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posted by jessicamc26
This blonde cop stops a blonde driver and asks for identification.

The blonde driver looks all around in her bolsa and can’t find her license. “I must have left it at home, officer.”

“Well, do you have any kind of identification on you?” asks the cop.

The blonde takes out a pocket mirror and says, “I do have this picture of me.”

“Let me see it,” says the cop. She holds up the mirror and looks in it. Then she says, “Sorry. If I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn’t have stopped you.”
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1. Call themselves ugly.
-You're beautiful. So what if you don't look like a movie estrela because there's always someone prettier than that movie star.
-Be yourself.

2. Call themselves fat.
-Just because you amor to eat doesn't necessarily mean your fat. I eat so much comida in one dia you'd think I'm gonna go feed an army.
-If you want to eat, eat. If people don't like it then you throw whatever you're eating at them.

3. Twerk.
-Stop twerking! Especially if you don't have no ass.

4. Care what people think of them.
-Fuck those people because you're worrying about someone you may never see again or someone...
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posted by XxKeithHarkinxX
jnrm:
ugh... your depressed AGAIN...
8:00pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Aye.
Do you want to knwo why?
8:01pmjnrm:
not again..... thats like the 10000000th time this month
8:01pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
first time actually
8:12pmjnrm:
uh huh...
8:13pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
My god, it's help if you actually supported me instead of treating it liek someone kinda of joke
8:14pmjnrm:
Well im sorry but you say the same thing every time taylor, i just have a hard time beleiving you now after you keep saying the same thing over and over again
8:14pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
You don't even knwo what it's about this time
8:16pmjnrm:
yah well ive got a...
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