!

THINGS 2 DO DURING AN EXAM XDDD

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read perguntas aloud, debate your respostas with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to...

On The Block Episode 13 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: oi everypony. Guess what we're starting this episode off with.
Audience: A party?
Tom: No.
Audience: A crossover parody?
Master Sword: Not yet.
Tom: We're starting off with-
Master Sword: A
Tom: What?

Video: link start it at 0:40

People: BLOWJOB! *Fake coughing* Blowjob!!
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*

Turn off the video

Tom: We're starting off the video with Brony...

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The Requests

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is not a double feature. It's better. It's a triple feature of fã fictions written as requests, about the Powerpuff Girls, and The Animaniacs.

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.

Song: link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

The Powerpuff Girls Meet The Looney Tunes

Requested por Aldrine2016

Narrator: The City of Townsville. Is watching the Powerpuff Girls go on vacation. The three girls fly off at high speed, leaving trails of red, green, and blue, in procurar of a good place to enjoy vacation.

The song fades away

Blossom: Where do we want to...

Twilight's Unusual Week

posted by Seanthehedgehog

dia 1

Twilight: *breathes in fresh air* What a beautiful day.
Sean: oi Twilight! I have something that I know you'll like which is fitting for a princess well I gotta go bye! *runs 300 miles an hour*
Twilight: What is this? *looks at package* Hahaha. kiss me I'm british? Well, you know what that means everypony that isn't a mare. Who's going to kiss me? Huh? It could be anypony.. Except for Justin Beiber! AHHHH

90 minutos later

Sean: And so, every hater in the world went straight to hell for not liking My Little pónei, pônei Friendship Is Magic.
Fluttershy & arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Yaay!!
Sean: yay!
Twilight: SEAN!!...

Johnny Lightning Episode 11

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Somewhere in Iraq

Johnny: *Walking through town square*
Narrator: The Middle East is filled with lots of beautiful desert, but it can be dangerous if you don't have enough water, or shelter.
ISIS Member: *Walking into a building with AK47's*
Narrator: It is also dangerous if you bump into the wrong people.
Johnny: *Runs into a dance club*
People: *Dancing to the music*
Johnny: Nice short cut. *Walking past the big crowd of people*
Narrator: Another agent was killed, and ISIS got their hands on an important flash drive. I was tasked to retrieve it.
ISIS Members: *Walking together with AK47's*...

Merry Freakin' natal - dia 3: Godai: Elemental Force

posted by windwakerguy430

Well this is probably a sign of things to come. Godai: Elemental Force is a game I could find little information on. What I do know is that it was developed por the 3DO Company, known for the Army Men franchise, who would go defunct a ano after Godai was released. Now I’m not saying Godai was responsible for 3DO’s demise… but…. No one is willing to discuss or even review this game, it seems. The most critique I saw in video format was the video titled “Worst game ever” and audio in French. That video is ten years old as of this year, good god. Also, for those wondering, Godai: Elemental...

In-Indie - 2064: Read Only Memories

posted by windwakerguy430

You know, through my time playing and reviewing all these indie titles, a thought came to me all of a sudden. It was buried deep down, like the knowledge was there, but I never truly noticed until now. But after today's game, I can say with 100% certainty… Indie games are fucking gay!

And I don’t mean gay as an insult like in teh early 2000s like, “What are you, gay?”. I mean like actually homosexual. Night in the Woods, Undertale, VA-11 HALL-A, Red Strings Club, Dream Daddy, all these games are huge gay and I am content with that. Being a connoisseur of the genders myself…....

Answering the Article: 15 American Things The English may or may not find bizarre

posted by Blaze1213IsBack

1. Ice Cube's: To be honest I never been to Europe, I only traveled in North America like Canada and Mexico but I am aware that in many countries it is uncommon to put ice in your drinks. To be honest am not the biggest in putting ice in my drinks. The only time I do that is when I order a iced coffee or if the water is warm when we refill the water thingy we have at home, other than that I don't put ice in my drinks. To be honest I don't like putting ice in my drinks because it just water's down my drink and loses it's taste. I have seen video's on youtube of these two English Youtuber's who...