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posted by 3nala
3nala said:
"Yo whazzup mah homiehs?"

{screams something incoherent about peanut butter}

"I like waffles with peanut butter."

{is bored}



{screams something incoherent about dynamite and bananas}

"Oh well..."

{screams something completely incoherent}

"Ooh look at teh pretty birdses..."



{starts humming to the tune of 'U Can't Touch This'}

{Stares down a digital picture of GIR, then screams something incoherent about tacos}

"How did pig tracks get on the ceiling?"

{sings 'Spider-Pig'}

{Screams something incoherent about exploding squirrels}

"I told the man I was innocent, but the gun in my belt said otherwise."

{Bangs head on computer, Screams something incoherent about the hardness and durability of the screen on her Mac}

"I think I rock, and this snail thinks he would like a rock."

{Screams something incoherent about the pointless reason we have pencils when we have keyboards.}

"Goodbye Cruel World, I'm visiting Small Dark Corner."

{Bangs head on keyboard, result on banging head on keyboard:njmsdjkhlddddddddddddddddfhhhhhhhhksssss}

"Can I have your pineapple?"
"Over my dead body."

{Screams something incoherent about why apples are red if they don't have blood.}

"If bananas could talk what would they say?"
"Please don't eat me?"

{Growls at screen}

"If world domination's so EASY, why don't you try it?"
posted by adaug
Ashley:Okay,lets see there's,a four ano old Amber,
A 12 ano old Kennedy,A 5 ano old Harper,And then there's 9 ano old Zack.Some job*Hears screaming*
Amber:HARPER!GET OUT!!!NOW!!!
Harper:Fine!*Takes Dolls*Hope ya don't need your Dollies!*Runs*
Amber:HARPER STOP IT!!!!I WILL PERSONALLY KILL YOU!
Ashley:STOP IT!!*Stops Harper*Harper!Give Amber her bonecas back.
Harper:FINE!!*Throws Dolls*I HATE EVERYTHING!!!
Ashley:Okay.Amber,Do you want something to eat?
Amber:Yes!Can I have a waffle?
Ashley:Sure!*Goes In kitchen*Waffles...waffles,Oh!
here we go,Okay Egos!Put in torradeira for half a minute.
*Ten minutos later*
Kennedy:Hey Ashley!Do you know who you're working for?
Ashley:Uh Darrel And Amy?
Kennedy:Well yes but,They're also BILLIONAIRES!They picked you as the Babysitter cause you have 7 siblings and you all ways babysat them.
Ashley:So your telling me that...I'M WORKING FOR BILLIONAIRES!!??
Kennedy:*Rolls eyes*Yes...Yes that is what I meant!
posted by Aquarius18
1. aleatório ninjas will NOT jmup down from the sky and pull the fir alarm during math class. we aplogozie for this inconvenience.
2. ^Scratch that, not many epic things fall from the sky, except dead hawks.
3. Just leitura about Hetalia: Axiz Powers on Wikipedia and you've seen the iParty with Brilhante Victoria Episode, and as soon as you read about Russia stalking China as a panda urso you recognized the reference, shoutin "All has become clear", you're insane.
4. If you see Foamy the esquilo flying around your science class, you deserve an invisible cupcake.
5. If you've ever been at SCHOOL and locked...
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1.When i want something now and they said they said not now i yell like a 5 ano old sometime and they will do it

2.If i want to go somewhere and they said no i will ingore them por saying pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee pretty preetty please and they said FINE

3.if i want to play a game or go on the computer and they said no i will be cying or just make them get scare from grabing a creppy thing =D

4.if i want to play with my sister with her friend and they said no i will said creepy thing to them like what if someone take you away they will said ok scare >:D

5.if i dont want to go to school i will said...
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posted by TruBerries
Yes, it is I, TruBerries. The one that always keeps it real whether you want to hear it or not. The one that can be too much real for anyone to handle and therefore, if you can't handle or stand the heat, get out the kitchen!

