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1. Ask him why did he marry a woman like your mom

2. Tell him you met a guy in school

3. Sing a song he hates

4(reply to number 3) When he plays a song he likes, ask: "What awful music. How do you listen to that crap?"

5. When he is driving you(anywhere), constantly ask "where are we going?"

6. Call him por his name[Not so risky, always done it as a kid!]

7. When he lectures you, after he finishes it, ask him: "Ever heard of breath mint?"

8. Tell him that Justin Bieber is your favorito guy[If you hate Bieber, go with Cody Simpson or some who you like ALLOT!]

9. Come início saying you found your true love.

10. (reply to number 9) When he asks to meet him, say, "Never" or "I met him on a chat room!" (REALLY RISKY!)

11. Ask if a friend can come over and then ask, "Can you clean my room?"

12. Ask him if you can get a pet( If you don't have one already) and if he suggests a peixe say, "No!"

13. Scream at the house(or apartment) telling it to break down

14. Tell your dad that your going away forever and when he gets sad, say, "Haha, I'm kidding!"

15. Tell him your pregnant.

16. [2dolphn97]-For girls- Constantly remind him of the "changes" your going through

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1. Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?

A: Red paint.

2. Why was six afraid of seven?

It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

3. Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Dave.

Dave who?

Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

4. A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

5. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing?

I don't know,...
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I saw this elderly gentleman dining por himself, with an old picture of a lady in front of him. I though maybe I could brighten his dia por talking to him.

As I had assumed, she was his wife. But I didn't expect such an interesting story. They met when they were both 17. They dated briefly, then lost contact when he went to war and her family moved. But he said he thought about her the entire war. After his return, he decided to look for her. He searched for her for 10 years and never dated anyone. People told him he was crazy, to which he replied “I am. Crazy in love”. On a trip to California,...
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oi there nintendo fãs im making a new series based off Nintendos beloved characters from the super Mario series. If you are interested click on my perfil for mais information. If not then read on maybe you will get interested?

ENJOY :D made por one HUGE nintendo fã (SeeUV3 aka me)

rosa, -de-rosa Yoshi (Main character)

Name: Marry-ann-Hato
Age: 13 1/2 (currently)
encontro, data of birth: ( 2000,july 7th)
personality : Clumsy,kind,a bit too nice sometimes,blunt ,happy ,lovable

Likes: singing, Dancing,Performing,Drawing
Dislikes: Math,Science,Geography

Power Type: electro porter (power of technology and...
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