So you've just traveled to a foreign country, taken a subway you never take, or teleported to medieval England due to a time travel mishap. Your surroundings are strange, confusing, and possibly haunted. But instead of freaking out—due to frustration, confusions, and ghosts, respectively—you should follow these expert pointers to get yourself from lost to un-lost.
1) DO ask for directions. DO NOT ask an axe murderer for directions.
People who see you crying over a crumpled map are almost always helpful (axe murderers being a notable exception). Look for some official-seeming person or kindly old lady to direct you from Crime rua back to Avenue Full of Sephora Stores. Avoid asking anyone clearly in a rush (too busy), anyone in the middle of eating a huge sanduíche (too delicious), or anyone who looks like a cartoon mad scientist (likely is one). If lost in the wilderness, do not ask animais for directions, because they are generally snooty and unreliable.
2) DO mover toward familiar ground. DO NOT mover toward what looks like familiar ground, but turns out to be the old rato Poison Factory.
Here are two fine methods for finding familiar ground, assuming you don't have a phone that will basically just do it for you.
Locating Nearby Landmarks.
-Look around.
-Can you see your house? If so, hooray! Go to your house. This post is over.
-Just kidding. Can you see any notable structures, like the o espaço Needle, or its lesser-known cousin, the Lower Atmosphere Needle? No? Can you see anything needly at all? If not, just give up. Everything is hopeless.
-Just kidding. Even if the only notable landmarks are "some buildings" or "nothing," you can try:
Retracing Your Steps.
-Turn around.
-Can you see where you originally came from? Do you just see the mural of your room? If so, you are not really lost, and you are abusing the system.
-Just kidding. If you can see anything familiar at all, it's worth investigating. If you are lost in the desert, and all you remember is that you saw a nuvem and a sand dune, proceed to #3.
3) DO use natural navigation. DO NOT just pretend you know what that is and march blithely off a cliff.
You can always find your bearings por consulting nature, as long as you know what parts to consult.
-The sun rises generally in the east and sets in the west. If the sun is just sort of wandering around, you are at the North Pole, or it is opposite day.
-Moss always grows on whatever side of a árvore it feels like. Ignore moss.
-If you are a sailor, take out your sextant and navigate using the stars.
-If you are not a sailor, look at the stars anyway, because they are pretty.
4) DO not panic. DO NOT not not panic.
Really, what's the worst that can happen? You remain lost forever, forced to become a modern-day hobo who rides the rails, mournfully playing your harmonica? You get eaten por a horde of skunks? No, the worst-case scenario is that you have to call your parents, or a taxi, or hop on an elefante and ask it to take you to the airport. Just relax and enjoy the adventure.
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1) DO ask for directions. DO NOT ask an axe murderer for directions.
People who see you crying over a crumpled map are almost always helpful (axe murderers being a notable exception). Look for some official-seeming person or kindly old lady to direct you from Crime rua back to Avenue Full of Sephora Stores. Avoid asking anyone clearly in a rush (too busy), anyone in the middle of eating a huge sanduíche (too delicious), or anyone who looks like a cartoon mad scientist (likely is one). If lost in the wilderness, do not ask animais for directions, because they are generally snooty and unreliable.
2) DO mover toward familiar ground. DO NOT mover toward what looks like familiar ground, but turns out to be the old rato Poison Factory.
Here are two fine methods for finding familiar ground, assuming you don't have a phone that will basically just do it for you.
Locating Nearby Landmarks.
-Look around.
-Can you see your house? If so, hooray! Go to your house. This post is over.
-Just kidding. Can you see any notable structures, like the o espaço Needle, or its lesser-known cousin, the Lower Atmosphere Needle? No? Can you see anything needly at all? If not, just give up. Everything is hopeless.
-Just kidding. Even if the only notable landmarks are "some buildings" or "nothing," you can try:
Retracing Your Steps.
-Turn around.
-Can you see where you originally came from? Do you just see the mural of your room? If so, you are not really lost, and you are abusing the system.
-Just kidding. If you can see anything familiar at all, it's worth investigating. If you are lost in the desert, and all you remember is that you saw a nuvem and a sand dune, proceed to #3.
3) DO use natural navigation. DO NOT just pretend you know what that is and march blithely off a cliff.
You can always find your bearings por consulting nature, as long as you know what parts to consult.
-The sun rises generally in the east and sets in the west. If the sun is just sort of wandering around, you are at the North Pole, or it is opposite day.
-Moss always grows on whatever side of a árvore it feels like. Ignore moss.
-If you are a sailor, take out your sextant and navigate using the stars.
-If you are not a sailor, look at the stars anyway, because they are pretty.
4) DO not panic. DO NOT not not panic.
Really, what's the worst that can happen? You remain lost forever, forced to become a modern-day hobo who rides the rails, mournfully playing your harmonica? You get eaten por a horde of skunks? No, the worst-case scenario is that you have to call your parents, or a taxi, or hop on an elefante and ask it to take you to the airport. Just relax and enjoy the adventure.
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* laranja Lavaburst
* pêssego (no longer produced)
* Poppin' rosa, -de-rosa Lemonade
* morango Kiwi Kraze
* Torrential Tropical Punch
* Wild Cherry
* doces maçã, apple cooler
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* Berry Blue
* Blue Watermelon
* frutas Pow
* frutas Punch
* Orange
* laranja Supernova
* rosa, -de-rosa Lemonade
* framboesa Kiwi
* Strawberry
* morango Kiwi
* Wild Berry
[edit] Hi-C azedar, azedo Blast
* Green Apple
* Strawberry
* Wild Cherry
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* pêssego (no longer produced)
* Poppin' rosa, -de-rosa Lemonade
* morango Kiwi Kraze
* Torrential Tropical Punch
* Wild Cherry
* doces maçã, apple cooler
[edit] Hi-C Blast
* Berry Blue
* Blue Watermelon
* frutas Pow
* frutas Punch
* Orange
* laranja Supernova
* rosa, -de-rosa Lemonade
* framboesa Kiwi
* Strawberry
* morango Kiwi
* Wild Berry
[edit] Hi-C azedar, azedo Blast
* Green Apple
* Strawberry
* Wild Cherry
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THE WORD HI 61 TIMES
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