Now, it seems to me, that there's repeated perguntas that are getting a lot of people irritated, but you know, I've came to terms to decide NOT to answer the question(s) no matter how overrated they are. I must admit that I don't mind the 'What do you think of me?' questions( well as long as you don't put a personal fotografia up 'cause everyone could careless on what you look...
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posted by yukikiyruu
i just read in this another club iwant u guys to see



From an email I got.

"The Rules" from the male side

We always hear ‘the rules’ from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. I’m not saying I like them, but it’s only fair to present both sides.

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up. You need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

3. Sunday sports: It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

4. Crying is blackmail.

5. Breasts...
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1. You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. You take fotografias of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
5. You don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at starbucks and you don’t even work there.
7. You spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your gatos are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. You can’t even remember your segundo cup.
10. You can jump-start your car without cables.


*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
posted by smileypop9
Something I did for fun cos I was bored...just getting my thoughts out lol! This is part 3. :DDDDDDDDD
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Reading. So that's what I'm going to write about now. I amor reading. It's fun, and it takes you to a whole new world.
Don't you hate it when someone on fanpop writes: 'Me, reading? pffttt -_-' or something along those lines on their perfil page when they are asked for their favorito books? I know I do.
..
I mean, how can you hate reading? You read every day. You're leitura now. So don't put 'I don't read' on your perfil page, cos you obviously do.
..

To those who don't...
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cabine for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Six: Beth

    I’m Bethany “Beth” Janice Renee Curtis Spotskey. I live with my parents, Jane and Bob Spotskey, my two brothers, Drew and Josh, my little sister, Samantha and my newborn baby sister, Caitlin.
    I have no boyfriend anymore thanks to Martin who I’d fallen in amor with. But, he’d broken my coração mais than once. I was trying really hard to let him go, but it wasn’t working exactly.
    Anyways, we were at the market near “Key’s Bathing Wear”. The market was really big,...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
Rebecca doesn't only want to be known for her unforgettable song “Friday” so she is going to do everything in her power to create a cool new album.

Yes indeed, Rebecca has become famous thanks to her annoying song Friday and has got a record deal for a Cd with five mais songs, can you believe it? :/

Rebecca, is known-for and hated for “Friday”, she has even said that she doesn't like the song....we're not sure we believe that.

So on her seguinte CD Rebecca promises to have a mais natural sound than in Friday, and that she, at least, will like her songs....it's amazing how much power the Internet has! It makes and breaks stars.

source: europapress
posted by smileypop9
Ok, so I have come to notice that 99% of people either HATE Justin Bieber, or amor the crap outta him. Those 2 groups of people are at war with each other. It's kinda annoying.
Why do all the hate comments have to be about Justin Bieber, don't haters have anything else to do in their lives?

Anyway, I don't hate Justin. I don't amor him either. I'm kinda in the middle. To me he is like a aleatório boy I just met on the streets.
I don't go around bashing him and his fans, I don't post hate comments etc, but I don't post 'OMG I amor JB SOOOOOOOO MUCH' comments either.
I'm just happy the guy got his...
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cabine for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Two: Ella
    I’m totally convinced I have the best boyfriend in the entire world. He’s so sweet he bought me and all my friends a cabine for the summer. “Zack, you really didn’t need to do this!” I kept saying over and over again. It was no use, he was being all too sweet about it. “I know babe, but they ARE my friends too.” He kissed my forehead then picked my bag up. He grinned and then threw the bag into the car we were taking. “Thanks, baby.” I said, and hopped into the passenger seat.
    When...
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cabine for the summer
By: moolah
Chapter One: Tori
Hi, I’m Tori Evans. I live with my parents-even though I just graduated from my High School-Saint Peters. I have a boyfriend named Laken whom I amor loads.
    I was at home, after graduation whenever my laranja amora, blackberry started to chirp, “You’re the reason why” a song that I put for my boyfriend. I answered, “Hey.” “Hi, Tori, guess what?” He asked. He sounded really excited. “What?” I asked giggling at his excitement. “Zack booked the cabin, for the 11 of us-ALL SUMMER!” He screamed into the phone....
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posted by yoj123
I was walking início from walmart when a carrot fell from the sky and started talking to me then an air raid siren went off and flying pigs were dropping sausage rolls that blew up into smiley faces when they hit the ground then a baleia drove por in his sedan and said happy Dia das bruxas to me then micheal Jackson did the moonwalk on the moon with a cow.


I was like wow I went início and played wit my xbox, PIE!

And a cat grew a peixe tail and swam away from a basketball

Watch out CHAINSAW MONKEY!


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Always & Forever
By: moolah
Chapter One: Tuesdays
    
    Hi! My name is Naomi Locket. I am 15 years old and I have no parents. None! They died in a horrible car accident, but that’s all right por me, it gives me mais time to spend with the hottest guy alive-Thomas Richards. He’s my boyfriend of 2 years. He has auburn hair and green eyes. But, the disadvantage of having a boyfriend, and being so close, is the often result-babies. Our daughter and son (twins), Jordyn(girl) and Emmett(boy) are about 6 months old. Jordyn is the most adorable little baby,...
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posted by darkkhorn19
If you have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the lincoln Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest aleatório speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company...
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posted by invadercalliope
Hi everyone this is the Invader Calliope show!
Time to talk about stuff!
Ok here are two perfect things that i love! Invader Zim and Anime!!
Ok i'm on team and l then Mellow then Near!
I do amor Misa though!
I amor arroz balls!
Oh my fave number is 37!
I'm using my laptop!
I amor my cat!
I am feeling happy today!
I enjoy sweets!
I don't eat to much sweets i do eat my vegetables!
I amor the colors: lima, limão Green,Dark Purple,Cyber Blue,and Black!
I amor the Invader Zim sound track and the amazing singer gir!
Miss Carey: Here are your costumes for the play children. Come and see!
Ed: Is it my costume?
Miss Carey: Yes, it is.
Mady: Is this my dress? It's pretty.
Nicki: Here's my own cisne costume. Look at my laranja beak.
Miss Carey: You're the ugly duckling, Allex. Here you are.
Allex: Thank you, Miss Carey.
Nicki: Let's put on our costumes!
Mady: Oh no! Look at my dress! It's much too lond.
Ed: My hat is too small. I look tidiculous.
Allex: I look mais ridiculous than you. Look at my feet!
Miss Carey: Oh dear! Theey're much too big!
Nicki: And I haven't got any wings!
Ed: This play is a disaster!
Mady: First we've got thousands of scripts.
Allex: And now our costumes don't fit.
Nicki: What's next?
posted by ShiningsTar542
It can be hard at times, but for some girls it is no problem to be friends with an ex.

The key is in how the relationship has ended. It's important that there is no anger and no one has cheated. If this is true for you then it is mais than possible that with a little time you two can go back to being friends.

friends and just friends. You must be clear about what you want. Sometimes when we pretend to want to be friends with our ex, we are really looking to get back together. Sometimes this is what you want and it works, but if it goes wrong then things will be even worse.

Give him space. If after some time apart you still want to continue to spend time together without wanting to be a couple, then you are ready to be friends again!

-source: justjared T.V show<>
Hey everyone!!This is the story of the time I was at Wal-Mart with some friends and the fogo alarm went off but nobody cared and a baby died!


So anyway me and my friend Gyrrrrrrlllllllll were at Wal-Mart stealing stuff when the fogo alarm went off.It was so funny cause nobody knew what to do.We were all just standing there not moving.It would have been mais funny to you if you *had've been there.


*I don't even think this is a word!

The End.

Nevermind.Fanpop said this artigo is too short.Now what?That's all I had to say.Maybe if I say KITTENS!!!That will work.
"As I was sleeping on the tree, something suddenly tickled me. It wasn't like a travesseiro feather or a back scratcher, but was mais like a scaley tickle. As I giggled in my sleep, a tight squeeze suddenly brought my attention. As I woke up and looked around, I realized I was being trapped por a large python- a 20 ft long sucker at that!

I had no idea how this snake found me nor did I wanted to know why he caught me. The large seprent suddenly squeezed me tighter and tighter until my face turned dark purple. I was suffocating to my death. It would've been the end of the world for me. Luckly, the...
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